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Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 10:53:56
On the first day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Another sinking thread by me

Tizzy
16-12-2003, 10:59:09
On the second day of Christmas I posted this for free

Two leaving forevers
And another sinking thread by me

MOBIUS
16-12-2003, 11:09:01
On the third day of Christmas I posted this for free

Three own goals
Two leaving forevers
And another sinking thread by me

Beta1
16-12-2003, 11:13:02
On the fourth day of christmas I posted this for free

Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Sir Penguin
16-12-2003, 11:15:00
On the fifth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

King_Ghidra
16-12-2003, 11:19:48
On the sixth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

LoD
16-12-2003, 11:20:44
On the seventh day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

zmama
16-12-2003, 11:30:05
On the eightth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Eight beery smilies :beer:
Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 12:13:40
On the ninth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Nine AE's taunting
Eight beery smilies :beer:
Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Noisy
16-12-2003, 12:22:22
On the tenth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Ten grammar corrections
Nine AE's taunting
Eight beery smilies :beer:
Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Beta1
16-12-2003, 12:57:41
On the eleventh day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Eleven Polytubbies bitching
Ten grammar corrections
Nine AE's taunting
Eight beery smilies :beer:
Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:26:45
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I posted this for free

Twelve violent death threats
Eleven Polytubbies bitching
Ten grammar corrections
Nine AE's taunting
Eight beery smilies :beer:
Seven brown cards
Six broken image links
Fiiiiiiivvvvveeeee Coooopppppyyyyyyccccccaaaaaattttttts
Four posters posting,
Three own goals,
Two leaving forevers,
And another sinking thread by me.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:28:43
Brilliant. Good work everyone.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:30:16
And it was completed with no spam or threadjacks. What the hell is wrong with us?

Noisy
16-12-2003, 14:30:41
Absolutely brilliant! :beer:

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:30:47
I'm so proud. :cry:

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:31:44
It makes me weep for the future of CG.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:32:54
There, I edited it to remove my unprofessional use of numbers.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:33:06
I like the fact that everyone even included the :beer: smiley.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:33:58
Yet no brown card smiley. Which is ironically the most overused of all smileys.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:35:38
That's not ironic. :confused:

zmama
16-12-2003, 14:36:00
:beer: is much more important

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:36:44
I'm one of those people that likes to use irony even when there is none.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:37:06
Which, if you think about it, is kind of ironic.

MOBIUS
16-12-2003, 14:37:09
:beer:

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:37:51
Originally posted by Venom
Which, if you think about it, is kind of ironic.


Er... nope. :lol:

MOBIUS
16-12-2003, 14:38:57
Irony? That's a metal like Tinny, right?:clueless:

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:39:09
That laughter is so ironic.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:40:11
When you say something genuinely ironic by accident whilst trying to make a joke of not knowing what irony is...

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:41:54
A coincidence. But I get the feeling that you're not understanding my joking here.

Funko turning into a MoSe/Noisy combination creature is soooo ironic.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:43:20
Originally posted by Venom
A coincidence. But I get the feeling that you're not understanding my joking here.

I am, I think... aren't I?

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:44:46
Maybe you are but you're ruining it instead of encouraging it.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:46:06
I thought those 2 posts at 14:36 and 14:37 were instances of absolute comedic gold. But I guess not. :cry:

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:46:49
And you are complaining about someone ruining stuff? Now we get to the irony.

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:47:43
:cry:

Beta1
16-12-2003, 14:49:28
Excellent thread.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:50:35
Originally posted by Venom
I thought those 2 posts at 14:36 and 14:37 were instances of absolute comedic gold. But I guess not. :cry: :D

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:51:07
You can go to hell.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:57:13
Is this a good time to "Whatever" you?

Venom
16-12-2003, 14:58:12
Is there a bad time for that?

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 14:59:02
Whatever.

Venom
16-12-2003, 15:00:00
Man, that sure was ironic.

King_Ghidra
16-12-2003, 15:00:24
I'd like to see Venom's the twelve threats of christmas

Venom
16-12-2003, 15:01:22
Oh you would, would you?

King_Ghidra
16-12-2003, 15:26:31
yes, so get working on them

OldWarrior_42
16-12-2003, 15:51:14
On the tenth day of chris..... shit. Late again.

Bastards.

qcubed
16-12-2003, 17:04:48
that's totally the shiznit.

Lefty Scaevola
16-12-2003, 17:20:14
Originally posted by Venom
What the hell is wrong with us? If you have a broadband connection and and twenty gigabytes free on your hard disk, I can tell you.

Venom
16-12-2003, 17:54:52
Ok. Go ahead.

King_Ghidra
16-12-2003, 18:20:22
anyone with a broadband connection and twenty gig free on their HD should be downloading more porn

Gramercy Riffs
16-12-2003, 18:23:33
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
anyone with a broadband connection and twenty gig free on their HD should be downloading more porn

I'm trying my hardest (no pun intended)

Venom
16-12-2003, 18:24:49
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
anyone with a broadband connection and twenty gig free on their HD should be downloading more porn

Brought my old machine out of the closet and now use it as my porn file server.

King_Ghidra@home
16-12-2003, 18:32:05
i knew i could rely on you two

oh gramercy btw, now that i've resurrected my old home pc i can burn you some nice pr0n for your box (no pun intended)

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 18:35:00
Originally posted by Venom
Brought my old machine out of the closet and now use it as my porn file server.

So it's for gay porn?

King_Ghidra@home
16-12-2003, 18:37:14
is there any other kind?

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 18:38:00
Animals, toys and anime.

Gramercy Riffs
16-12-2003, 18:38:16
Originally posted by King_Ghidra@home
i knew i could rely on you two

oh gramercy btw, now that i've resurrected my old home pc i can burn you some nice pr0n for your box (no pun intended)

Excellent. Thank you, I'm deeply touched (pun fully intended).

Gramercy Riffs
16-12-2003, 18:39:24
Toy porn?!

Is that like with two Star Wars figures and stuff?

Venom
16-12-2003, 18:39:46
For porn I do what I can. Althought I need a bigger CD case to store my backup CDs of porn.

Funkodrom
16-12-2003, 18:47:58
Originally posted by Gramercy Riffs
Toy porn?!

Is that like with two Star Wars figures and stuff?

Normally it's Action Man and Barbie.

Venom
16-12-2003, 18:51:34
Barbie gets around. Ken pimps her like a champ.

Funko
29-11-2011, 17:04:38
BUMP!

mr_B
29-11-2011, 17:12:05
hello past

mr_B
29-11-2011, 17:32:51
On the first day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Another friend of Lurker by me

Funko
30-11-2011, 08:35:24
On the first day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

MOBIUS
30-11-2011, 10:58:05
On the third day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

Funko
30-11-2011, 11:22:54
On the fourth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

MDA
30-11-2011, 12:05:28
Five Threaaad-killllls.

MOBIUS
30-11-2011, 12:15:58
On the sixth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

Lurker
30-11-2011, 15:36:55
On the seventh day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

Funko
30-11-2011, 16:02:13
On the eighth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Eight Oriole Losses
Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

mr_B
30-11-2011, 16:55:04
On the ninth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

nine dooooooo di doooooooooooooos
Eight Oriole Losses
Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

MDA
30-11-2011, 17:55:00
On the tenth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Ten Poly downs
nine dooooooo di doooooooooooooos
Eight Oriole Losses
Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

mr_B
30-11-2011, 19:28:57
On the eleventh day of Christmas I posted this for free;

11 big beers for a celebrating gnome from Dutchland
Ten Poly downs
nine dooooooo di doooooooooooooos
Eight Oriole Losses
Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

Funko
01-12-2011, 09:13:38
On the twelfth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Twelve Films a rated
11 big beers for a celebrating gnome from Dutchland
Ten Poly downs
nine dooooooo di doooooooooooooos
Eight Oriole Losses
Seven Greeks a-raging
Six Gasmaskes a-laying
Five Threaaad-killllls
Four spamming bots
Three own goals
Two gay-ay twats
And another friend of Lurker by me

MOBIUS
16-12-2013, 14:11:10
On the first day of Christmas I posted this for free;

A tenth anniversary bump by me

Funko
16-12-2013, 14:13:50
On the second day of Christmas I posted this for free;

two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

C.G.B. Spender
16-12-2013, 16:04:58
It's a bit like "counting", but not pure and sweet

zmama
16-12-2013, 16:09:26
Fa la la la la!

Funko
16-12-2013, 17:37:48
It's a bit like "counting", some asshole always has to come and post a comment to break the flow instead of joining in or ignoring it. :bash:

Mr. Bas
16-12-2013, 18:30:40
I'm sorry for your loss. :violin:

Mr. Bas
16-12-2013, 18:35:11
On the third day of Christmas I posted this for free;

three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

C.G.B. Spender
17-12-2013, 10:07:55
Yeah, that's annoying, Funko!

Immoral Wombat
17-12-2013, 11:03:39
On the fourth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

four cute and sexy AEs
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

MOBIUS
17-12-2013, 13:28:33
On the fifth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

Funko
17-12-2013, 13:40:43
On the sixth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

six German threadjacks
five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

C.G.B. Spender
17-12-2013, 14:31:03
I am the ghost of christmas past

Venom
17-12-2013, 14:37:04
On the seventh day of Christmas I posted this for free;

seven gays a gaylording
six German threadjacks
five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

zmama
17-12-2013, 14:48:06
On the eighth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Eight OWN GOALS!
seven gays a gaylording
six German threadjacks
five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

MOBIUS
18-12-2013, 15:59:25
On the ninth day of Christmas I posted this for free;

Nine Beasts A-Ceeing,
Eight OWN GOALS!
seven gays a gaylording,
six German threadjacks
five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me
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zmama
19-12-2013, 14:49:50
On the tenth day of Christmas I posted this for free

Ten gay twats dancing
Nine Beasts A-Ceeing,
Eight OWN GOALS!
seven gays a gaylording,
six German threadjacks
five brown caaaaaaaaaards,
four cute and sexy AEs,
three twats ignoring the rules of this stupid thread that I still am posting a line in because I'm sufficiently bored,
two boring threads,
and a tenth anniversary bump by me

mr_B
20-12-2013, 08:55:03
rreally??

jsorense
24-12-2013, 06:39:04
Eleven total posters.

Funko
02-01-2014, 09:08:13
12 posters sleeping