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sleeping_satsuma
22-01-2005, 13:43:38
Lately, someone has been sending bizarre porn to my email address (I really didnt apply for it)

but the given names of the addresses is fantastic. So far I have received porn from the following people:

Plectrum G Glottides
Ghoul B Timeless
Conferences V Key
Linwood H Vega
Musket H Relocate
Numbs D Implantation
Joint A Overlords

and as an example of the freakery within, I get a big porn advert embedded in the following:

Hello Playmates! :)

(insert porn advert here)

Diplallu
Housekeeping ain't no joke.

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.

Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth, We are happy when we are growing.

When you are winning too much, sometimes you think you should never lose again. I am learning to lose.
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven.

Man is a being in search of meaning.

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts.For present joys are more to flesh and blood than a dull prospect of a distant good.
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. Jesus Christ, the condescension of divinity, and the exaltation of humanity.

For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

Experience comprises illusions lost, rather than wisdom gained. Logic is the anatomy of thought.
A modern, harmonic and lively architecture is the visible sign of an authentic democracy.A fool must now and then be right, by chance. Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.



I mean...its quite philosophical really isn't it? :nervous:

sleeping_satsuma
22-01-2005, 13:46:50
oh and sandpapers T Taoist

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-01-2005, 13:55:06
Did you like the one of me in the rubber crotchless catsuit? I know I'm still a stone over my fighting weight, but I'm really working on it.

The Mad Monk
22-01-2005, 14:08:30
Plez post mor filosofy.

Immortal Wombat
22-01-2005, 14:31:07
I don't know why I remember year-old threads, but I do (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16679). Spam names are great.

Vincent
22-01-2005, 15:01:36
Lorraine Corcorran

sleeping_satsuma
22-01-2005, 21:05:43
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Did you like the one of me in the rubber crotchless catsuit? I know I'm still a stone over my fighting weight, but I'm really working on it.

baby, you do it for me EVERY time ;)

HelloKitty
23-01-2005, 09:42:31
I finally got a Nigerian buisness e-mail just yesterday. I was so proud!

Vincent
23-01-2005, 11:07:57
"Misty Cleveland" thinks I'm interested in "Viiagraa"

zmama
23-01-2005, 14:13:42
Schnappi wants to be my friend just like he and Vincent are.

zmama
23-01-2005, 20:05:02
Originally posted by Vincent
"Misty Cleveland" thinks I'm interested in "Viiagraa"

It's because you have such a big ....heart!:heart:

Viagra for the heart (http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20050123/D87PVGAO0.html?PG=home&SEC=news)

Darkstar
24-01-2005, 07:44:18
Originally posted by HelloKitty
I finally got a Nigerian buisness e-mail just yesterday. I was so proud!

I got one from Italy IP claiming to be Prince William's legally recognized bastard, in need of helping Willy and bastard son hide his estate. Was very funny.

miester gandartak
22-02-2005, 19:13:04
Originally posted by Vincent
"Misty Cleveland" thinks I'm interested in "Viiagraa"

Cleveland is misty? Must be a steamer.

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 04:34:06
Isn't most porn a comedy?


"I've got a package here for the lady of the house."
"WOW! WHAT A PACKAGE! It looks like you could hurt your back, carrying around that around. Why don't you bring that big thing back here to my bedroom. It looks too big for me to handle..."
"Where do you want it then?"
Woman lays down on bed. Rubs hands on ducky bedsheets.
"How about here, stud?"
Clothes fall off. Rabbit screwing commences.




I mean, come on! Like any woman would have those kind of bedsheets... ;)