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miester gandertak
24-01-2005, 13:22:02
What's the difference between sex in a canoe and American beer? None. They're both fucking close to water.

Martini
24-01-2005, 13:25:27
Works better with 'Fosters' in the place of 'American beer'

Drekkus
24-01-2005, 13:25:47
que old joke sayers in 3, 2, 1...

Funkodrom
24-01-2005, 13:26:29
Old joke!

miester gandertak
24-01-2005, 13:27:44
time to edit
:lol:

MoSe
24-01-2005, 13:36:22
I was treated with the same joke by the barman when we had the beer on the riverside beach in Hamburg, only about italian beer :rolleyes:

;)

miester gandertak
24-01-2005, 13:41:07
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!!

Drekkus
24-01-2005, 13:44:28
:lol: that's still a good one.

MoSe
24-01-2005, 13:50:30
Originally posted by miester gandertak
stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds eurgghhh!

miester gandertak
24-01-2005, 13:51:24
never tried that trick?

MoSe
24-01-2005, 13:54:06
never heard or even imagined about it

a flow tangent to the side of the bowl usually is silent enough, and I can't recall last time I actually cared to not get spotted getting homel late, or to avoid waking up someone :nervous:

Drekkus
24-01-2005, 14:00:06
pissing in the sink might do the trick as well. :D

MoSe
24-01-2005, 14:04:00
or in a diaper :rolleyes:

Spartak
25-01-2005, 04:19:58
Gross.

Oerdin
25-01-2005, 05:22:02
Funny as hell though. :lol: