View Full Version : Venom is not in jail because the courts need to go after the real dangerous people.

05-02-2005, 03:11:38

In comparison Venom seems tame.

The Mad Monk
05-02-2005, 05:27:50
I wouldn't wish Venom on anyone.

Except in this case.

05-02-2005, 06:57:54
The moral of the story is Never do anything for anyone.

05-02-2005, 08:38:17
If she's an old hand at litigation, then of course she didn't accept the offer to pay the medical bills. Some journalist trying to make a name for himself should dig up her past, looking for near-death experiences caused by grapes and banana peels at the supermarket. :)

05-02-2005, 14:58:35
Yes. I'd like the opportunity to kill this lady.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2005, 17:03:20
About time that it becomes illegal to knock on doors.

05-02-2005, 17:11:00
I thought they kept Venom free because they can't afford the enormous cost of feeding him.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2005, 17:17:02
It worked fine until the EU's butter mountain was reduced to a molehill.

05-02-2005, 17:44:11
I just had the terrible vision of a fat venom dressed like rambo, with a machine gun under each arm, diving into a mountain of butter.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2005, 17:48:02
Well, reality was worse as he was wearing a pink shirt.

05-02-2005, 17:50:05
Yes... Pink... That does sound even more like Venom. ;)

05-02-2005, 18:58:18
I'm in serious trouble!!!!

07-02-2005, 09:38:30
Those kids learnt an important lesson. Never do anything nice.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 09:41:43
At least the old bitch didn't shoot them. Lucky they weren't in Texas.

07-02-2005, 09:49:53
Damn, that is fucked up.

07-02-2005, 18:38:26
Yes...yes it is.

07-02-2005, 18:57:21
Excellent, Laz can sue the people that came knocking on his door to make him vote.

07-02-2005, 19:20:44
No he can't, he lives in britain, not is the SueSA.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 19:29:15
He can sue them in a US court.

07-02-2005, 19:39:37
At 18 years old you shouldn't be in a secret cookie baking gang.

They should be punished for being retarded.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 19:41:40
They should be punished for being dutch.

07-02-2005, 20:12:09
cookie for me
cookie for you

07-02-2005, 21:47:24
Poor gals. They should appeal, and countersue for emotional damages. All that distress for trying to do something nice. All those future years of therapy!