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alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:31:41
I like piercings, and want to get more done, but I'm too posh for most of them :( I had my second holes done today, and all thats left on my list is my eyebrow, nose, belly button, hood and maybe one more on my ear

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:38:47
Ewwww, piercing makes me really, really squeamish...

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:42:17
I like getting pierced, tis fun!

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:43:08
Ewwww...

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:45:13
oh come on :p

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:46:02
It's horrible and really makes me cringe. And how having pointy pieces of metal stuck through delicate bits can be fun escapes me completely. No, no and no...

Debaser
26-01-2005, 00:46:24
Hood???

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:47:02
ask Iain

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:47:35
Hood? Iain? I am curious...

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 00:49:04
i think piercings say 'chav' even more than a Burberry cap.
You'll get to 30 and whine about them. Don't bother. Buy some Manolos instead- they'll increase in value and won't leave stupid holes in your face.

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:49:39
Barry Manolos?

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:50:27
ooh! ooh! Very tempting actually, can you lend me the money?

Debaser
26-01-2005, 00:53:44
Note to self: Don't type "hood piercing" into Google images ever again.

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:54:30
:lol:

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 00:54:48
lol no!

I wonder how piercing has got to be so popular given that it
a) hurts
b) looks shit
c) falls out/gets caught/rips out
d) did I mention it looks shit?

its the middle class way of rebelling, now that mummy was a hippy, daddy travelled india and big brother johnny had a mohican
the problem is that its become totally banal like tattoos of celtic/chinese design, and thus is a complete waste of time.

why not start something new Allie? Grow a hand on your head or something.

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:56:05
it'd ruin my hair.

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 00:56:15
Is hood piercing the same as labia piercing?

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 00:57:35
Originally posted by alsieboo
ooh! ooh! Very tempting actually, can you lend me the money?

like fuck.

I tell you what- I would be fucking impressed if instead of getting a belly ring like every other teenage girl in Britain, you went out and bought either- a pair of said shoes and a Julien MacDonald dress just for doing housework in, OR a macaque monkey with a little top hat.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 00:58:53
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Is hood piercing the same as labia piercing?

awwww, you've never seen a quim have you?

*cough*
LOSER!!
*cough*

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 00:59:18
which is a more worthy cause to save my money for, a computer, or said shoes and dress...I think I know the answer to that one

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 00:59:49
Originally posted by alsieboo
it'd ruin my hair.

piercings will ruin your credibility

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 01:01:00
Originally posted by alsieboo
which is a more worthy cause to save my money for, a computer, or said shoes and dress...I think I know the answer to that one

ahhhhh.. tough one. If you buy the computer you can then get the shoes online ;-) On the whole though, glamour trumps technology.

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 01:01:48
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
piercings will ruin your credibility

I had any in the first place? I did think about that, which is why I'd never get my eyebrow or lip done (which, incidently I think looks great on some people, as does tongue, but it'd hinder my singing)

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 01:02:02
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
awwww, you've never seen a quim have you?

*cough*
LOSER!!
*cough*

Sorry?

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 01:03:51
Originally posted by alsieboo
I had any in the first place? I did think about that, which is why I'd never get my eyebrow or lip done (which, incidently I think looks great on some people, as does tongue, but it'd hinder my singing)

its just crap. it should be banned in the same way as mobile ringtones should be banned.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 01:04:38
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Sorry?

clearly your anatomical knowledge is lacking if you think labia and hood are interchangeable.

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 01:07:07
So what is the hood? I've never heard of this term?

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 01:08:19
clitoral hood.
jesus your girlfriends must suffer. (the non imaginary ones)

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 01:12:52
:hmm:

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 01:14:34
well really.

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 01:15:51
You could have meant a bonnet...

Japher
26-01-2005, 01:17:05
I nead no more holes in me... I like the ink though

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 01:18:28
Ink is good, shag said only whores get the tattoo I want done, such a nice bloke :p

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 01:20:14
I'm sure he's a charming gentleman with a name like 'Shag'...

Japher
26-01-2005, 01:26:26
did you want one of them tattoos that point to your butt?

Darkstar
26-01-2005, 04:02:19
All the gals I know with belly piercings complain about infections a lot.

Eyebrow piercings look like crap on girls.

Nose piercings are seriously last century.

JM^3
26-01-2005, 04:24:35
I am scared of peircings, and don't really fancy most of them on women

belly button ones can be hot though

Jon Miller

JM^3
26-01-2005, 04:27:45
Originally posted by alsieboo
hood

I missed this at first read through

:eek:

I don't know why a girl would do that ever

JM

Darkstar
26-01-2005, 04:31:15
Why would a guy get a prince albert?

JM^3
26-01-2005, 04:34:22
I don't know that either

but I sort of assume that girls have more sense...

JM

Darkstar
26-01-2005, 04:38:08
*points and laughs at JM*
That's a good one! Go on, tell us another one!

JM^3
26-01-2005, 04:40:22
shoot, that wasn't the response I was looking for

JM

Sir Penguin
26-01-2005, 04:41:23
Nose rings are disgusting. From the wrong angle, it makes you look like your nose is permanently dripping. From the worse angle, it makes you look like you've got a booger hanging.

A clitoral hood piercing is just retarded. Let us know what you were possibly thinking, because I'd really like to know.

SP

JM^3
26-01-2005, 04:47:35
I had a booger hanging on my nose once

and a girl asked if I had a nose ring

she was pretty, I was so embarrassed

Jon Miller
(I still hit on her at a club later..)

Immortal Wombat
26-01-2005, 04:50:12
Can you repost that in the sitcom thread for future reference please. :)

Funkodrom
26-01-2005, 09:34:38
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
ahhhhh.. tough one. If you buy the computer you can then get the shoes online ;-) On the whole though, glamour trumps technology.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

You are sick. SICK!

King_Ghidra
26-01-2005, 09:51:58
man, you turn your back for one evening and people start driving nails into their clits behind your back

protein
26-01-2005, 10:03:07
I like piercings but less is more. One nose ring shows more class than someone dripping in necklaces, finger rings, ear rings and bangles. I don't really like rings or necklaces at all actually. Ankle bracelets are pretty cool. Genital and nipple peircing screams out "whore" ( or "knobhead" for blokes").

I suppose it's personal taste. I always thought Debaser's piercing was cool.

protein
26-01-2005, 10:04:00
You know, the the big diamond one in his forehead.

zmama
26-01-2005, 13:33:29
Originally posted by Funkodrom
:eek: :eek: :eek:

You are sick. SICK!

Agreed

Martini
26-01-2005, 14:29:35
Originally posted by alsieboo
I like piercings, and want to get more done, but I'm too posh for most of them :( I had my second holes done today, and all thats left on my list is my eyebrow, nose, belly button, hood and maybe one more on my ear

Get your nose done - but a stud, not a ring (unless you want to look like a farm animal).

I want to get my piercings re-done (they all closed up except the 3 in my ears) but it'd cost me a fortune. And I'm allergic to base metal, so it'd get quite expensive.

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 17:15:30
Even my sister thinks that nose piercings aren't that bad, so I might just get it done

Japher
26-01-2005, 18:14:22
those make you look like you have a boogie

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-01-2005, 20:49:10
I used to have a septum piercing which I wore a gold hoop through. It was great- such an aggressive look.

Now I've just got my ear piercing left. I'd like to get a labret piercing below my lower lip, but I'm 34 and work in pensions....

simpleton
26-01-2005, 20:51:00
I hit 30 and thought that I had become a bit too "Vanilla" so I went out and got my nipple pierced.

What a great feeling and I loved it until the rugby season started.

Word of warning - sensitive piercings and contact sports do not mix.

Boo's idea of hood piercing, there are quite a lot of horror stories about botched jobs with the clitoral shaft being affected resulting in a loss of sensation. Not something that most ladies would want.

simpleton
26-01-2005, 20:55:25
For my second ear piercing, I went to Selfridges in London (I was on a day out and decided on the cuff).
It was done by a registered nurse in a spotless clinic, full aftercare lecture and cleansing lotion etc. I just can't see them performing Fourchettes or PA's somehow.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 21:04:25
what is not 'vanilla' about piercing? everyone has piercings now. Plus it just looks common and people will come up to you every five minutes and go 'did it hurt?' even though they have pierced ears.

zmama
26-01-2005, 21:10:37
Here you go Alsie

http://alucardvampyre.free.fr/media/body/filled.jpg

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-01-2005, 21:11:53
Cool. A human badminton racket.

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-01-2005, 21:13:26
You could get coral grafts. That involves having two small incisions in your forehead, into which coral is stitched in. It bonds to the bone of the skull, bone grows around it, and you start growing horns.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 21:17:14
isn't that bad for the environment?

Immortal Wombat
26-01-2005, 21:20:36
Think of it as a coral reef. If the natural ones die out, we can graft new ones from people's heads.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 21:46:33
true true

some people have them naturally though

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 22:52:53
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
man, you turn your back for one evening and people start driving nails into their clits behind your back

I don't know about you but I don't have a clit behind my back or anywhere else on my anatomy for that matter :p

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 23:13:48
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
You could get coral grafts. That involves having two small incisions in your forehead, into which coral is stitched in. It bonds to the bone of the skull, bone grows around it, and you start growing horns.

Ooh, that sounds cool actually :p

might have to wait though, the pc was making weird noises..nothing a good kick didn't sort though :lol:

Provost Harrison
26-01-2005, 23:20:31
How does the noise the PC makes have any bearing on getting coral grafts? ;)

Darkstar
26-01-2005, 23:42:41
She has to prioritize what she spends her money on. She is a student and not a lazy corporate whore like most of us.

sleeping_satsuma
26-01-2005, 23:55:55
she should spend it on shoes and La Perla underwear like any normal self-respecting woman. Men don't make passes at girls who buy mouses. :)

alsieboo
26-01-2005, 23:56:49
key words there: 'self- respecting' and 'woman' :p ;)

Provost Harrison
27-01-2005, 00:02:15
Originally posted by Darkstar
She has to prioritize what she spends her money on. She is a student and not a lazy corporate whore like most of us.

I wish I could be lazy :(

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 00:11:14
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
Men don't make passes at girls who buy mouses. :)

Yes we do. It just means she's got a snake as a pet. Probably a Boa or a Python. Although sometimes, they have rat snakes.

alsieboo
27-01-2005, 00:12:09
I thought about getting a lizard or something, but only because I saw this really cute guy worked in the shop...reason enough for me!

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 00:20:23
Go for a fruit eater. Less trouble to find their food or feed them.

alsieboo
27-01-2005, 00:30:54
I want pufferfish! Mrs Nasty had some, and middle sis just told me they used to play tricks and scare the angelfish lol, man they got a good sense of humour!

Darkstar
27-01-2005, 00:45:36
There are fresh water puffers?

alsieboo
27-01-2005, 00:51:00
....*whoooosh*

self biased
27-01-2005, 07:25:15
Originally posted by Debaser
Note to self: Don't type "hood piercing" into Google images ever again.

duly noted, but i already know what one is.

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I used to have a septum piercing which I wore a gold hoop through. It was great- such an aggressive look.

Now I've just got my ear piercing left. I'd like to get a labret piercing below my lower lip, but I'm 34 and work in pensions....

so? i just got my bridge done, and it's getting easier and easier to freak out the mundies these days. go for it, laz. you could even get a little latex ball that's got some nubbinz on, and give the missus a little somethin-somethin.

MoSe
27-01-2005, 10:01:31
holes schmoles (http://stingetc.com/lyrics/holeinmy.shtml)

;)

Funkodrom
27-01-2005, 10:02:32
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
she should spend it on shoes and La Perla underwear like any normal self-respecting woman. Men don't make passes at girls who buy mouses. :)

Yes we do!

sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 20:25:24
ahhh you're confusing geeks with men again :)

sleeping_satsuma
27-01-2005, 20:26:09
Originally posted by self biased
duly noted, but i already know what one is.



so? i just got my bridge done, and it's getting easier and easier to freak out the mundies these days. go for it, laz. you could even get a little latex ball that's got some nubbinz on, and give the missus a little somethin-somethin.

Why do I always feel violated after a selfbiased post?:hmm:

fp
27-01-2005, 20:29:25
What's a mundy?

zmama
27-01-2005, 20:37:24
A mundane? A muggle?

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-01-2005, 20:39:08
The day before Tudy.

zmama
27-01-2005, 20:43:02
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
Why do I always feel violated after a selfbiased post?:hmm:
OG
Because he posts creepy?

self biased
28-01-2005, 08:11:48
own fucking goal.

The Mad Monk
28-01-2005, 08:37:50
Duly noted.

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 10:04:27
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
ahhh you're confusing geeks with men again :)

It'd be totally impractical to have a computer illiterate boyfriend (and the same goes for girlfriends).

King_Ghidra
28-01-2005, 10:07:15
i wish my gf was a bit geeky, we could have played some mmorpg's together or had pes4 tournament at home or something

sometimes i look at shining and LR and think what bliss :(

Funkodrom
28-01-2005, 10:09:27
:lol:

:beer:

BigGameHunter
28-01-2005, 10:26:13
I had both ears and one nipple (an ill advised amateur job after a night of Jack Daniels). Theyr'e all gone now...the nipple, however, is much more sensitive than before and often "aroused". So there is obviously a link between piercing and nerve manipulation, good or bad.
Sometimes I envy my employees' ability to wear piercings (Target has no code for non-salaried workers) and other times I think people look like proper morons. I think I'm on the cusp of fuddyduddom.