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Debaser
27-01-2005, 15:29:45
This just arrive in my inbox, do I look like MC Hammer???:

FW: You are about to become an ordained minister

Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box

Press here to find out how!

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 15:30:58
Can you do Bar Mizvahs too?

MDA
27-01-2005, 15:34:29
Only if you leave out the T.

protein
27-01-2005, 15:34:48
DO IT!

That would be so fucking awesome!

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 15:36:56
Originally posted by MDA
Only if you leave out the T.

More T vicar?

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 15:41:03
Minister of foreign affairs

That's when you only get to fuck with foreign choir boys.

King_Ghidra
27-01-2005, 15:47:45
i want to get married at sea by a ship captain, that sounds much cooler

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 15:49:48
By or to?

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 15:52:56
I was going to say that. :lol:

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 15:55:15
Or maybe to some handsome sailor, a greek one, moving the elgin marbles.

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 15:56:39
He could indulge in some greeking with a sailor boy.

King_Ghidra
27-01-2005, 16:10:18
so you both made the obvious joke, you fucktards

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 16:12:09
Gutsiest move you ever saw right?

zmama
27-01-2005, 16:13:36
Originally posted by Debaser
This just arrive in my inbox, do I look like MC Hammer???:

FW: You are about to become an ordained minister



Finn Willi? what are you doing getting his mail?

Immortal Wombat
27-01-2005, 16:21:15
Originally posted by Debaser

Press here to find out how!
www.ulc.org

I got ordained once, but I don't like to use the title

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 16:22:09
Really? Cool! What can you do?

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 16:22:11
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
so you both made the obvious joke, you fucktards That's what we're here for.

King_Ghidra
27-01-2005, 16:24:15
:beer:

Immortal Wombat
27-01-2005, 16:28:46
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Really? Cool! What can you do?
Well I think technically it only works in America, but there I could in theory perform weddings*, baptisms, funerals, grant absolution from sins, whatever any other minister could do.

Its a inter-denomination church (i.e. scam), so anyone can join, and then you can buy from them loads of things to help you with your ministry. If you want to do it at all in any official capacity (rather than just being able to say "yeah, I'm ordained") then you pretty much have to get the certificate, but there's loads of other stuff depending on how seriously you take it.


We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right. It is up to the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law. That is as close to the Golden Rule as one can come.

(*as Joey does in Friends)