View Full Version : It was the day of the meet..

29-01-2005, 14:53:16
and all through the forums
not a creature was posting
not even a bot

29-01-2005, 14:54:49
Probaly were hauled to the pokey for vagrency.

29-01-2005, 14:55:01
i am :)

we can't afford to go :(

29-01-2005, 15:14:03
yaaay, I could afford, just, but mother wouldn't let me. Said she didn't want me being around a load of piss heads. So instead, I'm sat here getting drunk! YAAY!

29-01-2005, 16:27:18
so that makes perfect sense then.

Anyway aren't you like 59 now? I thought you should be allowed out for us to corrupt.

And I thought you were a dirty rebel...sigh...

29-01-2005, 16:30:22
nooooook, I cano nly be cirrupted at hom,ebut shuush, fon't tell mo noe

29-01-2005, 16:32:00
I was being a geek and playing games :)

29-01-2005, 16:35:15
i suppose legally you cant really drink yet can you? thats a bit of a bummer. Not that it appears to be holding you back any.

29-01-2005, 16:38:12
my money, myaocloshoml. s

29-01-2005, 16:45:03
so why cant you go out and do it?

you should have told you mum it was a meeting of the local girl guide chapter.

29-01-2005, 20:54:37
I don't know tbh, mother has some strange ideas. she nearly cried in Sainsbury's (then again, so did I, fucking awful place) but she said if I'm going to get drunk at all, she'd rather it was at home.

29-01-2005, 20:57:26
Drink some water Alsie or you'll feel really crap later

29-01-2005, 22:39:12
Originally posted by alsieboo
Said she didn't want me being around a load of piss heads.

Your mother sounds very wise.

Or she must lurk here.

29-01-2005, 23:20:37
well I can understand her sentiment I suppose- we know we're good people (mostly) but she doesnt, and probably like all mums she thinks the internet is full of paedos and rapists.

Why not abate her fears by showing her some of Venom's posts? :D

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 01:20:57
You can wait for the pictures can't you? :p

30-01-2005, 02:20:15
my mother forced water down my throat, after taking the piss out of me, then realising I'd drunk it all and lecturing me

30-01-2005, 02:59:39
Originally posted by alsieboo
my mother forced water down my throat, after taking the piss out of me, then realising I'd drunk it all and lecturing me

You drank all your piss?

30-01-2005, 03:00:59
hey, there's water. Water of life. Jesus brings us the water of life.

30-01-2005, 03:01:34
Christianity = watersports?

30-01-2005, 03:04:19
I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but yes. Now you know the secret.

30-01-2005, 03:09:30
Well I knew about the bondage and snuff stuff. Thanks for clearing all that up.

30-01-2005, 03:15:11
your mum sounds like a nut

no offence like... :D

30-01-2005, 03:16:05
we were going to have her taken to fairmile, but then it closed down and no where else would take her

30-01-2005, 03:38:06
have you ever been there? its hidden down a leafy lane in deepest berkshire. I cant remember why i was there. I wasnt admitted obviously, although perhaps I should have been

30-01-2005, 03:42:18
I had relatives there. Never went there myself, but we drove past it the other day. Thought it was technically in Oxfordshire?

30-01-2005, 03:57:09
oh its somewhere round here...

i'm not even going to ask about your relatives...its too late and I am disturbed already

30-01-2005, 03:59:49
Near cholsey?

only one was blood relative :D

30-01-2005, 04:37:47
so, anyway...

I had Chinese tonight

i asked for a large glass of wine and they bought out what looked like a dessert bowl on a stick

30-01-2005, 04:41:17
After reading this thread I feel I must go open a bottle of wine.

30-01-2005, 06:55:46
Hmm. Wine...

I think I may leave here soon, get a sub on the way home and drink a bunch of beer.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-01-2005, 10:33:48
You commute by submarine? That's quite impressive.

30-01-2005, 11:35:33
No, submissive. I stopped at the local BDSM shop and bought a fat german man to beat.

30-01-2005, 21:11:06
Can I get me one of those

30-01-2005, 21:37:24
Originally posted by HelloKitty
No, submissive. I stopped at the local BDSM shop and bought a fat german man to beat. Good idea!

30-01-2005, 21:52:12
I thought those were free for the asking

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-01-2005, 22:16:07
Purchasing one gives important consumer rights, however. Such as taking them back for a refund if they break.

30-01-2005, 22:17:17
I'm glad a man of your experience is around to guide us, thanks

30-01-2005, 22:36:31
he does have a gimp

30-01-2005, 22:42:48
I want a pet gimp, better than having a non commital wanker who can't keep it up and makes you play second fiddle to a spliff

30-01-2005, 23:00:13
yeah, if you feel like that you need to get out of that relationship, you're a top bird, and you deserve a top bloke- don't settle!

30-01-2005, 23:01:04
thats the point, I'm not in a relationship with him

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:01:48
Well I see it from the other side of the fence. You all go for dickheads yet ignore alright people like me who have 'consideration'...but that's not really what you've ever been after is it?

30-01-2005, 23:06:12
woah! bitter there much provost?

who are 'you all'? if you mean women, plenty of women love a considerate man. Being considerate is a top priority in a r/ship as far as I'm concerned. We don't all go go for bastards

as for you Allie, why are you fucking him if you think so little of him?

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:11:47
Not bitter, but a long career of celibacy makes it obvious...I suppose it is my fault, I was never able to have the self confidence to do anything so hence I am where I am now and I really don't have that kind of personality or looks that draw the women. So this is how it goes...

30-01-2005, 23:12:45
I love considerate guys who aren't just out for what they can get, I just never have a relationship with them.

I like him a lot, too much, he can just be a typical male sometimes

30-01-2005, 23:21:18
OH MY GOD! provost!!!
You just need to be yourself and get some confidence going! You know whats holding you back is nothing more than your own lack of confidence in yourself?! You could be the most considerate fantastic guy in the world, but if you can't show that then you're screwed! WHy not take your confidence from the fact you know you're a great guy? Looks don't matter, I've never seen a pic of you, but I'm sure you're hardly the Phantom of the Opera, and everyone finds different things attractive.

And you young madam, who you have a relationship with is a conscious choice you make about your own value. If you think you're worth more, expect more. You get what you ask for in life.

Fucking hell :( I'm drunk Trisha

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:25:47
Well I am swimming again because I have put on serious amounts of weight which have undermined my confidence even more. But even without the extra weight I am carrying around I have never been able to have the confidence. It is very hard to explain and I have had plenty of advice but have never had the nerve to implement it. I know who I am, what I am capable of, and I can generally get what I want (with a lot of pushing and hard work as a rule, but doesn't it always). Some things that have seemed outside of grasp in the past I have eventually surpassed and then some. But this one...hmmm, it's proving to be a little more perplexing.

30-01-2005, 23:28:25
I know I could be treated better, but he's so hot and I'm just surprised he chose me. If something better comes along, I'll give him an ultimatum. But better lives in Gillingham :(

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:34:42
See now you are demonstrating your lack of self esteem. Tell him to piss off!

30-01-2005, 23:37:05
Did I not mention he's hot? He can do caring, and sweet, he was really good to me last week when I was ill, he deserves another chance

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:37:28

30-01-2005, 23:38:56
I'd be a fool to say no

30-01-2005, 23:49:03
You can get yourself a very considerate slave fairly easily. This is the INTERNET!

30-01-2005, 23:49:43
wewt and yaay

30-01-2005, 23:57:20
Allie, someone being considerate SOME of the time doesnt count. You know within yourself when you're happy or when you're getting what you want.

Provost, I know what you mean, maybe you need to spend more time with yourself, doing what you want to do, making yourself happy? Until you're happy with you, no one else will be.

i have a whole bagful of these platitudes btw ;)
Seriously guys, you are great people, you deserve greatness.

I think it was Henry Ford who said: whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.
eg, you make your own reality.

Provost Harrison
30-01-2005, 23:58:48
Henry Ford was a fascist bastard - I wouldn't take note of what he says too carefully...

Provost Harrison
31-01-2005, 00:03:04
Oh, a picture...

31-01-2005, 00:10:50
Yeah, but when we're together I'm happy, and when he texts me it's all gravy

PH, if thats you, good god man, you ought to have less trouble!

Provost Harrison
31-01-2005, 00:13:58
I'm a bit podgier now than I am there, it's the shift work, but I am going swimming again to resolve that. But remember, beauty is only skin deep...very important ;)

31-01-2005, 00:18:41
Seeing as I already know you're a great person anyway, I'm sold! :p

31-01-2005, 00:24:03
PH, wtf are you worrying about??

You have a very kissable mouth I would say ;) and a naughty smile.

and hey, who isn't a bit heavier than their last photo?


31-01-2005, 00:25:15
Originally posted by alsieboo
Yeah, but when we're together I'm happy, and when he texts me it's all gravy

PH, if thats you, good god man, you ought to have less trouble!

yeah? welcome to the world of shit men.

31-01-2005, 00:26:55
Again. I just love this welcome.

I could do with some chocolate right now actually

Provost Harrison
31-01-2005, 00:31:15
I'm having a hot chocolate at the moment, with a drop of almond essence :D

31-01-2005, 00:32:33
still thinking about chocolate body paint

31-01-2005, 00:34:00
I just had some 72% cocoa solid Lindt

I gave some to my little hams and they ran off with a hamster biscuit aftr scoffing my choc, the fatty little buggers

31-01-2005, 00:35:17
oh my god, Lindt is the best. Better than galaxy!

31-01-2005, 00:40:20

welcome to my middle class pleasure dome BAYYBEE!


31-01-2005, 00:41:15
I always knew you were a woman of class

31-01-2005, 00:43:42
fuck that yellow laughing face freaks me out

31-01-2005, 00:44:16
how much have you had to drink exactly?

31-01-2005, 00:53:51
2 glasses of chenin blanc (thats a lot these days)

31-01-2005, 00:55:44
it's got a fair bit of shadow. Reminds me of this girl at college, complete with sideburns and moustache

31-01-2005, 01:05:55
what the fuck???

what the hell are you talking about lil witch?

31-01-2005, 01:06:48
the smiley, sorry

31-01-2005, 01:46:48
remind me never to drink with you, you little nutter!

31-01-2005, 01:50:03
Hey, you're the one who brought it up...:cute:

31-01-2005, 01:55:02
she needs a good spanking with a slipper

31-01-2005, 02:21:37
I'd enjoy it too much

31-01-2005, 03:40:27
Hmm. Well, then you just vastly improved your chance of finding a perv....er... man online.

If you want them to hit you, you are set.

31-01-2005, 03:51:14
wewt and yaay. female, teen, bi into BDSM

31-01-2005, 04:03:55
You should post that on some dating service sites with a link to contact you here. Just to see how many sad losers reply.

31-01-2005, 04:13:00
Far too many

31-01-2005, 04:21:08
Koshko and I posted a love want ad on behalf of Funko on Saan years ago.

someone replied and chatted with him.

turns out it was Walrusskkkch pretending to be a woman I found out a year later.

31-01-2005, 04:25:41
lol, bless.

I need a new webcam.

31-01-2005, 04:28:45
The best part was the way I found out, we decided to do a follow up and posted there again and the same "girl" replied.

Silly walrus.

31-01-2005, 04:29:14
some people are just retards

31-01-2005, 04:30:13
To be fair he tookt eh joke all the way, even insiting Mike give it to him from behind with the lights off.

31-01-2005, 04:32:06
good for him, got to give him some credit

31-01-2005, 04:32:36
No, I think Mike paid cash.

31-01-2005, 04:34:42
I like a man who deals in cash. Much easier than stealing his credit card.