View Full Version : a little bit of zen for y'all.

self biased
29-01-2005, 07:49:25
what is the sound of one asscheek flapping?

29-01-2005, 08:01:04
in the woods?

self biased
29-01-2005, 08:04:42
possibly. does it really matter?

and what is the sound of three asscheeks flapping for that matter?

29-01-2005, 08:09:47
If it's in the woods nobody will listen and then we have no sound, or maybe the sound of a pope having a shit

self biased
29-01-2005, 08:16:44
i will contemplate this.

29-01-2005, 08:23:09
but please stay silent. keep a safe distance between your buttocks

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 08:29:21
If a tree falls in the forest, with nobody around to witness it, do the other trees take the piss?

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha! You fell over! Wanker! Waaaaaanker! Spacky wanker!"

29-01-2005, 08:30:57
If a tree falls in the forest, did it have too much Merlot?

miester gandertak
29-01-2005, 08:34:38
of you have a lot of trees then you've a forrest.

Sir Penguin
29-01-2005, 09:25:50
That's true, but really you only need one tree or more.


29-01-2005, 09:59:34
put in a parking lot and problem solved

Immortal Wombat
29-01-2005, 10:34:07
If the last tree falls in a forest, where do the bears go?

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 11:20:25
To the Vatican, of course.

29-01-2005, 11:24:15
Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last
fish been caught will we realise we can eat the pope