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sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 19:50:39
Tonight I had eggs, chips and mushy peas

imagine my surprise when I cracked open the first apparently ordinary free range egg to find it had a double yolk- something I have heard rumoured, but have never seen.
Imagine my further surprise on discovering that the second egg was also a double yolker!!

The chances of this happening have to be one in a million, so I think it is the universe contacting me...the question is what does it mean??

MDA
27-01-2005, 19:54:14
It means you killed four baby chickens instead of two. Yaay!

Two in a row is a little odd. Maybe they were from the same funky chicken.

Venom
27-01-2005, 19:55:58
That a giant chicken is coming to kill you.

sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 20:17:45
eating eggs are unfertilised you fools!!!!

zmama
27-01-2005, 20:35:47
Not necessarily...especially not if free range

fp
27-01-2005, 20:37:18
hehehehehe. satsuma ate cock cum. hehehehehe.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:04:08
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
The chances of this happening have to be one in a million, so I think it is the universe contacting me...the question is what does it mean??

That you just wasted your chance to win the lottery.

MDA
27-01-2005, 21:48:32
I saw a cat that had been hit by a car (probably) dragging its smashed hindquarters into someones bushes on the way home from work. I hope it wasn't a sign.

I would have gone back and ended it quickly if I thought I still had a chance of catching it. Pretty awful way to die. :(

zmama
27-01-2005, 21:53:25
:(

Chris
27-01-2005, 22:25:10
It means the anti-christ will rise as a roster, and you will eat rotten eggs.

Provost Harrison
27-01-2005, 22:34:21
I've just realised I have some eggs at the back of the fridge which have been there in excess of 6 months :(

zmama
27-01-2005, 22:36:21
Any politicians speaking in your area soon? ;)

Provost Harrison
27-01-2005, 22:51:57
The Houses of Parliament are less than 15 miles from here :D

Immortal Wombat
28-01-2005, 01:28:47
Can you throw that far?

miester gandertak
28-01-2005, 04:13:14
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Can you throw that far? :lol:

MOBIUS
28-01-2005, 04:38:45
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Can you throw that far? :D

Japher
28-01-2005, 06:32:31
mushy peas


damn brits anbd their mushy peas


what's up with that>