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protein
18-11-2004, 14:22:39
Are you supposed to come away from hairdressers seething with anger? :tizzy:

I normally get my har cut over the road but the guy never really listened to what I said so I tried a different hairdresser. These ones are vidal sassoon trained and twice the price. You would have thought that would mean they could cut your hair and not hack at it like a fucking blind parkinsons sufferer.

I specifically asked her to leave the length at the front and trim the sides and back. She did the exact opposite. She left me with an inch of fringe and a kind of downs syndrome kid mullet.

I look like an absolutle fucking twat. If I saw myself in the street I'd want to go over and punch myself for being a ponce. No, for being a fat bloke in an army jacket with a fucking second rate psuedo Pop Idol haircut.

I had to pay twice as much for this humiliation. I'm considering shaving it all off.

FUCKING CUNT!

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:23:54
Why didn't you make a fuss and refuse to pay unless she sorted it out?

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:27:11
I think it really look nice a little bit like an absolutle fucking twat in action.

1 thing, it will grow back.

Gary
18-11-2004, 14:28:07
Oh dear.... Still, I understand that the downs syndrome kid mullet is in fashion at the moment.

Feeling your pain, but hiding a slight smile.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:29:01
Originally posted by Gary
Oh dear.... Still, I understand that the downs syndrome kid mullet is in fashion at the moment.

Feeling your pain, but hiding a slight smile.

It is but looks totally stupid.

You don't look like Binz do you Rob?

protein
18-11-2004, 14:29:34
I did tell her that it was particularly important because a major label are coming to see us in a week. Perhaps she thought I was a Gary Barlow impersonator?

protein
18-11-2004, 14:29:58
Who is Binz?

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:30:03
Funko give him your beercap.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:30:36
I thought your hair was looking pretty good, you should have kept it as it was.

Er...

Not helping am I.

We're rubbish in England, we never complain properly.

protein
18-11-2004, 14:31:54
Yes, it was looking rather good. All I needed was a trim round the back. I thought it was starting to look a bit mulletty. Oh the irony.

zmama
18-11-2004, 14:32:21
What does the girlfriend think? Did she have to stifle a giggle?

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:33:06
Originally posted by protein
Who is Binz?

The guy who tries to hang around Rebus with the down syndrome mullet.

King_Ghidra
18-11-2004, 14:37:03
I was just thinking how Rob can at least now fit in with his new band

Nills Lagerbaak
18-11-2004, 14:40:35
Link please!


(Or at least a photo)

protein
18-11-2004, 14:41:11
God. I need a cigarette.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:42:10
or a baseballcap

protein
18-11-2004, 14:45:21
I think maybe I've played it up a bit. Imagine an office worker with short hair that's a bit long at the back and sides. It's not cool in any way. I just look completely boring. Like a fat Jamie Oliver. Only more gimp.

There's nothing I can do to make it look any less gimp. It's like the haircut I grew my hair to avoid.

Incidentally you can see my old hair cut in the evening post, chronicle and wokingham times this week. :cry:

protein
18-11-2004, 14:45:53
and Blah Blah next month.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:46:43
well you're an artist so you make a statement.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:48:26
Which day's evening post?

protein
18-11-2004, 14:50:48
The new me:
http://www.terrygeorge.co.uk/pas/jamieoliver/img/Jamie-Oliver-Silly.jpg

The old me:

protein
18-11-2004, 14:51:21
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Which day's evening post?
Probably tomorrow. Maybe not though.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:53:36
You might not like it but if it's a 'cool' haircut it might go down better with the record dudes.

But I think your old hair looked better.

Gary
18-11-2004, 14:56:19
Ah, it's ok. (Shame about the boat race).

protein
18-11-2004, 14:57:06
It's really not cool. It's boring. Like my Sonic Undermind haircut only more dull and office-workery. That's the reason I'm angry. If it was stupid but I could see how someone could possibly see it as cool then I wouldn't mind as much. I am actually going to have to wear a hat.

I think we're using a smoke machine. That should cover me up a little.

MoSe
18-11-2004, 16:04:36
when I saw the attachment added, I hoped you had put in practice the thread title and documented it, I hoped to see some hairdresser sex...

protein
18-11-2004, 16:11:44
I don't know whether to let my girlfriend try to fix it or go back and risk an even bigger mess.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 16:12:28
Take a picture so we can see how bad/not bad it is.

protein
18-11-2004, 16:17:53
No way. Right now I'm trying to gain enough confidence to go to the shops without a hat.

I'll wait until the mullet bit is cut off first. When that's gone there isn't much to see. Just a dull looking short hair cut.

Debaser
18-11-2004, 16:40:31
Most self-indulgent thread ever perhaps?

Do you still have those bad 80s rockstar wigs at your house? You could always wear one of them.....

zmama
18-11-2004, 16:44:21
Perhaps a bit over the top for a haircut.

I didn't even whine this much when the new hair dye I tried turned my hair bright orange red! ;)

Tizzy
18-11-2004, 16:46:54
That happened to mine too :D

zmama
18-11-2004, 16:48:47
Well, it was easy to find me in a crowd!

King_Ghidra
18-11-2004, 16:48:48
don't knock self-indulgence, it's my favourite hobby

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 16:51:21
I don't think they meant self abuse.

King_Ghidra
18-11-2004, 16:52:33
you mean it was accidental self-abuse?!

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 16:52:56
go on. try a little harder, you can do it..
abuse abuse

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 16:53:18
I hate it when that happens.

zmama
18-11-2004, 16:53:57
:lol:

Lurker
18-11-2004, 19:05:10
Originally posted by protein


I specifically asked her to leave the length at the front and trim the sides and back. She did the exact opposite. She left me with an inch of fringe and a kind of downs syndrome kid mullet.



Uhm, when she started to cut the hair in the front, didn't it occur to you that perhaps something was wrong?

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 19:15:54
:lol:

were you sure you didn't tell her to leave the length at the sides and back and trim the front

old_fart
18-11-2004, 19:50:39
Scarfs, vidal sassoon trained crimpers, stress over a haircut =

FASHION VICTIM!

Not the Rob I've known.

protein
18-11-2004, 20:04:52
The reason I'm pissed is that I now look exactly like a fashion victim. I could be the bassist in Slade. Or the Cooper Temple Clause. You obviously don't know me or you are my brother trying to piss me off. You're a cock whoever you are.

Anyway, I'm getting it cut again in the morning and I'm wearing a hat until then. I'm sure I'll be able to laugh about it one day.

Move along, nothing to see here. Thread closed.

Lurker
18-11-2004, 20:35:15
:lol: A tad sensitive over a haircut, I'd say. ;)

Christ, you could look like me in general, then you'd have something to be pissed about.

protein
18-11-2004, 20:53:00
Since he's my brother, he knows exactly what to say to piss me off. He knows I don't want to look like a poncey homosexual fashion victim and I do right now.

MoSe
19-11-2004, 09:27:18
a scarred skinhead would be outstandingly out of fasshion...

Gary
19-11-2004, 09:30:51
i guess he can't be heavy then.

protein
19-11-2004, 09:34:19
He is rather heavy in a I-could-snap-your-neck-like-a-twig kind of way.

RC's AE
19-11-2004, 09:42:29
Your picture looks fine and you are whining about your hair like a girl. Guys aren't supposed to get worked up so much over a hair cut.

King_Ghidra
19-11-2004, 09:42:31
I'm pretty sure i saw you last night mr protein, buying 4 cans of kronenbourg from the newsagent, and you were indeed sporting a baseball cap :D

you blatantly blanked me, probably refused to believe i would be in that part of town :D

of course it was dark, maybe it was someone else...

protein
19-11-2004, 10:11:02
RC's AE. That isn't me, that's a TV chef called Jamie Oliver. He's a gimp. Anyway, I'm over it now. I've been made to look like a himp but there are people dying all over the world.

KG, Oh my god. Sorry. How embarrassing. I was just trying to keep my head down and get home as quickly as possible. Probably part of my brain said "that's not him Rob and if it was he'd ask about your hair. Better run home and get drunk".

maroule
19-11-2004, 10:31:54
there's nothing wrong in fucking a hairdresser

you hair cut looks ridiculous, however


glad I could contribute to the debate, I'm off now

Funkodrom
19-11-2004, 10:33:45
Thanks for that maroule, I'll tell Julian you want him.

Drekkus
19-11-2004, 11:50:20
Is protein the second on the right in that pic?

The best thing to do now is to shave it all off.

zmama
19-11-2004, 11:52:02
I think a blonde wig with long braids would be better :)

Lurker
19-11-2004, 15:18:54
Originally posted by protein
Probably part of my brain said "that's not him Rob and if it was he'd ask about your hair. Better run home and get drunk".

:lol:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-11-2004, 17:51:09
All I can say is at least you didn't shave an almost bald spot in the back of your own hair with a pair of electric clippers. You don't really get much of a chance to fix that kind of mistake up. Look on the bright side - boring hair, or even a stupid mullet, is much better than an unfixable disaster.

Immortal Wombat
20-11-2004, 18:24:53
Originally posted by maroule
there's nothing wrong in fucking a hairdresser

Agreed.

http://cgi.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/drama/cuttingit_big.jpg

RC's AE
20-11-2004, 23:59:51
I''ll take the one on the right.

LoD
21-11-2004, 00:42:50
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Agreed.


Seconded. (http://www.hotcut.pl/galeria/gal2/04.jpg)

Provost Harrison
21-11-2004, 00:48:41
I don't think she's a real hairdresser. For one, she's holding the hairdryer back-to-front :lol:

LoD
21-11-2004, 01:09:44
The ones I posted are real, however :D.

mr.G
15-04-2005, 12:19:58
made me giggle again

MoSe
15-04-2005, 12:24:59
BTW, where's maroule?
and LoD, I'm afraid that hotcut site has been discontinued and the front page redirected to a porn site...

mr.G
15-04-2005, 12:28:55
huh

LoD
15-04-2005, 12:30:20
MoSe: it's not a porn site :lol:! It's still the same barber shop.

Greg W
15-04-2005, 12:53:22
Jeese, it's not a total fuck up hair cut.

Well, at least he's fitting the Pommy Whiner stereotype anyway. ;)

MoSe
15-04-2005, 13:34:02
Originally posted by LoD
MoSe: it's not a porn site :lol:! It's still the same barber shop.

hmmmmm...
than why, when I click on wejdz', the hotcut.pl/main.php link automatically transmogrifies into xxxtemple.net/tgp/ ?????
:hmm:

Greg W
15-04-2005, 13:36:44
Happens for me too.