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MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 11:59:16
Post here to boast about your best pun of the day IRL.

So far my best one was in the Pedology Lab where one of the girls spilled a load of watery soil down her trousers, to which I said "Oh dear, looks like she's soiled herself":)

Well it is still the morning so we'll see what else turns up...

MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 12:00:13
Did I tell you I'm bored right now?:cute:

Drekkus
03-02-2005, 12:02:04
:lol: that's a good one.

Your avatar is hurting my eyes.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 12:02:09
and we've got a winner...............

King_Ghidra
03-02-2005, 12:06:27
man, that pedology lab, the craaazy shit that goes on in there

MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 12:08:26
Yeah, the stories I've heard! I'm thinking about going public and dishing the dirt...:D

King_Ghidra
03-02-2005, 12:28:26
ok so someone said are you up for pizza tomorrow

and i said yeah are you up for a pizza the action

oh jesus

Funkodrom
03-02-2005, 12:29:07
You should have said "I'll have a slice of that action."

Tizzy
03-02-2005, 12:31:07
By the end of the day I'm going to be regretting ever opening this thread, I just know it.

King_Ghidra
03-02-2005, 12:32:06
you don't regret it already?

Tizzy
03-02-2005, 12:36:11
I'll regret it more by then cos it'll only get worse

Immortal Wombat
03-02-2005, 17:59:59
A byte walks into a bar looking glum, so the barkeeper asks him what's wrong. "Parity error" comes the reply. "Ah, yeah," says the barkeeper, "I thought you were looking a bit off."

Lurker
03-02-2005, 18:12:55
It took a second read, but I got that one.

I think I'll shoot myself now.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 18:13:48
feel free

Venom
03-02-2005, 18:16:37
I'd be glad to help shoot you.

Japher
03-02-2005, 18:17:09
That would be a barrel of laughs

Lurker
03-02-2005, 18:18:17
You guys are just jealous.

MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 18:35:50
Originally posted by Japher
That would be a barrel of laughs

Or two barrels if he uses a shotgun...:cute:

Venom
03-02-2005, 18:39:09
Only if it's a double barreled shotgun.

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 18:40:44
right

miester gandertak
03-02-2005, 18:41:05
you are

MOBIUS
03-02-2005, 18:43:36
Originally posted by Venom
Only if it's a double barreled shotgun.

I can't imagine you having a shotgun with only one barrel...:p

Gary
03-02-2005, 19:06:15
http://www.micksguns.com/images/certis2.jpg

Just need one in each hand

Venom
03-02-2005, 19:43:31
Or an automatic shotgun with a 50 round drum.

zmama
03-02-2005, 19:50:06
A grenade would do

Venom
03-02-2005, 19:53:16
Probably end up blowing myself up with one of those. And while we all hate me. I'm not quite ready to kill myself.

Gary
04-02-2005, 00:04:31
http://forums.netgamers.co.uk/images/smilies/fps/grenade.gif

Tizzy
04-02-2005, 09:49:48
This thread turned out better than I expected

MoSe
04-02-2005, 11:27:30
Originally posted by zmama
A grenade would do
even just a grenadine

Rodgers
04-02-2005, 12:01:58
...or a holiday in Grenada?

MDA
04-02-2005, 12:13:15
I just came from Grenada, and now I know why its called the spice island!

Rodgers
04-02-2005, 12:15:35
Gerry Halliwell lives there?

MDA
04-02-2005, 12:17:21
I was looking for Mary Read.

protein
04-02-2005, 12:20:04
Did you manage to score any?

MDA
04-02-2005, 12:22:05
Arr. There be nothing left of her but her knucklebones.

Rodgers
04-02-2005, 13:03:46
Originally posted by MDA
I was looking for Mary Read.


Did she get married? I thought her surname was Jane :confused:

Venom
04-02-2005, 13:11:23
Originally posted by MDA
Arr. There be nothing left of her but her knucklebones.

It's not talk like a pirate day. Knock it off.

MDA
04-02-2005, 13:11:33
Nah. Everyone's had Mary Jane already.

zmama
04-02-2005, 13:19:29
Originally posted by MDA
I was looking for Mary Read.

I get it...good god, I'm a pirate nerd too!!:o

zmama
04-02-2005, 13:20:13
BTW...great smilie

King_Ghidra
04-02-2005, 13:42:36
seconded, let's get it added

MOBIUS
03-09-2010, 10:58:48
Dear Management, I wish to complain that we still haven't got the pirate drinking smiley added!

mr_B
03-09-2010, 11:13:35
bored mobius?

Funko
03-09-2010, 11:59:02
I didn't have the power then, I do now. Bump it next week when I'm back.

Back!
03-09-2010, 13:57:20
I'm always Back!

MOBIUS
07-09-2010, 15:42:12
The question is, is Funko?