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Gary
27-01-2005, 16:40:58
"Some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian... it's not what you expect from a Doris Day film,"

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4212207.stm) :lol:

But of course ;)

Venom
27-01-2005, 16:44:40
"The film became progressively more graphic, there was no plot to it, it was just sex"

:lol:

It was so terrible they kept on watching.

sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 19:55:07
why do yanks spell it pajama? I thought it was pyjama?

MDA
27-01-2005, 20:00:14
We don't wear either.

Venom
27-01-2005, 20:00:16
why do limeys spell it pyjama and say shit like aluminium?

Martini
27-01-2005, 20:04:37
I never say 'shit' anything like 'aluminium'. Its a totally different word.

sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 20:08:47
Originally posted by Venom
why do limeys spell it pyjama and say shit like aluminium?

because we're literate?

Venom
27-01-2005, 20:10:39
Ah the old English superiority complex. So quaint on a pompous, has been society. I'm sure whatever language your English "evolved" from didn't spell pyjama either.

fp
27-01-2005, 20:14:06
Actually the guy who discovered aluminium named it aluminum (i think he was a limey, btw), but the name was later changed so that the name had the more standard scientific -ium suffix. I think whoever discovers it should get to pick whatever damn name they want.

fp
27-01-2005, 20:17:07
I'm totally with Venom on this one.

zmama
27-01-2005, 20:34:39
pajama, pyjama come from persian via hindi

Oerdin
27-01-2005, 20:53:07
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
why do yanks spell it pajama? I thought it was pyjama?

That's because you have been educated in a system which can't even spell words like color correctly.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:10:35
No. We were edumacated in a system that taught us that you don't really need condoms, cause the odds of healthy people making a baby are small, and cause the odds of diseases being transmitted are very small, and if you don't want a baby theres a few hundred ways to abort it, and if you do then everyone else will pay for it and care for it. Weeze is also taughts what drugs are useful to drugz a woman into a near coma so menz can have sex with her and she won't remember it and won't remember who or what she did the day before so she won't know whose it is that drugged her and had a party party with her.

Spelling, math, history and all that other stuff, that's electives. All you have to do is pass condom use and a few tests on what can and cannot fit into a woman, and you are a proud gradjuate of William Jefferson Clinton High School.

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:12:24
Wow. That was inane.

zmama
27-01-2005, 21:13:44
Oh good...I thought I was reading things funny again

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:15:00
It apepars the Dorkstar posting bot had a serious malfunction in it's reply parser.

zmama
27-01-2005, 21:26:58
Either that or I'm starting to think like you!!
:eek:

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:27:52
I was trying out my new Venomizer. Not enough death and suffering to all. Humm... Oh, I see... it was set for "inner city schooling". Silly me!

Honestly, that was what public schooling focuses on. If I hadn't been in the "Jeanuses Need To Be Pampered" super classes, then 3rd through 10th grade wouldn't have had anything worthwhile taught in them. At least the "Keep the kids that bring our average IQ testing into the triple digits" programs let me take AP college courses while the rest of my peers were getting taught that watermelons are not something a girl should ever try to fit, she can wait for birthing for that experience.

I did miss out on the "how to make your own home brew date rape drugs" class in the required health and sex ed classes, cause I got to go on a field trip to meet a few of the surviving German rocket scientists that helped in the space program and discuss little things like rocket science with them.

A real shame, I know. Letting the uber-geeks go geek out, rather then learn important things like how to drug recalicent females when they aren't suspecting...

zmama
27-01-2005, 21:30:23
WTF

Do you have a short somewhere?

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:30:31
Originally posted by zmama
Either that or I'm starting to think like you!!
:eek:

Welcome to the jungle.

zmama
27-01-2005, 21:31:26
Can I have a treehouse?

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:38:13
Straight up the truth, ZMama. Once sex ed started in the third grade, there was no failing, as long as you passed your sex ed courses. The system just shovelled through everyone to the next grade. A student can't read the basic reading achievement test? No problem. Put them in the base English for their age group. A student doesn't know that the lubricated side of the condom goes out? Flunk them.

And we were rated the 2nd highest achieving education system at the time I attended basic schooling. A system copied across the nation. If you don't fail a student, your metrics look great. The fact that they can barely read their own name on their government checks isn't a big deal.

Go figure.

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:40:07
At least that post made sense.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:42:04
What? A Darkstar post that makes sense? You must be sick Venom! Get to the emergency room quick!

Chris
27-01-2005, 21:43:00
You mean Doris doesn't speak Italian?

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:46:13
Made sense in the context of itself. Unlike your previous two.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:49:26
Look, I was always amazed that the sex ed classes taught things like "Date Rape drugs: how they are used; how to not kill her if you are going to use them; how to recognize them; how they are made". Before those courses, the only thing the precosious did was break into their parents liquor and drugs, and use those. After that course, *many* of the gals started losing long blocks of time and turned up pregnant.

There was literally classes on what items make safe dildos for 'healthy' girls. Or for 'curious' boys. Who you can use a phone on, who you couldn't... Demonstration films, film strips, etc... Lots of encouragement to try out and use everything learned. We tried to get our hot female teachers to give live demonstrations (well, starting in the 5th grade)... but of course, no luck for class demonstrations. Only private demonstrations to their favorites.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 21:55:58
I shouldn't do the accents then? Its true, a jeanus iz nver respacted in hiz tyme.

Venom
27-01-2005, 21:59:45
Yeah. You're a regular ol' Mark Twain of the internet.

Chris
27-01-2005, 22:16:25
Maybe even a Sam Clemmens.

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 22:16:39
I was saying that the focus was on sex and sex related knowledge for most of my time in school. I got lucky and tagged as one of those uber-brains that raise the average of the whole grade up on all the standard testing, so I got put in the top advanced classes and special "for geniuses only" programs that were aimed at the top of the people in the group, rather then the lowest. We were still bored to tears most of the time, but we got the occasional treat. For instance, we went on a field trip out to a NASA facility to meet the last surviving German rocket scientists who worked on all the US space programs (Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo). We got such "radical" field trips and in class guests frequently.

For some reason, I still find it blackly humorous that on the day I was on the field trip to meet the surviving original Von Braun team, my "regular" classmates were learning how to brew up date rape drugs in their own bedroom or basement. It was just a weird "Heaven and Earth" dichotomy that has stayed with me. Because I happened to test out once at the top on some stupid test, I'm was being teased with how to get into the Heavens. My friends who were about as bright were busy being teased with how to get into the Nethers. And by the same system.

I think I've finally figured it out why. They didn't want us uber-geeks breeding. ;)

zmama
27-01-2005, 22:30:49
But WTF does this have to do with Oerdin asking the Brits about their education system and spelling??

HelloKitty
27-01-2005, 22:36:40
I think this thread may be a prelude to DS dissapearing for a month or two like the last time he was institutionalized.

Chris
27-01-2005, 22:39:20
Its scary when HK makes predictions.

Or posts.

HelloKitty
27-01-2005, 22:44:05
People fear us shiners.

Chris
27-01-2005, 22:48:35
Shriners ae well.

zmama
27-01-2005, 23:04:40
Shriner?

HK is a portly middleaged man in a fez on a tiny scooter?

Colon
27-01-2005, 23:53:55
I understand what DS is getting at, should I be worried now?

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 23:57:47
Originally posted by zmama
But WTF does this have to do with Oerdin asking the Brits about their education system and spelling??

Since when do we have to be on topic?

It was my salute to Qweeg, and I got the proper response to a Qweeg. (That's "Huh?") I fucked it up at the end though, by going all Darkstarian instead of Qweegy.

I miss Qweeg. :cry:

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 23:59:14
Colon, you should be very, very worried. ;)

Colon
28-01-2005, 00:09:50
I did interpreted it somewhat, so it shouldn't be that bad. I guess.

protein
28-01-2005, 00:23:34
Some old English people buy a dvd that's in the wrong box and all of a sudden we need to know that Darkstar missed out on all the cool sex, drugs and dildo action with the girls because he was in the dweeb class?

I have a feeling that maybe Darkstar's laser-sharp cyber-brain has been focusing too hard on something and broken slightly.

Darkstar
28-01-2005, 00:35:35
Actually, I didn't miss out. There was always "make up" sessions afterward. And private instructions.

Humm... Laser sharp? I suppose that's as sharp as a laser pointer?

I suppose I should have done the traditional Qweeg opening of "I was on the train, and there was this guy staring at me. So I says to him, I says...". I'll try to remember that for future Qweeging.

Chris
28-01-2005, 01:02:20
Originally posted by zmama
Shriner?

HK is a portly middleaged man in a fez on a tiny scooter? You didn't know?

protein
28-01-2005, 01:07:33
Originally posted by Darkstar
I suppose I should have done the traditional Qweeg opening of "I was on the train, and there was this guy staring at me. So I says to him, I says...". I'll try to remember that for future Qweeging.
That's very London. :p

Oerdin
28-01-2005, 01:37:47
Originally posted by Darkstar
Look, I was always amazed that the sex ed classes taught things like "Date Rape drugs: how they are used; how to not kill her if you are going to use them; how to recognize them; how they are made". Before those courses, the only thing the precosious did was break into their parents liquor and drugs, and use those. After that course, *many* of the gals started losing long blocks of time and turned up pregnant.

There was literally classes on what items make safe dildos for 'healthy' girls. Or for 'curious' boys. Who you can use a phone on, who you couldn't... Demonstration films, film strips, etc... Lots of encouragement to try out and use everything learned. We tried to get our hot female teachers to give live demonstrations (well, starting in the 5th grade)... but of course, no luck for class demonstrations. Only private demonstrations to their favorites.

I don't know what freak ass sex ed courses you've been part of but this is nothing like the one I took when I was in school. No doubt you want to end all sex ed based upon these atypical events and then you will wonder why so many teenage girls end up pregnant.

Darkstar
28-01-2005, 02:40:49
Oerdin, what crawled up your ass and forget to give you a reach around?

That's pretty typical from what I hear from the younger relatives. School administration really don't pay much attention to the presentation of the sex ed type courses. Parents generally just care that its done, and their kids end up with some working knowledge of how to keep the gal from getting pregnant and avoid STDs. If the kids actually do it, bonus!

I believer there's a definate place for sex ed. It is the extras that get tossed in during these courses where the strangeness gets in. Teachers trying to flesh out the material and warn others about too much experimentation or whatever is their pet peeve or worry. That often changes the focus of the course.

Hell, most of these classes being taught across the nation are taught by people that aren't really trained or seriously knowledgable on the subject. Remember, most of the people with real talent and real knowledge end up drifting to better paying, less stressful positions than public school teacher.

I know why a good number of teenage girls are pregnant. They've been taught that the chances of getting pregnant are tiny. So doing it "all natural" isn't a big deal, so they don't bother everytime. Add in knowing that even if they do get pregnant, it isn't medically a big deal to abort, and you've de-emphasised the benefits of birth control and protected sex, haven't you? Add in people never think it will happen to them, and boom! Serious problem.

Planned Parenthood's own research arm did a recent study of high school girls (ages 12-17). Most of them understand that a condom is useful. But most don't bother using them more then 50% of the time. The older girls prefer to be on the pill, and never worry about love gloves. That isn't "safe sex", but they won't ever catch HIV or anything else, so why bother since the boy don't likes wearing a rain coat, and its a bother to fool with in the first place? They aren't going to get pregnant while on the pill. And if they get pregnant before? Go get it ripped. Plenty of states that the parents don't even get notified that their daugther has gone in for such a procedure.

You want to have a fight, fine. Pick someone that wants to remove sex ed. I just think that parents and admins need to keep an eye on the messages being taught. What's wrong with that? We make sure we occasionally review what's taught in the course, and stop with the knee-jerk reactions just because the subject comes up. Or are you against that?

Venom
28-01-2005, 03:02:39
Reach around. :lol:

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 09:28:34
Please tell me Darkstar's being delusional and not representing the real world?

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 09:41:03
i believe that's a given, i thank god for ignore

how typically perverse of CG to turn a thread about porn into a language and sex education discussion

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 09:56:53
this thread should be entitled 'when Americans bite' :D

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 09:57:37
btw is Doris Day still alive? I'd love to hear a soundbite from her on this pyjama episode

BigGameHunter
28-01-2005, 10:42:58
My God...if tangent was a fuel, this thread would be its generator!

sleeping_satsuma
28-01-2005, 11:00:31
I'd kidnap that for my sig if I could be arsed :)

MoSe
28-01-2005, 11:30:04
Originally posted by Chris
You mean Doris doesn't speak Italian?

she'd have said pigiama then

zmama
28-01-2005, 15:29:16
http://www.kamloopscitycentrebia.com/images/shr/shriners04_4.jpg

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 15:31:08
Morrocan Motorised Infantry mobilises for UN peacekeeping duties.

paiktis22
28-01-2005, 15:34:27
they must be paying high taxes for cars too