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Martini
29-01-2005, 02:22:22
Watch out Britain!

No idea which train to catch or whether I can afford it, but can't cope with another night awake in this shit hole. Time to fly!!!!

Provost Harrison
29-01-2005, 02:31:39
Well I am going to go to bed...I could go there now, but it would only take me just over an hour to get there...a long time to wait for everyone else to arrive...

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 04:52:15
I'd like to meet this Martini, she sounds like a great chick

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:11:47
Anything new going on with the apples?

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:15:15
their breeding?

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:15:35
no, their fermenting.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:16:16
I always get those two confused

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:19:17
Well they are chemically kind of similar

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:19:48
say any more and you'll confuse me

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:21:59
ok, we'll just try breeding and fermenting

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:24:11
I think we ought to stick with crushing, it's a lot easier to comprehend

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:28:01
ok, we'll crush the apples and hopefully they'll start to ferment.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:29:01
but then they wont be able to breed and make happy little apples

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:30:58
not necessarily, as long as we're sure to crush male and female apples together.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:32:34
how can you tell!

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:34:32
well if you look closely at the little bud on the bottom of the apple, you can see a clear distinction between both genders.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 05:35:24
I think tesco might be sexist

TV4Fun
29-01-2005, 05:39:15
It's entirely possible. A lot of stores only stock one gender of apple so as to keep their stock from overflowing.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 09:19:54
I want to meet everybody, but solicitors do tend to slap injunctions on me.

The Shaker
29-01-2005, 10:01:31
I thought you were just doing an impression of a Noticeboard.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 11:13:04
You're not pinning that on me.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 11:35:27
:lol:

sleeping_satsuma
29-01-2005, 16:30:12
i have a twitching little finger today.