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Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 13:56:13
http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/01/26/coxboxing.reut/index.html

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) -- An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

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To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.

:lol: :lol:

protein
27-01-2005, 13:57:56
christ :rolleyes:

Debaser
27-01-2005, 13:59:16
Sounds awesome.

Monkey tennis is only a few years away folks...

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 13:59:42
Monkey Tennis is the natural sequel to Being Jon Miller.

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 14:29:55
Why would anyone like to see cocks fight?

zmama
27-01-2005, 14:33:13
Why would anyone want to see people fight?

Tizzy
27-01-2005, 14:33:47
:lol:

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 14:35:15
Originally posted by zmama
Why would anyone want to see people fight?
So... do you want to see the video of Tizzy kicking miester g or not?

zmama
27-01-2005, 14:36:43
There won't be video...youse is all too lazy

Tizzy
27-01-2005, 14:40:32
I'll sort them out ;)

zmama
27-01-2005, 14:42:03
Well, do be nice and let Mr. G have a few JDs before hand. :D

Tizzy
27-01-2005, 14:43:26
Of course I will


JD is well known to counteract the effects of the Boots of Escaping ;)

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 14:46:34
Originally posted by zmama
There won't be video...youse is all too lazy

It's my #1 priority of the meeting to get that video! (With miester gandertak saying "I'm wearing boots of escaping" ideally)

Venom
27-01-2005, 15:08:51
Dammit. He stole my idea.

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 15:54:17
He should be wearing the invisible balls of steel.

Tizzy
27-01-2005, 15:57:49
Too bad he didn't think of that, he's picked his weapon now

zmama
27-01-2005, 16:01:34
Retreat is a good choice. I do commend him.

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 16:02:05
Brave sir gandertak ran away, bravely ran away away.

Drekkus
27-01-2005, 16:04:04
:lol:

zmama
27-01-2005, 16:09:03
Song writing time!