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sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 19:50:17
Can one of you lovely men please buy me this?

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/index.php?id=18&styleName=POM%2BPOM%2BMULE%2BBLACK&colour=&isource=VAL1



:love:

Venom
28-01-2005, 20:12:26
Fuck that. Ask DH.

Koshko
28-01-2005, 20:36:45
You want some long legs?

alsieboo
29-01-2005, 01:01:25
Good lord, and there was me thinking you had taste!

zmama
29-01-2005, 01:12:32
*giggle*

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 08:54:32
You're at Agent Provocateur, and looking at shoes? That's like going to a strip-club and watching your drink.

The Shaker
29-01-2005, 10:02:39
I can't believe all they had was bud....scarred me for life.

C@H
29-01-2005, 19:14:02
:vom:

Vincent
29-01-2005, 19:15:14
I kinda like it.

zmama
29-01-2005, 19:29:02
Bud?

sleeping_satsuma
29-01-2005, 19:43:21
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
You're at Agent Provocateur, and looking at shoes? That's like going to a strip-club and watching your drink.

I've got loads of the other stuffs, I just want the mules man! No other house shoe will do!

Oerdin
29-01-2005, 23:26:05
That shoe looks like it's a left over from the set of a porn flick. :lol:

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 00:22:22
thats the point- its all 50's inspired gear. I collect pictures of 50's pin up art, and they have a lot of fluffy mules! I just love the idea of trotting round the house like an extra from Bewitched lol

DevilsH@lo
30-01-2005, 01:18:58
NOT

DevilsH@lo
30-01-2005, 01:19:20
A

DevilsH@lo
30-01-2005, 01:19:42
FUCKING

DevilsH@lo
30-01-2005, 01:20:04
CHANCE

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 02:21:17
I think it's a maybe

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 02:24:02
he's never getting laid

i dont think he objects to the item, more the price tag ;)

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 02:27:42
it's a snip!

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 02:29:04
I think so.

I could pose on the edge of the bath with a powder puff and a bottle of bubble bath like in the pics I can't be arsed to post

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 02:35:00
https://secure.visav.co.uk/kitten/products.asp?getcats=true&cat=94

loving this!!

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 02:43:33
I like the slutty whore ones, but mainly G. Much better in red, a bit undecided about D and E though

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 02:44:43
I'm guessing Y and Z aren't meant for any sort of walking. Or standing up.

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 02:51:26
ALison! Its calling us!!

http://www.kitten-kit.com/pageview2.asp?nav=<id=b>The%20Kitten-Pole&cust=442

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 02:58:22
I know! We must obtain it ASAP

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 03:00:55
how wicked is that? lol

just add vodka!

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 03:03:30
I'll skewer someones eye out with those heels if I do that :p

seriously though, great fucking invention!

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 03:14:00
practise makes perfect dude :)

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 03:15:13
I think every house ought to have one

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 03:29:05
in every room

DANCE DAMN YOU, DANCE!!!!

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 03:43:07
I'm going to start designing my house now

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 03:55:45
ah yes, I remember doing that... reality has dictated that I give up my romantically dilapidated Gothic mansion with its 19thC chinoiserie bedroom and roll top bath, and buy a 60's council house. Fate is cruel.

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 04:00:54
Council houses rock, really they do. Put the music on so you can hear it in the bedroom from downstairs, dance a bit and the whole house moves. Great sutff it is :p

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 04:35:17
luckily this one is pretty solid. Its getting better as we do more stuff to it. Its got a decent garden I can plant herbs and things in and get some bees birds and butterflies coming into. Maybe some fae.

Sir Penguin
30-01-2005, 05:03:11
When is Valentine's Day?

SP

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-01-2005, 09:40:59
Am I slow on the uptake, or had anyone else not realised that sleeping satsuma was Angelhorns?

Oerdin
30-01-2005, 10:04:51
She is? I should have guessed when she wanted a dancing poll for her house. ;)

zmama
30-01-2005, 10:15:18
Rather slow, even Drekkus figured it out a while ago

DaShi
30-01-2005, 12:02:49
The oranges threw me.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-01-2005, 13:16:03
I think it was on the birthday thread that SS claimed the shared birthday was a mere coincidence, and I'm the naive and trusting sort.

Good job I didn't congratulate DevilsH@lo on getting a new shag....

zmama
30-01-2005, 15:23:03
Yeah it was and I trusted it too for a bit.

People around here play but don't generally lie when asked directly.
But *shrug* no biggie.

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 15:25:01
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think it was on the birthday thread that SS claimed the shared birthday was a mere coincidence, and I'm the naive and trusting sort.

Good job I didn't congratulate DevilsH@lo on getting a new shag....

yeah when someone puts the same birthday on their new profile and says 'its all a big coincidence I assure you!' with a winking smiley next to it, and continues referring to the same boyf...its a fairly big clue. I thought it was pretty obvious myself from the birthday, and I thought everyone knew.

I was eating a lot of satsumas at the time :)

sleeping_satsuma
30-01-2005, 15:35:07
Originally posted by zmama
Yeah it was and I trusted it too for a bit.

People around here play but don't generally lie when asked directly.
But *shrug* no biggie.

oh the betrayal!

if I wanted to lie about it I'd have covered my tracks a lot better (by having a diff birthday for a start). I actually told several people directly.

The Mad Monk
30-01-2005, 17:04:35
The general lack of hamsters threw me off.

alsieboo
30-01-2005, 21:09:46
I swear there was hamPsters involved

sleeping_satsuma
31-01-2005, 01:06:52
I posted a link to the Figgery about 2 days ago (ham website)

alsieboo
31-01-2005, 01:09:38
see, I knew it

sleeping_satsuma
31-01-2005, 01:11:46
its the best ham website EVER

featuring Ginger the psychic Fig

alsieboo
31-01-2005, 01:12:49
I didn't look at it properly, I think something put me off

protein
31-01-2005, 01:14:56
The royalist/daily mail attitude in some of her posts made me say "god you sound just like angelhorns" and then it turned out to be her.

I reckon she needs a new identity now.

alsieboo
31-01-2005, 01:19:26
but then we'll all know it's her when the next 'new poster' shows up

sleeping_satsuma
31-01-2005, 01:43:18
Originally posted by protein
The royalist/daily mail attitude in some of her posts made me say "god you sound just like angelhorns" and then it turned out to be her.

I reckon she needs a new identity now.

I wouldnt go so far as to say I'm a Royalist. I do like the eccentricity of having a RF tho, and I do love Harry. Daily Mail, nope, I'm probably more conservative than some of you but I still vote Liberal.

I dont need a new ID, I only just changed! I like the idea of satsumas sleeping in a bowl

sleeping_satsuma
31-01-2005, 01:44:00
Originally posted by alsieboo
but then we'll all know it's her when the next 'new poster' shows up

yeah right.

At least I only have one AE unlike some of you :)

alsieboo
31-01-2005, 02:22:55
I'm clean, not a single one to my name

Oerdin
31-01-2005, 07:19:23
Not a single one I'd admite to either. :p

Darkstar
01-02-2005, 07:04:24
a new power tool --- for the master bedroom

:lol:

DevilsH@lo
01-02-2005, 11:13:04
Back on topic

Valentine's Day

In the immortal words of Mr P Kaye..........Booked it, Packed it, Fucked off.

Rodgers
01-02-2005, 11:49:04
Damn, I hate the pressure of impending "occasions" such as this. I'm useless at buying/booking anything. It's the same with her birthday - always last minute stuff.

She better appreciate the charcoal briquettes and anti-freeze she gets this year (*crosses fingers*)

DevilsH@lo
01-02-2005, 12:14:01
There is a way to ensure success, spend lots and lots of money, doesn't matter what it is aslong as it cost loads, your sex quota for the forthcoming year is directly proportional to the amount you spend on valentines day/birthday/anniversary and christmas.

I could go into the multifunctional whoojit flugelspeigel equation that would work out exactly how much you need to spend for a shag every day, but the post would exceed the processing and memory capabilites of the entire internet.

Rodgers
01-02-2005, 12:15:53
I'm too tired for the shagging lately. I just want to avoid the nagging.

Tizzy
01-02-2005, 12:18:47
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
There is a way to ensure success, spend lots and lots of money, doesn't matter what it is aslong as it cost loads,

That's a hell of a lot of cotton balls

DevilsH@lo
01-02-2005, 12:21:06
You have no idea.

Funkodrom
01-02-2005, 13:02:03
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
There is a way to ensure success, spend lots and lots of money, doesn't matter what it is aslong as it cost loads, your sex quota for the forthcoming year is directly proportional to the amount you spend on valentines day/birthday/anniversary and christmas.

Definitely not true. :)

Tizzy
01-02-2005, 13:02:43
:D

sleeping_satsuma
01-02-2005, 21:13:26
oh spot the honeymooners! give it six months and you'll be trying to get out of it like the rest of us.

Darkstar
01-02-2005, 21:20:23
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
There is a way to ensure success, spend lots and lots of money, doesn't matter what it is aslong as it cost loads, your sex quota for the forthcoming year is directly proportional to the amount you spend on valentines day/birthday/anniversary and christmas.

I could go into the multifunctional whoojit flugelspeigel equation that would work out exactly how much you need to spend for a shag every day, but the post would exceed the processing and memory capabilites of the entire internet.

Not true. MoSe should have some graphs and charts for us soon...