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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-02-2005, 17:50:05
Next twat in an orange rosette who knocks on my door gets garotted.

Last week a canvasser asks if I'll vot LibDem. I said something along the lines of "Yeah, whatever". Then they ask if I'll put a poster in my window, and I go "Yeah, whatever" in an attempt to get them to piss off.

A couple of days later they're back, asking if I'd be interested in delivering leaflets for them. I reply along the lines of "No fucking chance". They say "But you do support us, don't you?". I start growling. They leave.

This evening they knock on my door to draw my attention to the fact that it's 5.30PM and I've not voted yet. The next knocker dies.

*End Is Forever*
03-02-2005, 17:52:55
Portishead Redcliffe Bay, North Somerset Unitary, was a Conservative seat with a majority of 205.

paiktis22
03-02-2005, 17:54:16
Reminds me of the leaflets the "socialists" sent to several people saying "thank you madam for voting socialists" whereas it was a sir and they had never voted socialists. but they thanked them nevertheless.

Rodgers
03-02-2005, 18:04:05
Imagine! Someone knocking at your door?!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-02-2005, 18:10:36
Bastards.

MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 18:47:07
All you have to do is vote...:cute:

DaShi
03-02-2005, 18:48:04
Originally posted by paiktis22
Reminds me of the leaflets the "socialists" sent to several people saying "thank you madam for voting socialists" whereas it was a sir and they had never voted socialists. but they thanked them nevertheless.

That's a fairly cheeky thing to do.

Gary
03-02-2005, 18:55:51
Just raise the drawbridge, and get the boiling oil ready.

After all, you know they won't want to know you between elections.

paiktis22
03-02-2005, 18:58:06
Yeah. The socialists are a lost cause now. They got as a leader one guy who's got a very "american way", his mother was american he was brought up in sweden among other places... it's like comparing soyvlaki to pudding. the pudding will always lose.
little goergie they call him (goergie in english). plus he has some minor trouble speaking greek. mushy very mushy. not that the little fatty the rightists have as a leader and PM is any better. basically the time of strong leaders has passed. now it's toned down. but with toned down there's a feeling the political spectrum is less skilled too.
the socialists lost because they let corruption run rampage. the rightists will lose because they promised to squash it and they havent delivered anything yet. it's a great bore but that's not ok or normal.

paiktis22
03-02-2005, 19:00:11
basically it was the same old many decades with corruption and stuff like that. but at least there was vibrato passion great mottos, catchy ideologies expressed in a phrase. now it's ONE BIG BORE. yep

paiktis22
03-02-2005, 19:04:06
basically goergie (socialists) is so polite because he has nothing else to say, so he thinks: "if I dont have anything to say let me at least be polite when I don't say anything" that doesnt impress anyone.

kostaki (rightists) is of the mindset that "if I do something, it might be wrong/harmful to me or my party, so it is better to do nothing" that doesnt impress anyone either.

so you have one that says nothing and another one that does nothing. and they still get payed.

kind of like me now

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-02-2005, 19:56:18
Originally posted by Rodgers
Imagine! Someone knocking at your door?!

They'll learn. Tory canvassers never knock on my door. I think I'm on their list marked "Avoid at all costs".

KrazyHorse@home
03-02-2005, 21:20:28
The chair of our department got a thank you note from George W Bush for "his generous contribution". He posted it on his office door, as the only thing he would donate to Dubya would be a swift kick to the head.

Provost Harrison
03-02-2005, 21:21:53
The really alarming thing about this ward is that the second party is the BNP :eek: I've been looking to move out of this shithole for some time now...

Provost Harrison
03-02-2005, 21:26:22
http://www.cpgb.org.uk/worker/345/partynotes.html

Provost Harrison
03-02-2005, 21:30:19
...and this borough also has the BNP headquarters (in Welling) :eek:

*End Is Forever*
03-02-2005, 23:26:35
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
They'll learn. Tory canvassers never knock on my door. I think I'm on their list marked "Avoid at all costs".

Just tell everyone you're against them, and don't tell them you're in favour of anyone (otherwise you'd get tactical literature - "Labour can't win here" etc). They'll all stay clear, for a while at least - I assume you'd go out and vote anyway.

Japher
03-02-2005, 23:33:30
Tell 'em you sold your vote on e-bay for a pint of beer and reusable sheep skin condoms.

notyoueither
04-02-2005, 08:29:53
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
The really alarming thing about this ward is that the second party is the BNP :eek: I've been looking to move out of this shithole for some time now...

Perhaps I've missed something, but didn't you move recently?

Provost Harrison
04-02-2005, 15:14:37
I am in London, which I like, but I am in a pretty shitty area of it. Hence the threat about 'Watch out Tizzy'. I haven't moved yet due to some financial problems (my agency has gone into receivership which is nice of them so I haven't been paid for quite some time) although as I now have the offer of a permanent positions things should resolve themselves.

BigGameHunter
05-02-2005, 00:34:25
Nice to know someone seems to have worse karma than me.

notyoueither
05-02-2005, 08:34:38
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I am in London, which I like, but I am in a pretty shitty area of it. Hence the threat about 'Watch out Tizzy'. I haven't moved yet due to some financial problems (my agency has gone into receivership which is nice of them so I haven't been paid for quite some time) although as I now have the offer of a permanent positions things should resolve themselves.

God damn, PH. You've got to earn a break some time soon.

Provost Harrison
05-02-2005, 09:38:40
No, it's nothing like that bad, I am getting the money either way - my company/new agency said they would give it to me and they would reclaim it later...it's just more messing around than anything else...