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Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 12:46:21
I'm sure Debaser and Gramercy Riffs would like monkeys with enhanced Tennis brains for the long awaited Monkey Tennis.

I'd like to see a half chimp/half helicopter pilot.

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 12:50:00
what would you call such a creature?

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:01:08
If they make a real life jurassic park, I will be first through the gates

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 13:03:06
no way, first in is first eaten, i saw the film - they all broke free and went on a rampage

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:05:12
wouldnt you like to be the first ever human eaten by a T-rex? The rampage is the fun bit!

Immortal Wombat
28-01-2005, 13:09:37
I agree with Koshko. A centaur would be great. Or maybe a reconstructed platypus using bits of other creatures.

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 13:10:00
i've seen 50000 years bc and the sinbad films, people get eaten by t-rexes all the time

Immortal Wombat
28-01-2005, 13:10:42
No, an inverse platypus, with the body of a duck and the mouth of a beaver, which birthed live young.

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 13:12:44
A cerberus...

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 13:13:30
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
the mouth of a beaver, which birthed live young.

we already have that!

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:13:39
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i've seen 50000 years bc and the sinbad films, people get eaten by t-rexes all the time

and skelingtons with swords

Venom
28-01-2005, 13:15:30
I would like to create a gorillagator.

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 13:16:48
debaser told us last night that he had invented a drink as a child that he called coffolate, which was a hot chocolate/coffee hybrid

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 13:21:47
Skellingtons?

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 13:29:25
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
debaser told us last night that he had invented a drink as a child that he called coffolate, which was a hot chocolate/coffee hybrid

:eek:

I want to buy that, he's a beverage god!

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:31:43
then just make half coffee, half hot chocolate surely?? Isnt this what starbucks call mochalatte?

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 13:31:46
i think you can get a mochaccino or something from one of these new-fangled coffeeshops

and one of my cowies gave me this sachet of a thing called a double mocha choca that was the same idea and it was fucking disgusting

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 13:36:17
I wouldn't order a mochalatte it sounds incredibly gay. Coffolate though, that's cool sounding.

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:37:20
because you are quite macho :D

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 13:41:45
If even I'm not prepared to have a mochalatte that shows how gay it is.

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 13:43:15
:lol:

true true!

maybe you could get a girl to go in and buy it for you though?

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 13:47:51
I wouldn't even want to be drinking it.

A coffolate though...

MDA
28-01-2005, 14:02:01
hops-barley?

rasberry coffolate sounds good to me, too. You could gay it up with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles/shavings.

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 14:03:27
As inspired by MDA in the other thread -

Cow crossed with Cocoa - instant chocolate milk/ice-cream etc.

Provost Harrison
28-01-2005, 22:15:54
Skellingtons?

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-01-2005, 22:23:04
Just give me five minutes with a flock of flamingoes and a chainsaw.

Japher
28-01-2005, 22:25:53
A bulldog crossed with a shitzu

either that or

a rhino, elephant, and hippo all crossed together

or

Shmoo!

zmama
28-01-2005, 23:49:00
A cat/vacuum cleaner

Cuddly yet cleans up after itself

Venom
29-01-2005, 01:08:54
Some pussy that blows? Yeah that's rare. We could use more of that.

zmama
29-01-2005, 01:13:11
:p

Venom
29-01-2005, 03:15:43
HARR!

Provost Harrison
29-01-2005, 03:22:21
A cross between a cat and a snake: a cake :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-01-2005, 08:46:23
A poisonous cake that shits in your laundry basket.

notyoueither
29-01-2005, 08:56:26
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Skellingtons?

They're of the Arabian sort, with big scimitars, and they hack and slash at Sinbad.

Didn't Oxford teach you anything?

Vincent
29-01-2005, 08:58:42
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
what would you call such a creature? Mike

The Shaker
29-01-2005, 09:59:42
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I wouldn't even want to be drinking it.

A coffolate though...

I've always called this a choffee.
How wrong could I have ben :(

Provost Harrison
29-01-2005, 12:15:36
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I wouldn't order a mochalatte it sounds incredibly gay. Coffolate though, that's cool sounding.

Do they serve those at the Round Table? :cute:

sleeping_satsuma
29-01-2005, 15:10:42
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I'm sure Debaser and Gramercy Riffs would like monkeys with enhanced Tennis brains for the long awaited Monkey Tennis.

I'd like to see a half chimp/half helicopter pilot.

isn't that Pete Sampras? :)