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King_Ghidra
18-11-2004, 13:11:06
So Drekkus posts all the time and then this guy Meister G comes along, supposedly a cowie, but he doesn't post much.

Then Drekkus decides to have a baby and stops posting, and suddenly Meister G posts all the time :hmm:

My theory - Meister G is nothing more than an ae created to represent Drekkus' feeling of youth, fun and independence.

Before the baby came along drekkus was fine, but now with the baby he feels he needs to start taking things seriously, so he tells his gf, 'no more Drekkus! It's me and you and the baby now!'

But the lure of CG is too strong, so now Drekkus gets his fix of CG by posting as Meister G, the ae that represents the world he has left behind forever.

Discuss.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 13:12:57
bingo

King_Ghidra
18-11-2004, 13:14:06
i wrote meister instead of miester, i apologise :o

but at least my theory was right

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 13:14:24
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
My theory - Meister G is nothing more than an ae created to represent Drekkus' feeling of youth, fun and independence.
Discuss.
that is so ME :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 13:15:37
Then start a ME thread at poly.

Drakkus
18-11-2004, 13:16:55
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
So Drekkus posts all the time and then this guy Meister G comes along, supposedly a cowie, but he doesn't post much.

Then Drekkus decides to have a baby and stops posting, and suddenly Meister G posts all the time :hmm:

My theory - Meister G is nothing more than an ae created to represent Drekkus' feeling of youth, fun and independence.

Before the baby came along drekkus was fine, but now with the baby he feels he needs to start taking things seriously, so he tells his gf, 'no more Drekkus! It's me and you and the baby now!'

But the lure of CG is too strong, so now Drekkus gets his fix of CG by posting as Meister G, the ae that represents the world he has left behind forever.

Discuss. And never a picture of that mr X. The time Zmama was in rotterdam Drekkus *called* him to drink beer and he had no time. yeah right

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 13:20:14
That's totally unrealistic.

I think that aliens kidnapped Drekkus and Ms Drekkus and probed them in the way that aliens always do but we probably don't need to go into details about here :brwncard:. They then replaced them with alien infiltration agents disguised as Drekkus and Ms Drekkus. The Ms Drekkus agent (Captain Prrrtfizzlecachangtweenotout) was impregnated with a special alien agent who will become the founder of the new Alien worshiping religion - Bobross - which will lay the foundations for the future alien conquering of the planet in a few years time.

Miester G is a special Dutch alien invesigator who's monitoring the internet for signs of alien activity - his cover is some chump who lives opposite Burger King and who thinks me getting kicked in the dingding is funny. Since he suspects that Drekkus is the escort of our future Messiah, and potential cause of the end of human freedom his posting has increased.

Drekkus suspects he's being monitored so he's posting less.

Just an educated guess but I think you'll find I'm correct on most of the details.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 13:22:57
Originally posted by Funkodrom
That's totally unrealistic.

I think that aliens kidnapped Drekkus and Ms Drekkus and probed them in the way that aliens always do but we probably don't need to go into details about here :brwncard:. They then replaced them with alien infiltration agents disguised as Drekkus and Ms Drekkus. The Ms Drekkus agent (Captain Prrrtfizzlecachangtweenotout) was impregnated with a special alien agent who will become the founder of the new Alien worshiping religion - Bobross - which will lay the foundations for the future alien conquering of the planet in a few years time.

Miester G is a special Dutch alien invesigator who's monitoring the internet for signs of alien activity - his cover is some chump who lives opposite Burger King and who thinks me getting kicked in the dingding is funny. Since he suspects that Drekkus is the escort of our future Messiah, and potential cause of the end of human freedom his posting has increased.

Drekkus suspects he's being monitored so he's posting less.

Just an educated guess but I think you'll find I'm correct on most of the details. did you read the Da vinci code?

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 13:24:45
I did but there was nothing about aliens in it... was there?

zmama
18-11-2004, 13:25:51
Originally posted by Drakkus
And never a picture of that mr X. The time Zmama was in rotterdam Drekkus *called* him to drink beer and he had no time. yeah right

Yeah ~called~ and spoke something he said was Dutch. I suppose it was actually the infamous Bobross-ese.

Had me fooled, but now I see the light that Funko has cast on this whole sordid mess!!!

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 13:25:54
BEG YOR PARDON

that jesus guy.........haa...haaa

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 13:29:09
Oh yeah but I heard Dan Brown ripped him off out of some book called the Bible.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:21:55
this one? (http://www.chris-longhurst.com/carbibles/engineoil_bible.html)

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:25:07
Yes. Jesus is a Mexican mechanic who moved to Texas.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:28:56
I knew it, never believed the story about the carpenter who didn't poke his wife but she get pregnant.

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:34:14
She was poking the mechanic, that's why he had to get out of Mexico.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:37:17
and the donkey is a motorcycle?

Funkodrom
18-11-2004, 14:37:54
Wow, thats's really deep man.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 14:40:49
yaay man, this is like discovery channel for REAL.
wooooooowie

Drekkus
18-11-2004, 21:48:14
I can't comment on any of these ~theories~.

zmama
18-11-2004, 21:51:30
So ITS ALL TRUE!!!!!!????!!!

Drekkus
18-11-2004, 21:55:00
Wouldn't you like to know. :D

zmama
18-11-2004, 21:55:32
I have ways....:cute:

Drekkus
18-11-2004, 21:57:35
You think you have.

NotDrekkus
18-11-2004, 21:58:43
If Drekkus wanted an AE, he wouldn't have given it a stupid name like Miester Gandertak, would he?

zmama
18-11-2004, 21:59:29
yes

Immortal Wombat
18-11-2004, 22:00:34
I am Drekkus's swelling paranoia complex.

Immortal Wombat
18-11-2004, 22:01:31
I am Drekkus's blossoming sense of ostracism.

Immortal Wombat
18-11-2004, 22:01:57
I am Drekkus's attention-seeking gallbladder.

NotDrekkus
18-11-2004, 22:02:46
My swellings are none of your business.

Immortal Wombat
18-11-2004, 22:18:29
But you're Not Drekkus!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 22:22:00
Where's NotKeith when you don't need him?

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 22:24:18
Originally posted by Drekkus
I can't comment on any of these ~theories~. give it up, it's all over. Reading yard did it again. case closed

protein
18-11-2004, 22:25:14
not here

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 22:29:24
hmmm the undercover agent with the funnie haircut.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 22:35:01
Not the funny agent with the undercover haircut?

Immortal Wombat
18-11-2004, 22:36:24
More of an estate agent with an undercover haircut.

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 22:36:29
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Not the funny agent with the undercover haircut?
:lol:
or the under agent with the funnycover haircut

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 22:37:21
The cut agent with the underfunny hair, rather.

CIRCUMCISION THREAD!!!!

zmama
18-11-2004, 22:39:22
*snip snip*

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 22:44:30
snip snip ramalalala dingdong....

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 22:46:01
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
snip snip ramalalala dingdong.... sorry you lost me now

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-11-2004, 22:50:32
:lol:

zmama
18-11-2004, 23:16:29
He fainted, huh? ;)

RC's AE
18-11-2004, 23:35:48
So have we all decided that Mr. G is really the gay twin brother of Drekkus and that soon they will obscond to the Dutch west indies?

miester gandertak
18-11-2004, 23:39:00
joehoe
am i gonna go to ceylon?
great tea

Drekkus
19-11-2004, 00:11:26
That's not in the west indies.

miester gandertak
19-11-2004, 00:12:16
oooow

zmama
19-11-2004, 00:15:58
Go to Jamaica-drink rum

miester gandertak
19-11-2004, 00:18:18
an smoke funny sigarets an not wash your hair mannnn.
An shoot the sherrif... jaa mannn.

zmama
19-11-2004, 00:19:50
*dance dance*

miester gandertak
19-11-2004, 00:20:38
jaaaa mannnn

zmama
26-02-2005, 21:24:41
rum dumb

miester gandertak
26-02-2005, 22:09:25
jaaaaa mannnnn

Christoph
26-02-2005, 22:53:41
I smell dope

Oerdin
27-02-2005, 03:41:55
There's no need to cal people names. :p

Oerdom
27-02-2005, 09:39:30
that is so right.:p

zmama
27-02-2005, 09:53:00
names schnames

mr_G
03-03-2006, 10:57:53
bump

Christoph
03-03-2006, 11:01:53
bum

Drekkus
03-03-2006, 12:52:18
HA! People still think mrG is real!!

Christoph
03-03-2006, 13:03:02
afro...

Darkstar
03-03-2006, 22:18:14
People don't care. A post is a post.