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Immortal Wombat
04-02-2005, 01:51:28
Its a hard life being a student. Many times the choice between beer or food has to be made, and this week I cut it a little too fine. So I went to the local pawn shop - an antiquity that is dying out in many places, but is here preserved by Cantabrian whimsy - and there I pawned my crabs for the sum total of 27 pence. Beans on toast was consumed, and there was much rejoicing.

04-02-2005, 02:30:40
I once sold a radiohead album for a 1.90 to get some baccy. I had to borrow rizlas and I forgot to buy food. Had to go without for a while.

04-02-2005, 02:34:45
Pawn shops are plentyful down here in the South. It's a damn tradition to sell valuable heirlooms, junk, and stolen merchandise for next to nothing so you can afford alcohol or crack.

04-02-2005, 02:38:45
Did you mean "Crustaceans Pwned"?

04-02-2005, 02:39:29

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04-02-2005, 02:40:55
And hiya Sultan

Provost Harrison
05-02-2005, 15:58:33
I feel a copycat coming on...oh damn, here it comes...

Although pawning your crabs sounds rather eyewatering :eek:

05-02-2005, 16:19:06
Don't worry his crabs will grow back.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2005, 16:57:17
"I pawned my crabs"

I can't find the "I crapped my pants" thread.

07-02-2005, 09:41:56
Originally posted by Sultan
Did you mean "Crustaceans Pwned"?

no, of course he meant "Crustaceans Prawned"