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Funkodrom
17-08-2004, 12:38:41
:confused:

Drekkus
17-08-2004, 12:39:59
Hey, people over 35 are OLD, but ancient?

Rodgers
17-08-2004, 12:42:31
Thank god, 5 more years of non-ancientness left

Drekkus
17-08-2004, 12:43:34
:( Should have said 40.

Rodgers
17-08-2004, 12:45:25
It's OK there's still time to edit your post - the Lawmakers probably havent carved your words into the stone tablets yet

Drekkus
17-08-2004, 12:52:21
The 20 seconds have passed, I'm afraid.

Venom
17-08-2004, 12:56:36
You can only edit a post before the "Edited by" shows up on the bottom.

MOBIUS
17-08-2004, 12:58:46
Otherwise you look like a twat

Rodgers
17-08-2004, 13:01:28
And that would mean you no longer fit in here?

Ancient Person
17-08-2004, 13:05:48
No we're not!

Drekkus
17-08-2004, 13:07:30
Are you a people's person?

Ancient Person
17-08-2004, 13:10:15
I believe that is an OG, young sonny jim

Venom
17-08-2004, 13:52:39
Original Gangster?

Rodgers
17-08-2004, 17:04:56
Old Git more like

Ancient Person
26-10-2004, 01:03:25
Bump!

Drekkus
26-10-2004, 12:11:41
Wieso bump?

Ancient Person
06-02-2007, 16:25:39
Bump!

Lurker the Second
06-02-2007, 16:39:23
Ancient Person! 'sup, dude, been years....

Oerdin
06-02-2007, 17:31:31
It appears the ancient person is still bumping.

Ancient Person
06-02-2007, 17:44:47
And grinding - what with my terrible arthritis!:(

Lefty Scaevola
06-02-2007, 22:17:39
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Otherwise you look like a twat Appearing to be a twat would be a great improvement for most posters here.

Diss
28-02-2007, 07:39:18
d

The Mad Monk
28-02-2007, 19:06:36
d?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-02-2007, 19:37:28
d.

Koshko
28-02-2007, 21:14:10
weee

Ancient Person
30-04-2007, 14:26:56
Bump!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
01-05-2007, 10:46:02
A Song of a Young Lady to Her Ancient Lover

Ancient Person, for whom I
All the flattering youth defy,
Long be it e'er thou grow old,
Aching, shaking, crazy cold;
But still continue as thou art,
Ancient Person of my heart.

On thy withered lips and dry,
Which like barren furrows lie,
Brooding kisses I will pour,
Shall thy youthful heart restore,
Such kind show'rs in autumn fall,
And a second spring recall;
Nor from thee will ever part,
Ancient Person of my heart.

Thy nobler parts, which but to name
In our sex would be counted shame,
By ages frozen grasp possest,
From their ice shall be released,
And, soothed by my reviving hand,
In former warmth and vigour stand.
All a lover's wish can reach,
For thy joy my love shall teach;
And for thy pleasure shall improve
All that art can add to love.
Yet still I love thee without art,
Ancient Person of my heart.



John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (notorious rake and libertine)

Funko
01-05-2007, 11:50:09
Outed!

Drekkus
01-05-2007, 12:21:57
huh?

Funko
01-05-2007, 12:23:11
Petrol

Drekkus
01-05-2007, 12:42:27
ah, ok

Ancient Person
17-02-2010, 11:18:55
Bump!

Drekkus
18-02-2010, 11:54:24
What era ancient are we talking about here anyways?

Ancient Person
18-02-2010, 12:03:49
Old as the hills

Back!
18-02-2010, 12:17:22
Dunghills?

Ancient Person
18-02-2010, 12:24:07
Enough of your backchat, sonny Jim!:mad:

I ought to have you over my knee!

Lurker
18-02-2010, 15:57:11
Ooh, kinky.

MDA
18-02-2010, 18:29:06
Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings!

Ancient Person
03-11-2010, 16:17:47
Nearly forgot!

Bump!

mr_B
04-11-2010, 08:31:08
ty

Ancient Person
17-10-2011, 09:23:13
Things that go bump in the night!

Mr. Bas
17-10-2011, 16:14:22
Bumpers?

C.G.B. Spender
17-10-2011, 20:17:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xagCHCstE