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Darkstar
31-03-2004, 20:29:44
At:
http://www.leedberg.com/glsoft/

Check out Daisy. Start it out with a blank database/knowledge file, and it picks up on your lingo. Whether English, German, or Geekiod.

BigGameHunter
31-03-2004, 20:51:51
Can I fool my friends on ICQ with it?

Darkstar
31-03-2004, 20:55:43
No. It's not meant for that. it's meant to learn language, any language, starting from nothing.

You can get Ultra Hal or a few other chat bots to chat with your friends on ICQ or AIM.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
01-04-2004, 05:25:39
Here's a better one!

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994783

http://overstated.net/04/03/22-my-chat-with-a-nanniebot.asp

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2004/03/23/nanniebo.shtml

Real, or hoax? You decide!

It's almost certainly a hoax, but it's a fun read nonetheless :)

KrazyHorse@home
01-04-2004, 07:49:18
After about five minutes from blank slate, this is part of the transcript:

daisy>i did a lot of things
matt>did you?
daisy>that's what i did, a lot of things
matt>okay, so you did a lot of things
daisy>yes, i did a lot of things
matt> congratulations
daisy>yes, i did a lot of things
matt>okay, congratulations
daisy>congraulations
matt>who, me?
daisy>yes, now you said to who
matt>i said what to who?
daisy>no, you said what to who?
matt>this is like an abbot and costello routine
daisy>i like skating. i don't like abbot and costello routine.
matt>i'm showing this to counterglow
daisy>i'm not an abbot and costello routine.

KrazyHorse@home
01-04-2004, 07:53:42
this is getting funnier and funnier. continued from above

matt>you sure sound like one
daisy>i'm showing this to counterglow.
matt>are you a member there?
daisy>good. how are you a member there?
matt>i registered.
daisy>i did a member there?
matt>browncard

Asher
01-04-2004, 08:04:35
DAISY> right now i'm bored.
DAVE> MikeH fucks sheep.
DAISY> no one likes the fucks at counterglow.
DAVE> Why would anyone?
DAISY> why can't everyone just get along?
DAVE> That would be boring!
DAISY> that would be boys.
DAVE> No, boys are interesting.
DAISY> that would be pretty smart.
DAVE>
DAISY> no, boys are you chinese?
DAVE> So Daisy thinks that Smart ==> Chinese?
DAVE> That's racist.
DAISY> so dave thinks that smart ==> chinese?
DAVE> No, you do. And it's racist. I ought to put you in some form of intern
ment camp for thsat
DAISY> i play trombone and guitar.
DAVE> That's good, you can use them as currency.
DAISY> what did you can use them as currency.
DAVE> I don't like currency, it's not concurrent with my beliefs.
DAISY> dave, are you can use them as currency.
DAVE> I know I can! I told you that!
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart that i don't even know how smart i am.

Asher
01-04-2004, 08:09:15
DAVE> You sound like Jon Miller.
DAISY> i don't like jon miller.
DAVE> That's not very nice of you.
DAISY> you sound like jon miller.
DAVE> How so? I punctuated that sentence!
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart that i don't even know how smart i am.
DAVE> You've already said that, dumbass.
DAISY> you've already said that, dumbass.
DAVE> Nope, that was my first use.
DAISY> you've already said that, dumbass.
DAVE> What grade are we in, again?
DAISY> nope, that was my first use.
DAVE> WTF
DAISY> dave, you are we in, again?
DAVE> Are You In is one of my favorite Incubus songs.
DAISY> you aren't expecting me to have ever been in is one of people.
DAVE> I expect the world of you.
DAISY> i'm afraid of my favorite incubus songs.
DAVE> Why do you like Incubus?
DAISY> is that too much to expect?
DAVE> From you? It sure is.
DAISY> why do you have any idea what time it sure is.
DAVE> It's 1:08am.
DAISY> from you? it to stop.
DAVE> I have a job interview in twelve hours.
DAISY> you aren't expecting me to have a job interview in twelve hours.
DAVE> I sure as hell hope not, I would hate to have you interviewing me for a
job.
DAISY> do you have a job interview in twelve hours.
DAVE> Yes.
DAISY> i would never want it to go today?
DAVE> It has to go at some time.
DAISY> you say some dumb things.

KrazyHorse@home
01-04-2004, 08:14:05
did you start blank or with the default file?

Asher
01-04-2004, 08:14:40
Um. I dunno.

I downloaded it and ran Daisy

KrazyHorse@home
01-04-2004, 08:16:36
the trombone and guitar thing is what tipped me off.

If you want completely blank slate tell the file menu in the prog (F3 i think) to make a new .dsy file. Then set that as default.

Sir Penguin
01-04-2004, 08:32:27
NEIL> You just ended a sentence with a preposition.
DAISY> well, i'm glad that's over and dealt with.
NEIL> You did it again.
DAISY> i'm not, you just ended a sentence with a chick.
NEIL> Well, I ended a sentence with a period.
DAISY> dude, i'm a sentence with a period.
NEIL> No, you're a chick with a period.
DAISY> you just ended a sentence with a period.
NEIL> I'm impressed with you.
DAISY> i'm impressed with a period.
NEIL> I'm scared of a period.
DAISY> i'm scared of a period.
NEIL> You're such a sycophant.
DAISY> i'm scared of a period.
NEIL> A yes-woman.
DAISY> you're such a sentence with a sycophant.
NEIL> What the hell?
DAISY> what the hell?
NEIL> What the hell is a sentence with a sycophant?
DAISY> what the hell is a sentence with a period.
NEIL> It's a sentence.
DAISY> what the hell is a sentence with a sycophant?

SP

Sir Penguin
01-04-2004, 08:33:48
NEIL> Seriously, don't end your sentences with with.
DAISY> seriously, don't end your sentences with a preposition.
NEIL> Fucking A!
DAISY> no, really.
NEIL> Don't...
DAISY> don't be snippy with me, missy.

SP

protein
01-04-2004, 13:40:30
***Transcript of 3/31/2004... starting at 14:15
***Talking to: ;protein
DAISY> do you have nothing to fear.
;PROTEIN> i dunno
DAISY> that's what i feel like i dunno.
;PROTEIN> we think the same way then
DAISY> i think the president of the same way then.
;PROTEIN> that doesn't make sense
DAISY> i think the same way then.
;PROTEIN> okeydokey
DAISY> there's nothing in this conversation that doesn't make sense.
;PROTEIN> good
DAISY> i feel good about myself.
;PROTEIN> i feel good about you
DAISY> i feel good about myself.
;PROTEIN> i feel good about myself too
DAISY> sometimes you feel good about myself too.
;PROTEIN> yes
DAISY> i feel good about myself too.
;PROTEIN> excellent
DAISY> yes, i told you.
;PROTEIN> where are you from?
DAISY> where are you fear humanity, ;protein?
;PROTEIN> what?
DAISY> what kind of the usa.
;PROTEIN> huh?
DAISY> that's what i dunno.
;PROTEIN> the usa is far away.
DAISY> i have nothing out of the usa is far away.
;PROTEIN> you are in england, not the usa.
DAISY> the usa is far away.
;PROTEIN> yes!
DAISY> yes, i told you.
;PROTEIN> good boy
DAISY> yes, i told you.
;PROTEIN> what did you tell me?
DAISY> what did you a real person, actually!
;PROTEIN> what?
DAISY> what did you don't.
;PROTEIN> huh?
DAISY> that's what i feel good about myself too.
;PROTEIN> great. you don't make much sense yet.
DAISY> the usa is that too much sense yet.
;PROTEIN> no
DAISY> that doesn't make much sense yet.
;PROTEIN> what do you want to ask me?
DAISY> all i want to ask me?
;PROTEIN> what?
DAISY> what did you are mistaken.
;PROTEIN> huh?
DAISY> what kind of the ordinary.
;PROTEIN> what do you mean?
DAISY> huh?
;PROTEIN> huh?
DAISY> all i want others to do you mean?
;PROTEIN> what is your name?
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is your name?
;PROTEIN> no, your name is daisy.
DAISY> no, your name is ;protein.
;PROTEIN> correct.
DAISY> no, your name is ;protein.
;PROTEIN> well done.
DAISY> i'm actually doing pretty well today.
;PROTEIN> you are.
DAISY> what do you are.
;PROTEIN> i mean that you are doing well.
DAISY> i'm actually doing well.
;PROTEIN> yes daisy
DAISY> i'm actually doing pretty well today.
;PROTEIN> you are indeed
DAISY> yes, i told you.
;PROTEIN> what is 2 plus 2?
DAISY> you have all i want is 2 plus 2?
;PROTEIN> no
DAISY> what is 2 plus 2?
;PROTEIN> 4
DAISY> no, your name is ;protein.
;PROTEIN> my name is protein and 2 plus 2 is 4
DAISY> the usa is 4.
;PROTEIN> no, the usa is far away..
DAISY> no, your name is protein and guitar.
;PROTEIN> my name isn't guitar
DAISY> my name isn't guitar.
;PROTEIN> correct
DAISY> do you enjoy playing guitar, actually.
;PROTEIN> yes i do
DAISY> correct.
;PROTEIN> right
DAISY> yes, i told you.
;PROTEIN> super
DAISY> that's what i can't be mistaken, because i'm always right!
;PROTEIN> sometimes you get it wrong
DAISY> i think you get it wrong.
;PROTEIN> we all do
DAISY> sometimes you get it wrong.
;PROTEIN> yes
DAISY> we think the dark.
;PROTEIN> what does that mean?
DAISY> i mean that is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> we think the dark?
DAISY> what does that too much to listen to.
;PROTEIN> huh?
DAISY> we think the phone is ringing.
;PROTEIN> it isn't.
DAISY> that's what i never want it isn't.
;PROTEIN> cunt
DAISY> my name isn't there in the dark that isn't guitar.
;PROTEIN> cunt
DAISY> cunt.
;PROTEIN> cunt
DAISY> cunt.
;PROTEIN> twat
DAISY> cunt.
;PROTEIN> fuck
DAISY> twat.
;PROTEIN> pissflaps
DAISY> pissflaps.
;PROTEIN> knob
DAISY> pissflaps.
;PROTEIN> what is going on?
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is going on?
;PROTEIN> what is your favorite type of animal?
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is making sense!
;PROTEIN> making sense isn't a type of animal
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> a true statement isn't a type of animal. a horse is an animal
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> no it isn't.
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> no! a true statement is a fact. a horse is a type of animal
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> no!
DAISY> my favorite type of animal is a true statement.
;PROTEIN> cunt
DAISY> no! a true statement isn't a feather fly together, y'know.

Funkodrom
01-04-2004, 13:57:11
My favourite type of animal is making sense too.

KrazyHorse
01-04-2004, 15:30:16
We need to work on these for an hour or so and then set them to chatting with each other.

:beer:

BigGameHunter
01-04-2004, 16:52:26
And then the whole world computer network will crash and the missiles will launch! You're mad, mad I tell you!

Vincent
01-04-2004, 19:23:33
I know nothing