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protein
14-04-2004, 19:41:51
Not really.

Pope
14-04-2004, 21:16:07
I could've told you that.

Scabrous Birdseed
14-04-2004, 21:21:40
:eek: :o

OMG!

You couldn't make it up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3621547.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3621547.stm)

Japher
14-04-2004, 21:25:46
That's even worse news!!!

Wait, no it's not...

Damn! It is, I'm married!@!!

Resource Consumer
14-04-2004, 21:26:13
Hey! Luciani!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-04-2004, 21:26:54
So who will start the "The pope is wet!" thread?

Vincent
14-04-2004, 21:28:54
Popel Wettbewerb

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-04-2004, 21:31:10
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-04-2004, 21:31:32
Frohe und gesegnete Popel Wettbewerb!

protein
01-04-2005, 00:37:36
bump

jsorense
01-04-2005, 00:38:31
One of these days you will be right.

Japher
01-04-2005, 00:39:56
There's plenty of dead popes

Funko
01-04-2005, 00:41:34
Huh? Is the pope actually dead?

Japher
01-04-2005, 00:42:29
Pope Leon I-CCCM

protein
01-04-2005, 00:49:15
You know what, given the current headline on the bbc I have a horrible feeling I might be right this time.

Which is bad because I did this april fool thing on another forum and if he's dead by dawn and I made a joke out of it I'm going to look like a cunt.

Japher
01-04-2005, 00:51:19
showing your true colors?

Oerdin
01-04-2005, 00:54:58
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
:eek: :o

OMG!

You couldn't make it up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3621547.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3621547.stm)

Here husband was a complete tool. Everyone wondered what such a loser was doing with such a hot, if egocentric, chick. Still, he gave me hope. I mean if a complete loser like him could bag one of the world's leading super models then maybe, just maybe, I might be able to do so as well. Lot of good it did me but dreaming is still nice.

BigGameHunter
01-04-2005, 06:12:22
Check out Shania Twain's husband.
That's enough to give Venom hope.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
01-04-2005, 06:16:45
Originally posted by Oerdin
Here husband was a complete tool. Everyone wondered what such a loser was doing with such a hot, if egocentric, chick. Still, he gave me hope. I mean if a complete loser like him could bag one of the world's leading super models then maybe, just maybe, I might be able to do so as well. Lot of good it did me but dreaming is still nice.

Dude! Romijn-Stamos is free now! Your chances just increased infinitesimally!

Gary
01-04-2005, 09:16:47
He's been given the last rites

Diss
01-04-2005, 09:17:35
This just in.

Tom Delay is dead!

Funko
01-04-2005, 09:45:18
Originally posted by Gary
He's been given the last rites

I can't believe the Vatican is playing April Fools...

miester gandertak
01-04-2005, 09:48:16
The pope is god's substitute on earth.

makes me giggle.

Spartak
01-04-2005, 09:51:51
we may need to bump this fairly shortly

Diss
01-04-2005, 09:54:23
you just did

miester gandertak
01-04-2005, 09:56:20
no you did

Diss
01-04-2005, 09:57:44
i'm doing it again

Spartak
01-04-2005, 10:01:58
Bugger.

miester gandertak
01-04-2005, 11:01:38
bump

Darkstar
01-04-2005, 11:02:31
Mr. G is bumping the bugger? Wow. He's really been corrupted by this place!

Oerdin
01-04-2005, 11:10:57
Spartak likes to bump buggers as well.

miester gandertak
01-04-2005, 11:24:20
bump

Spartak
01-04-2005, 17:02:22
Originally posted by Oerdin
Spartak likes to bump buggers as well. :hmm:

Chris
01-04-2005, 17:06:41
Pope is still kicking.

King_Ghidra
01-04-2005, 17:08:12
it's more of a weak reflex spasm than a full-on kick

Chris
01-04-2005, 17:09:59
He lasted longer then I ever thought he would.

The guy looked like death for at least a year.

Japher
01-04-2005, 17:17:38
old ppl always look like death

Spartak
01-04-2005, 17:39:31
He has been in teh death pool for at leasta decade so he has done really well.

Ming
01-04-2005, 17:41:58
True... I've had him on my entries in dead pools for YEARS...

Spartak
01-04-2005, 19:01:28
Just watching the news - it lokks like Protein is going tobe cunt and probably today.

MDA
01-04-2005, 20:28:42
He's a cunt, all right. :p

Its on the news now, it'll start appearing on the net soon, I would guess.

Too bad, he was the only Pope I've ever known and I kind of liked it that way.

MDA
01-04-2005, 20:35:41
Now there's a banner running across the bottom of the TV that says "Vatican claims the pope is still clinging to life" or something.

Maybe I'm the cunt.

I had two separate reports of his death- one from a friend's wife who saw it on TV and another from the radio, too. :o

Edit: Must've been CBS.

Caligastia
01-04-2005, 20:51:24
Originally posted by Pope
I could've told you that.

I don't remember giving away the password to this AE...:confused:

Gary
01-04-2005, 20:51:30
Probably like the US presidential elections. Some media has decided to call it early.

Pope
01-04-2005, 20:53:14
Bastards.

Diss
01-04-2005, 20:59:49
so who gets to be the new pope? Can I apply for the job?

I really don't have the qualifications, but I'm sure I can bullshit my way through the interview.

MDA
01-04-2005, 21:11:11
You can be the pope's fluffer.

Diss
01-04-2005, 21:36:28
if the pay is good, I'll do it.

MDA
01-04-2005, 22:50:47
The pay, er, sucks.

but you get a free pass to puaxant tuvip

Oerdin
02-04-2005, 04:03:52
I hear the fluffers get deposits all the time.

Diss
02-04-2005, 10:23:39
nuh ah. The job of a fluffer is to fluff. They don't go all the way. So if you are swallowing, you aren't doing your job properly.

JM^3
02-04-2005, 11:17:22
dude you jknpow to much about that shit'







JM

Chris
02-04-2005, 18:37:00
Pope is still kicking.

Diss
02-04-2005, 21:00:30
he's dead jim

The Mad Monk
02-04-2005, 21:27:46
...

Greg W
02-04-2005, 21:47:44
Well, you heard it here first... :mourn:

LoD
02-04-2005, 21:59:16
He was a Great Man.

Morte
02-04-2005, 23:05:42
Hmmm...mixed feelings about him, there is no doubt he was a very charismatic man who played his part in the liberation of Poland and eastern Europe.

But he was in his own way an incredibly conservative man...while being so hard line family planning, condoms, divorce, extra marital sex and abortion he suddenly became wibbly on child molesters: surely one of the worst crimes? Going so far as to providing a bolt hole for Cardinal Law in the Vatican when he fled from the US to Italy when he was going to be hauled into custody. Wheres the consistency in that?

MDA
03-04-2005, 01:59:17
Maybe the story isn't as black and white as you make it sound?

Chris
03-04-2005, 07:57:12
Probaly the most popular pope in history.

Diss
03-04-2005, 10:39:30
yeah but I still miss the popes who held orgies.

miester gandartak
03-04-2005, 12:45:35
Originally posted by Chris
Probaly the most popular pope in history.

You wouldn't know it by the record numbers of people who left the church. Church attendence down, 100k clergy quit, tithes down, etc...

Chris
03-04-2005, 14:59:47
That is nothing, they used to form entire new religions.

MDA
03-04-2005, 15:13:24
Originally posted by miester gandartak
You wouldn't know it by the record numbers of people who left the church. Church attendence down, 100k clergy quit, tithes down, etc...

I odn't think its supposed to be a popularity contest. He's not there to represent the will of the parishioners.

I think most of that has to do with the kiddie diddlers and the perception, right or wrong, that Rome dropped the ball in dealing with them.

Personally, I think that they screwed up big time.

Provost Harrison
03-04-2005, 15:23:06
Well religion is on the decline anyway (at least in educated parts of the world).

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
03-04-2005, 18:15:21
So there isn't a rise in Islam in Europe, or does that mean they're not educated? I know which option I prefer :D

Funko
04-04-2005, 09:15:25
Originally posted by miester gandartak
You wouldn't know it by the record numbers of people who left the church. Church attendence down, 100k clergy quit, tithes down, etc...

On the whole though the church has been increasing at 15 million a year, mostly from developing countries. South America and Africa...

Gary
04-04-2005, 09:49:58
Is the rise in Islam is down to increased population for the followers ?

Ah wait until the next generation rebel against their parents values :)

MDA
04-04-2005, 19:57:07
I'd like to thank Reuters/Sky Italia news for breaking the story on the pope's death before he actually died. Fuckwits.

Funko
04-04-2005, 19:59:54
The way every channel was going on about it I assumed he was dead on Saturday morning, of course I couldn't be bothered to actually watch the news.