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Vincent
29-01-2005, 19:14:26
Damned wanking.

zmama
29-01-2005, 19:57:10
These Vets can help you

http://www.flowervalleyvet.com/Flower%20Valley%20Veterinary%20Clinic/FlowerValleyImage3.jpg

Vincent
29-01-2005, 20:08:19
Looks good

The Mad Monk
29-01-2005, 22:08:35
Except for the lack of proper masking in at least one third of the team.

zmama
29-01-2005, 22:16:43
DR. BOB: Well, Nurse Piggy, ready to save another life?

NURSE PIGGY: Yes, Dr. Bob.

DR. BOB: Good, send the patient to another hospital!

NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob, this is a special patient. Can't you tell by looking at him?

DR. BOB: Yes, he looks like a very unlucky bullfighter. Gored right through the gourd.

(Patient starts to sit up.)

DR. BOB: Down boy!

NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, that is a helmet, and he is a viking.

DR. BOB: I know all about 'em. They come from Denmark. One of my ancestors was a viking.

NURSE PIGGY: Oh this, this isn't going to be a Great Dane joke, is it?

DR. BOB: Well it's a Dane joke, but I wouldn't call it great.

NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob, no more jokes just because he's Danish.

DR. BOB: Oh, don't blame me I ordered a roll, not a danish! (Gotta come fast and furious.)

NURSE JANICE: Why not try fast and funny?

VIKING: Oh just hurry it up, will ya? I gotta get back to my plundering and pillaging

DR. BOB: Down boy! Listen, my ancestor the viking was terrible at plundering and pillaging.

NURSE JANICE: He was?

DR. BOB: Yes, he blundered his plundering, and he was stupid with his pillaging.

Nurses Janice and Piggy: (in unison) How stupid was he?

DR. BOB: They called him the pillage idiot.

And so we come to the end of another Vetrinarian's Hospital. Tune in again next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say...

DR. BOB: Good night, and may the good Lord take a viking to you!