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Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:00:43
Why is there a lot "INCREAZE YUR PEENIS ZIZE" spam but never an increase testicles/scrotum mail? Wouldn't it look ridiculous?

(And why do you feel like scratching your balls when you hear the word "scrotum"?)

fp
24-01-2005, 16:04:01
this thread needs an attachment!

zmama
24-01-2005, 16:08:13
Doesn't make me feel itchy

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 16:08:22
I was talking to this girl at the after dark once and somehow we got round to the fact that she's shagged some hairy biker dude from some band - I can't remember which one, English biker rock band anyway, and he apparently had absolutely enormous balls.

One of those facts that always seems to creep up on you in a conversation but when you find it out you're not sure you wanted to know it.

miester gandertak
24-01-2005, 16:10:05
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I was talking to this girl at the after dark once and somehow we got round to the fact that she's shagged some hairy biker dude from some band - I can't remember which one, English biker rock band anyway, and he apparently had absolutely enormous balls.

One of those facts that always seems to creep up on you in a conversation but when you find it out you're not sure you wanted to know it. :lol:

paiktis22
24-01-2005, 16:10:07
Could be hernia. You should tell her to tell him to check it out. That would be even more weird!

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:10:09
Yeah, I don't like biker rock myself

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 16:10:11
Or is it just me that happens to?

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:11:26
I guess she was talking about Lars

paiktis22
24-01-2005, 16:12:09
In the army a guy showed me his balls. (no it's not what you think). and they were huuuge. he was naturally alarmed and wanted the opinion of "someone educated" (he was from a small village). so there are worse things to happen to you.

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:13:41
Originally posted by paiktis22
(no it's not what you think) Of course not

Venom
24-01-2005, 16:14:05
Reason #146457 why Funko is no ladies man: Always talking about men's balls with women.

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 16:14:23
A guy I know at uni got a bit of a testicle related injury playing football. Apparently it swelled to the size of a melon, from the way his teamates tell the story seeing it almost seemed to cause them as much pain as it did him.

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:15:13
You sure mean "shrunk to the size of a melon"?

fp
24-01-2005, 16:15:50
How do you get that from playing football?

paiktis22
24-01-2005, 16:16:03
and melon is the word to open the dwarf mines door. coincidence? i dont think so.

zmama
24-01-2005, 16:18:04
Originally posted by Vincent
Of course not

Vincent has vast experience with examining guys balls in the army. Can't fool him!

paiktis22
24-01-2005, 16:19:12
Where was he when he was needed?

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:20:40
I was invading the dutch

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 16:20:42
Originally posted by Venom
Reason #146457 why Funko is no ladies man: Always talking about men's balls with women.

I wasn't talking about balls, she was!

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:23:54
I hate when girls talk about the big balls of other guys. There seems to be a hidden message

Venom
24-01-2005, 16:25:17
She's trying to find out if you're gay, or to intimidate your ugly face into another zip code.

Venom
24-01-2005, 16:25:49
Since Funko expanded on the ball conversation, she assumed gayness.

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 16:26:00
She was a nurse so maybe the hidden message was a medical thing?

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:26:25
So "you got the number of that guy?" is the wron question?

fp
24-01-2005, 16:27:10
Is a nurset anything like a marmoset?

Venom
24-01-2005, 16:30:42
Originally posted by Vincent
So "you got the number of that guy?" is the wron question?

Depends on how gay you are.

Drekkus
24-01-2005, 16:35:50
Originally posted by paiktis22
and melon is the word to open the dwarf mines door. coincidence? i dont think so. What??

fp
24-01-2005, 16:38:16
Drekkus, please consult your Geek Manual: Chapter 28, section F, paragraph 12, line 3.

Vincent
24-01-2005, 16:39:43
Melon means friend

zmama
24-01-2005, 20:07:40
Originally posted by Funkodrom
She was a nurse so maybe the hidden message was a medical thing?

Nav's nurse? The psycho german in red?

Immortal Wombat
25-01-2005, 00:03:26
Originally posted by Vincent
Melon means friend
Except since Quenya was based on Finnish, there has to be an audible pause between and pronounciation of the two duplicated letters. So although it's spelt "mellon", it's pronounced mel-lon.
:gasmaske:

Funkodrom
25-01-2005, 09:06:54
It was based on Finnish!? Those evil Finns are at it again.

+1 Geek Star to Wombat for that info.

fp
25-01-2005, 18:35:53
The fact that he didn't get a Geek Star for knowing the official name of the language just shows how geeky the rest of us are. Like how I'm not going to get a geek star for telling you that there are two different Elven languages and the other one is Sindarin.

Vincent
25-01-2005, 18:39:52
Say do you wear really big glasses, people?

zmama
25-01-2005, 18:59:53
Yes

MDA
25-01-2005, 19:52:02
Vincent Potter!

You're a wizard, Vinnie.

Darkstar
25-01-2005, 22:57:31
Where's his scar?

zmama
26-01-2005, 00:09:58
hehehehe

Funkodrom
26-01-2005, 09:18:01
Originally posted by fp
The fact that he didn't get a Geek Star for knowing the official name of the language just shows how geeky the rest of us are. Like how I'm not going to get a geek star for telling you that there are two different Elven languages and the other one is Sindarin.

I knew that though. :o

miester gandertak
26-01-2005, 09:20:05
Originally posted by fp
The fact that he didn't get a Geek Star for knowing the official name of the language just shows how geeky the rest of us are. Like how I'm not going to get a geek star for telling you that there are two different Elven languages and the other one is Sindarin. I'm wearing boots of escaping
I'm wearing boots of escaping