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Lazarus and the Gimp
11-12-2004, 09:32:29
1- Stick an undoctored picture of myself on Faceparty and see if I can pass myself off as a lesbian.

2- Go the the Garden Centre and pretend to be a rabbit around the compost bags.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-12-2004, 09:34:44
3- Teach Rhiannon ever swear word I know so that she can impress her mother when she gets home from work.

miester gandertak
11-12-2004, 09:37:38
4- put a barbie in the oven and blame your daughter again...

alsieboo
21-08-2005, 23:32:14
why is a 'guest' viewing this thread?

Koshko
21-08-2005, 23:38:43
5 - Hide yourself from being seen on a Who's Online list and browse threads as a guest.

Provost Harrison
22-08-2005, 00:14:48
Now there's a bump-and-a-half...

Oerdin
22-08-2005, 00:27:08
Buy an remote controlled model air plane and use it to dive bomb your neighbors dog.

Greg W
22-08-2005, 00:37:37
Originally posted by alsieboo
why is a 'guest' viewing this thread? I often figure that it's people that discover the thread on google for whatever reason, and click the link, having no idea what they're getting themselves in for. Mainly cos I see guests reading really old or odd threads pretty regularly on the Who's Online list.

devilmunchkin
22-08-2005, 03:51:29
5) hide from your wife in odd places when she realizes your daughter can say "hey! they motherfuckin bitch is home! get your ass in the kitchen, ho!"

Koshko
22-08-2005, 06:53:08
That's actually #7. :P

*End Is Forever*
22-08-2005, 12:10:16
Originally posted by Greg W
I often figure that it's people that discover the thread on google for whatever reason, and click the link, having no idea what they're getting themselves in for. Mainly cos I see guests reading really old or odd threads pretty regularly on the Who's Online list.

It's usually search engine web-bots.

Drekkus
22-08-2005, 12:14:40
Or lurkers

Spartak@work
22-08-2005, 12:20:35
Or someone else.

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-08-2005, 19:18:50
5- You know those little batteries that have both poles at the top? The ones you use in guitar pedals?

Drop one in the pool of piss in a pub urinal trough. Then lurk outside, waiting for the screams.

Beta1
23-08-2005, 20:06:00
Originally posted by Greg W
I often figure that it's people that discover the thread on google for whatever reason, and click the link, having no idea what they're getting themselves in for. Mainly cos I see guests reading really old or odd threads pretty regularly on the Who's Online list.

Must have been searching for "pass myself off as a lesbian"

Immortal Wombat
28-08-2005, 17:42:15
Nope (http://www.google.com/search?lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22pass%20myself%20off%20as%20a%20lesbian%22)