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miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 13:36:52
use you feet

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:38:47
http://www.indiana.edu/~tke/simms.gif

No you don't. Idiot.

What do the Dutch know about football? :rolleyes:

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 13:40:29
look at that picture.
gay twats playing kinderrugby

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:42:03
Look at his helmet, he's a giant!

(maybe the Dutch do know something about football after all)

Venom
03-02-2005, 13:43:41
It's a skillfull version of rugby.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:44:38
Skillful?

A rugby player can stick his head up a man's bottom whilst giving him a reach around! (and at the same time having the same done to him) That's a skill!

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 13:45:42
Yeah I'm a giant.
and you are all kleinduimpjes (little thumbs)

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:47:40
I thought you were a Dutch midget?

Venom
03-02-2005, 13:49:50
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Skillful?

A rugby player can stick his head up a man's bottom whilst giving him a reach around! (and at the same time having the same done to him) That's a skill!

Football players can manage 15 groupies, a wife, 2 kids, passing steroid tests, and memorizing 100 plays all while smoking weed and playing 15 hours of Madden Football on the PS2. Now that's skill.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 13:51:28
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I thought you were a Dutch midget? I prefer the name little people.......

DAMMIT

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:53:00
Can they drink 18 pints of lager including many noisy drinking games involving shouting at each other then stand in a line and all get their cocks out in front of a crowded bar whilst keeping up a non stop barrage of singing slightly rude childish songs?

Venom
03-02-2005, 13:55:03
Hmmm. Probably not. The weed smoking tends to remove all motivation for that.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 13:58:42
Originally posted by miester gandertak
I prefer the name little people.......

DAMMIT

Hey Venom, meet miester g - he's the only midget that can't get a part in star wars!

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:03:04
What a loser. I'm not even a midget and I had a part in Episode 1. :lol:

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:06:18
Dutch midgets are just too short to be cast as wookies.

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:08:16
Meister G also has way too little hair to be a wookie.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:09:52
I can transplant my scrotumhair

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:13:28
Just comb it over.

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:15:02
The scrotum?

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:17:58
Just the hair.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:18:19
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Just comb it over. no can do, that too itchy while walking.
and looks a bit stupid

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:19:50
Only a bit? A big improvement. :p

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:20:57
:lol:

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:34:10
start a thread with the title football and the positive thing is that there are no women posting.
wooooohooooo

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:35:24
I bet there will now!

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:39:35
balanced that

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:39:41
Re: Scrotum hair

I'd have thought it all got kicked off.

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 14:40:23
Kicked in a bit, not off.

Venom
03-02-2005, 14:41:48
I'm just not sure enough kicking was done then.

Tizzy
03-02-2005, 14:42:15
Originally posted by miester gandertak
start a thread with the title football and the positive thing is that there are no women posting.
wooooohooooo

Did you look at who's posted in this thread?

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:42:17
that afro saved my balls

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 14:43:58
hey look at that buttom
Add ........ to Your Ignore List

mr_B
02-02-2009, 22:52:31
when then?

MOBIUS
02-02-2009, 23:40:13
Originally posted by Venom
What a loser. I'm not even a midget and I had a part in Episode 1. :lol:

Jar Jar Binks?

Provost Harrison
03-02-2009, 00:10:55
Jabba the Hut more like ;)

Provost Harrison
03-02-2009, 00:11:24
Although the parody Spaceballs featured Pizza the Hut :lol:

Oerdin
03-02-2009, 03:08:27
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Can they drink 18 pints of lager including many noisy drinking games involving shouting at each other then stand in a line and all get their cocks out in front of a crowded bar whilst keeping up a non stop barrage of singing slightly rude childish songs?

The defensive line men are like 500 pounds. I bet they can drink a lot of beer. Not sure about the singing.

The Mad Monk
04-02-2009, 17:51:15
Will you be the one to tell them they can't sing?