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Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:50:24
Hot eyes and sore throat. Mood violently see-sawing between deep gloom and puppyish playfulness.

Entertain me. Caper for me! Be funny, or I'll break stuff.

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 22:53:31
Caper for you?

http://www-ang.kfunigraz.ac.at/~katzer/pictures/capp_04.jpg

;)

Japher
28-01-2005, 22:53:57
he said be funny.

Capers give me gas

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:56:05
Oh bollocks. I need entertainment and I'm stuck with the Dribbleshit twins, and Darkstar.

Japher
28-01-2005, 22:58:39
so you either get short stupid posts

or winded novels about nothing

suks for you

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:59:34
I'm going to try to have cybersex with Jon Miller. Just to see him try to convey rapt sexual passion.

In very short sentences.

With no adjectives.

Jogvh uhvuytfyjg

Immortal Wombat
28-01-2005, 23:00:44
Evan could pinpoint the exact moment in which he decided to be circumcised. It was when Crystal, who he had met for the first time earlier in the evening, looked up, mid-fellatio, and commented that his penis had more smeg than a series of Red Dwarf. Then she had spat, thereby belying her earlier statement for which Evan had taken her home in the first place.

Oerdin
28-01-2005, 23:01:30
I always knew you were secretly in love with Jon Miller.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 23:02:47
How dare you? It's never been a secret.

Japher
28-01-2005, 23:03:23
http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/500/18579965-image002.jpg

Venom?

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 23:04:24
Nope. Lefty Scaevola.

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 00:59:44
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Evan could pinpoint the exact moment in which he decided to be circumcised. It was when Crystal, who he had met for the first time earlier in the evening, looked up, mid-fellatio, and commented that his penis had more smeg than a series of Red Dwarf. Then she had spat, thereby belying her earlier statement for which Evan had taken her home in the first place.

:lol:

Sir Penguin
29-01-2005, 02:34:21
Originally posted by Japher
he said be funny.

Capers give me gas
http://www.partiallyclips.com/pages/archive.php?id=1090&b=1&c=1

SP

OldWarrior_42
29-01-2005, 05:44:41
"Nope. Lefty Scaevola."

LMFAO :D

Koshko
29-01-2005, 06:21:22
Hot eyes? You mean burning eyes right.

self biased
29-01-2005, 08:03:52
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Nope. Lefty Scaevola.

having met lefty and dined in his abode, i am disturbed by this.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 08:24:48
Wild grey hair and beard. Wizard's hat. A cheeky way with the women. It's Lefty.

self biased
29-01-2005, 08:38:31
exactly my point, man. it's lefty.