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Japher
28-01-2005, 22:44:25
I feel like a hairy twat

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 22:45:53
Wouldn't you rather a Brazilian ;)

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:47:39
In facial terms, wouldn't that be a Hitler moustache?

Japher
28-01-2005, 22:49:30
I don't know.

I haven't shaven in 2 weeks.. it's all out of control, and I have scars were hair won't grow so it looks even worse

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:51:09
I've got an itchy beard.

Oerdin
28-01-2005, 23:10:33
I've been growing a beard for about two weeks now and I have yet to have to be itchty at all. I've heard other people say beards are itchy but I for the life of me don't know why.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 23:11:51
Depends on how curly your facial hair is. I have Shaft on my chin.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 23:12:30
Crack the joke, bitches. You know you want to.

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 23:12:49
Lucky you...couldn't your missus wait until you were off the computer? ;)

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 23:15:04
I'm reasonably certain that Mrs Gimp possesses no shaft.

Japher
28-01-2005, 23:15:55
does she have itchy curlies?

MOBIUS
28-01-2005, 23:16:50
I also need a shave - should I for tomorrow, or should I turn up with slightly long stubble?

Oerdin
28-01-2005, 23:19:48
Show your disdain for modern social conventions by showing up with a rugged and dishoveled look. Either you will look cool or everyone will mistake you for a homeless person.

MOBIUS
28-01-2005, 23:41:07
What, they'll mistake me for Lurker?

zmama
28-01-2005, 23:51:55
Only if you haven't bathed for six weeks

MOBIUS
29-01-2005, 00:32:52
Ummm...:cute:

OldWarrior_42
29-01-2005, 05:51:38
Beards don't itch. I know... I am the all knowing beard god.

Darkstar
29-01-2005, 05:53:47
All knowing huh? I could really use the numbers for the next Tennessee lottery then. ;)

OldWarrior_42
29-01-2005, 06:09:34
Only all knowing about the non itchiness of beards. Everything else I am a complete moron on. Sorry. :-P~~