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HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 06:43:01
Scary german thing!

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYWHERE (http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/347374.html)

There is a penis in the picture, so really, don't look at it at work.

There is something worse in that picture that makes it not... I have lost the ability to describe it.

Really. Don't click on that. :eek:


I had to post it because I was dumb enough to look at it even AFTER I READ A DESCRIPTION!

Oh god...

Asher
29-01-2005, 06:54:01
Fake.

Sir Penguin
29-01-2005, 06:55:10
Oh, it's not that bad. You'll all regret NOT clicking on the link!

SP

HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 06:58:50
Originally posted by Asher
Fake.

How closely did you look?

The Mad Monk
29-01-2005, 07:01:40
He has it projected on a wall as we speak.

HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 07:02:59
I am going to try to lighten this thread up a little with this picture.

http://media.e-townie.co.uk/asm1.jpg

The Mad Monk
29-01-2005, 07:05:59
Don't make me find the coffee article.

HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 07:07:47
What coffee article?

The Mad Monk
29-01-2005, 07:11:23
This one. (http://staff-www.uni-marburg.de/~gloning/wom-pet.htm)

HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 07:12:39
umm...

ok.

self biased
29-01-2005, 07:48:54
this thread could use some german song lyrics.

Vincent
29-01-2005, 07:54:43
Ah, C@H is a funny guy, theres no end of things he can do.

miester gandertak
29-01-2005, 08:28:44
bad Kitty bad Kitty

notyoueither
29-01-2005, 08:49:29
Is it notewrothy that the man is A: married, and B: missing his left index finger?

notyoueither
29-01-2005, 08:50:52
Incidently, I'm very surprised I haven't puked yet. It must be fake.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 11:37:03
I think I'll wait until my mother's left the room befroe looking at this one

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 11:50:09
Brilliant! I've never had the chance to post a picture of my knackers to impress someone's mother before!

Shit. No webcam. I'll have to describe them instead.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 12:13:39
I sureit'll be just as good, if not better

sleeping_satsuma
29-01-2005, 15:00:32
I'm tempted to say its a fake but I have met someone who performed his own prince albert piercing with no alcohol/anaesthetic, so I guess anything's possible if you are A FUCKING NUTJOB!

Sir Penguin
29-01-2005, 20:10:48
Shouldn't there be more blood stored in the head?

SP

The Mad Monk
29-01-2005, 21:48:20
I haven't looked at it, and won't because I'm suffering from a stomach virus as it is.

Can someone tell me what it is, without getting too graphic?

Colon
29-01-2005, 22:22:39
Well, so far we had something about a hand without an index finger, blood and head, and a penis so I don't think further describing will be difficult without getting too graphic.

protein
29-01-2005, 22:31:40
Elastic bands, knife, penis, series of photographs in very close up detail.

HelloKitty
29-01-2005, 22:34:14
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Shouldn't there be more blood stored in the head?

SP

THats what the rubber bands were for.

I told everyone not to look at it. Only the germans are safe to click that link.

Sir Penguin
29-01-2005, 22:40:51
I know, but wouldn't there still be more in there than was shown?

SP

HelloKitty
31-01-2005, 16:20:10
Doubt it. It is spongy.

Colon
31-01-2005, 16:24:47
Ok. That's it. Call me a chicken but I'm not checking this thread anymore.