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Venom
03-02-2005, 14:45:42
You're a cock smoking, unwiped asshole.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:46:34
agree :beer:

zmama
03-02-2005, 14:46:47
:beer:

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:48:05
Couple of smug, egotistical bastards around here. Not even counting KG.

protein
03-02-2005, 14:50:15
Mine's of me.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Wait, let me finish...

I'm not gonna hurt you Wendy.

Im just gonna BASH YOUR BRAINS IN.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:51:54
egotesticle?
me?
no way V.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:01:14
You have to have ego-testicals as your real ones are smashed. Or would that be id-testical or superego-testical?

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:02:56
I was going to make the id-testicle joke. :(

zmama
03-02-2005, 15:03:52
Proves it was lame

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:04:35
Shut up, I'm the smjart one.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:04:48
HA HA! I thwarted Funko at a stupid pun! Hooray for me!

zmama
03-02-2005, 15:06:04
Hooray you're both morons!!!

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:06:29
hooray for me?
you meant Worship Me, Bitches-San.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:07:10
He did. Corrected by miester g - the shame.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:07:34
That's implicit with each of my posts.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:08:25
The shame?

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:10:30
That's implied with my name.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:12:18
Schjame on you Venom, corrected by a Dutch.

haha haha haha.
February is not your month, you former French

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:14:16
No month is my month.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:19:56
dammit
you made me cry.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:25:04
You bitch.

Lurker
03-02-2005, 15:45:31
I can't believe this planet actually has two people who would be willing to claim that id-testical pun.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:47:26
How long have you posted here?

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:47:53
and you know them both.

you lucky man you

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:48:19
Personally I think it's rather genius. Only the 2 best posters here could have come up with that.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:48:41
And fuck you people for making me defend Funko by default. Assholes.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:48:53
WOOOH! YEAH! *high five*!

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:51:35
can't wait for a photo of those two making out....... they really are sweet and all

Lurker
03-02-2005, 15:52:25
Those pics are already out there.

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:52:41
Something for you to wank to.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:53:02
That'd give Tizzy a problem, who to kill first!

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 15:54:57
tumtie dum

:nervous:

Lurker
03-02-2005, 15:57:37
Originally posted by Venom
Only the 2 best posters here could have come up with that.

I need to recheck the definition of "best".

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 15:58:54
Best Poster on Counterglow - the 5 tests:

1. Poster is not Lurker
2. Poster is not Canadian
3. Poster is not a bum
4. Poster is not Lurker
5. Poster is Venom or Funkodrom

Venom
03-02-2005, 15:59:53
Yep. That's the official checklist.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:02:16
See, you're just as much of an egotistical cocksmoker as me, you just don't have a picture of yourself.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:04:15
Just because his dog died otherwise he had his bodypainted picture as avavater.

Venom
03-02-2005, 16:06:29
I am not egotistical. I'm a great poster, but I'm still a dumbass.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:07:02
You're egotistical about how dumb you are.

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:07:20
No way. Those avatars have size limitations.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:08:43
egotesticle?

Venom
03-02-2005, 16:08:52
Originally posted by Funkodrom
You're egotistical about how dumb you are.

Is that even possible?

Lurker: It's a satellite pic.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:12:24
Originally posted by Venom
Is that even possible?

tell us

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:13:48
I think I saw that one. Scientists were baffled for some time.

Venom
03-02-2005, 16:17:09
You ruined the x-fear you bastard.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:17:42
He ruined the x-fear with an x-post!

Venom
03-02-2005, 16:19:20
There has to be a special term for that. I think fucktard can work. Lurker totally fucktarded that one up.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:19:32
made him a damn good poster.

if i was the judge i'd say the best.

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:19:50
Twas intentional.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:20:23
Originally posted by miester gandertak
made him a damn good poster.

if i was the judge i'd say the best.

Unfortunately the rules about the best poster are the rules.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:22:35
befehl ist befehl

and.......
the judge is a smjart guy, so not me and all.

Venom
03-02-2005, 16:23:32
And you're a shitty judge.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:24:58
that is....................
well i can ride a zamboni pretty wellllllll

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:37:06
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Unfortunately the rules about the best poster are the rules.

Those rules looked rigged.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:37:41
It has some very complicated safeguards built in.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 16:39:04
like david hasselhofs and all?

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:46:01
Originally posted by Funkodrom
It has some very complicated safeguards built in.

I'm hoping it won't take a month to interpret them. I need to know who the two best posters are TODAY, dammit.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:46:30
Same as yesterday, and tomorrow.

zmama
03-02-2005, 16:47:40
Darkstar and Sleeping Satsuma

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:49:59
But what happens if one of those allegedly "best" posters dies in a hail of gunfire or perhaps is trampled to death by a herd of scared sheep? Has a line of succession been established?

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:50:31
Let me check them against the criteria

Darkstar:

1. Poster is not Lurker

True

2. Poster is not Canadian

True

3. Poster is not a bum

Probably True

4. Poster is not Lurker

True

5. Poster is Venom or Funkodrom

False

Sleeping Satsuma

Darkstar:

1. Poster is not Lurker

True

2. Poster is not Canadian

True

3. Poster is not a bum

True

4. Poster is not Lurker

True

5. Poster is Venom or Funkodrom

False

Nope, sorry. Neither of them.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 16:53:35
Originally posted by Lurker
But what happens if one of those allegedly "best" posters dies in a hail of gunfire or perhaps is trampled to death by a herd of scared sheep? Has a line of succession been established?

Nope, we'll still be the best, just not currently active.

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:54:28
The thought brings a smile to my face.

Chris
03-02-2005, 16:58:03
So, have Funko and Venom set a date yet?

Its great they finally came out together.

Lurker
03-02-2005, 16:58:56
Venom didn't want to come out, but Funko insisted.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 17:01:34
He can't have me, and this time it's not just because he's an obnoxious retard.

I'm taken. :p

Chris
03-02-2005, 17:03:16
A gay love triangle, haven't had that here yet.

And that is saying something, considering all the ankle grabbing around here.

Venom
03-02-2005, 17:43:57
Besides, no man or woman would ever want to be with me.

zmama
03-02-2005, 17:46:10
Nope, but doggies love you

Venom
03-02-2005, 17:54:54
Indeed. Animals do love me. I don't love animals though. Not in the biblical sense at least. Shit, I'm not Funko.

Chris
03-02-2005, 18:26:44
You are are not?

Damn.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 18:41:35
no he is right

zmama
03-02-2005, 19:44:33
My dog however, would rip out your throat. She doesn't like people that are mean to me :D

Venom
03-02-2005, 19:47:19
No. No she wouldn't. I would commune with her in the style of Crocodile Dundee.

Funkodrom
04-02-2005, 09:08:45
That is an undefeatable power.

Drekkus
04-02-2005, 09:45:58
How do you commune with an animal?

zmama
04-02-2005, 13:10:32
:funko:

King_Ghidra
04-02-2005, 13:45:22
Originally posted by Venom
Couple of smug, egotistical bastards around here. Not even counting KG.

to my knowledge i have never had an avatar featuring a picture of me

if anyone can disprove my claim please post evidence

Venom
04-02-2005, 13:47:25
You don't need an avatar of yourself to prove your smugness. Someone's got a whole I So Love Myself AE out there for that.

Venom
04-02-2005, 13:47:48
You smug bastard.

King_Ghidra
04-02-2005, 13:51:07
:lol:

I so Love Myself
04-02-2005, 13:52:02
I am so pretty :love:

Funkodrom
04-02-2005, 13:53:04
If I'm right...

The I so Love Myself avatar is a pinked up version of K_G's old avatar which wasn't just a picture of himself, it was a self portrait!!!

The prosecution rests!

Venom
04-02-2005, 13:53:34
Someone (or someone's family member) should write a cartoon about you called Smuggy.

Venom
04-02-2005, 13:54:11
Originally posted by Funkodrom
If I'm right...

The I so Love Myself avatar is a pinked up version of K_G's old avatar which wasn't just a picture of himself, it was a self portrait!!!

The prosecution rests!

Truly damning evidence.

King_Ghidra
04-02-2005, 13:55:50
well you're all talking about me again, so my work here is done

zmama
04-02-2005, 13:56:56
That K_G is Soooo tacky!!!


http://www.loudmedicine.net/lm2004/xselfp1.jpg

Venom
04-02-2005, 14:00:12
Vincent is the most smug bastard of all the smug bastards. And he knows it.

Drekkus
04-02-2005, 14:04:01
is NOT?

Venom
04-02-2005, 14:08:11
DAMMIT! I really need to learn either how to type or to be more patient and proof read.

zmama
04-02-2005, 14:09:24
HAH!

neither will ever happen

Drekkus
04-02-2005, 14:10:07
HA! made you edit! \o/

Venom
04-02-2005, 14:10:25
I had to edit that. HAD TO. I'm sorry.

zmama
04-02-2005, 14:11:30
Drekkus WINS!!!!

Drekkus
04-02-2005, 14:11:41
We need an 'I rule' smilie.

Venom
04-02-2005, 14:14:01
Vincent's smugness must be punished. Even being embarassed by Drekkus can't stand in the way.

*This post has been proof read.

Chris
04-02-2005, 14:29:14
Vincent is punished everyday, he is German you know.

Venom
04-02-2005, 14:32:52
That's not enough punishment. Either he becomes Bavarian or he continues to be punished.

zmama
04-02-2005, 14:33:48
He thoroughly enjoys it too

Chris
04-02-2005, 14:42:34
Being Bavarian?

zmama
04-02-2005, 14:45:04
Auja! The tight lederhosen

Chris
04-02-2005, 15:36:54
Now there is a picture I need to forget.

Lurker
04-02-2005, 16:07:31
Originally posted by Venom
Vincent's smugness must be punished. Even being embarassed by Drekkus can't stand in the way.


Wow, that's some serious shit.

Venom
04-02-2005, 16:09:19
It's a serious quest.

Oerdin
04-02-2005, 17:40:37
How did this thread get to three pages without me seeing it?

Venom
04-02-2005, 18:02:45
Because you're retarded. Just a guess, really. But a pretty well educated one.

Oerdin
04-02-2005, 18:22:49
You forgot to tell me I'm a fucktard. I won't get the full Venom experience unless you do that.

Venom
04-02-2005, 18:44:30
My word. My experience. I'll dispense it as I see fit.

zmama
04-02-2005, 19:10:42
For fucktard you have to Do something stupid, not just be stupid

Lurker
04-02-2005, 19:26:18
Can't be right. I'm sure he's done something stupid in the past five minutes. In fact, he's probably doing something stupid just this moment.

Venom
04-02-2005, 19:34:11
He's not posting, that's for sure. That's fucktard behavior.

Chris
04-02-2005, 20:02:16
What a bunch of Fucktards.