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protein
11-12-2003, 14:10:03
I think I have been here long enough to take the deathly challenges for the entry to the secret golden forum. I hereby officially pledge my soul to the Counterglow god.

Let the tests begin.

Sir Penguin
11-12-2003, 20:38:45
OK, just stand over in queue B2 to get your application forms, fill them out in the lobby (free water!), and give them to the clerk at the end of queue 2B. Then your initiation can begin.

SP

Drekkus
11-12-2003, 21:18:19
The first trial being that the clerk at 2b will tell you you're in the wrong queue. You'll need to get back in line in queue 23c.

protein
11-12-2003, 21:20:34
I was hoping it would be more exciting than that.

No trial by dragon?

Sir Penguin
11-12-2003, 21:23:19
Do you want to get in, or not?

SP

Spartak
11-12-2003, 22:23:49
Do you still have the initiation forms?

Sir Penguin
12-12-2003, 00:47:16
No, but the clerk for queue B2 should be able to print off a copy. Unless her printer is broken again.

SP

Nav
12-12-2003, 12:30:38
In which case you need to get past the dragon in the storage cupboard to get the spare parts needed to fix it.

Funkodrom
12-12-2003, 14:13:30
Now, once you fill the forms in, take your new pink avatar from the shelf behind the clerk. What size XXXXXL or Girls skinny fit?

protein
12-12-2003, 14:55:49
Pink?

Goddammuthafuckin' shit.

Spartak
15-12-2003, 19:36:54
Its the law.

Rodgers
18-12-2003, 13:34:55
you hear about what happened to the guy who fought the law?

Funkodrom
18-12-2003, 15:08:06
I heard that he fought the law but... the law won.

Rodgers
18-12-2003, 16:16:59
correctomundo!

Lefty Scaevola
31-12-2003, 19:41:06
The only hidden forums here seem to be the forum (under site issues) Archive, and the sub forum to that, counterpoint archive, neither of which appear to have any content.

Darkstar
31-12-2003, 22:06:20
Shows what you (don't) know!

Spartak
01-01-2004, 21:28:27
Exactly :D

Funkodrom
02-01-2004, 00:38:20
Lefty hasn't even undergone the trial by ajli yet has he?

Venom
03-01-2004, 08:04:42
I farted,

KH of the North
10-01-2004, 11:03:27
Actually, this forum seems like a secret forum to me. :)

So honestly, is there a secret forum?

:shoot:

johngalt
13-01-2004, 02:43:16
It's only a secret if I don't tell you.

Cause if I tell you, then it ain't a secret no more.

Get it?

Spartak
13-01-2004, 18:14:18
Originally posted by KH of the North
Actually, this forum seems like a secret forum to me. :)

So honestly, is there a secret forum?

:shoot: of course there.

protein
13-01-2004, 18:37:34
You have to begin the trials to find the answer.

To enter the trials go to the front page of Counterglow and click on the logo four times.

Chris
13-01-2004, 18:42:39
I have hidden the hidden forum.

Spartak
14-01-2004, 11:52:49
On FFZ maybe but not here. I just posted a thread there.

Nav
14-01-2004, 16:16:07
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a secret forum.

MDA
16-01-2004, 00:29:44
We don't have any nuclear missiles in Cuba!

Here are the pictures.

Those aren't missiles!

Yes, they are.

Well, then that's not Cuba!

Yes, it is.

We will fucking bury your capitalist asses!

Lefty Scaevola
16-01-2004, 02:28:27
I was not here.
I did not post this.

johngalt
16-01-2004, 02:37:43
Was with ^

Spartak
17-01-2004, 21:49:47
Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
I was not here.
I did not post this. Good.

KrazyHorse@home
18-01-2004, 22:07:11
Originally posted by protein
You have to begin the trials to find the answer.

To enter the trials go to the front page of Counterglow and click on the logo four times.

Counterglow has a front page?

Spartak
20-01-2004, 20:49:45
:lol:

Shhhss; Don't tell them about the back door to the secret forum.

Sir Penguin
20-01-2004, 21:09:24
CG has so many back doors, I don't think we need to worry about him finding one.

SP

Spartak
21-01-2004, 20:47:41
We just hope it doesn't hit his arse on the way out.

TV4Fun
31-01-2004, 07:36:36
I wanna be on the secret forum!

TV4Fun
31-01-2004, 07:37:43
Originally posted by protein
You have to begin the trials to find the answer.

To enter the trials go to the front page of Counterglow and click on the logo four times. WHich logo? The one I tried didn't work.

Spartak
31-01-2004, 09:38:05
In that case you didn't do it properly.

Nav
31-01-2004, 14:37:09
each mouse click must have a pressure of 1000/lb a square inch. (Equivelent to jumping from a first floor window and using the force of impact to click the button). The four clicks must be completed in under a minute.

Sir Penguin
31-01-2004, 19:28:11
Oh, and you have to be over 21.

SP

Sir Penguin
31-01-2004, 19:28:34
But don't read that until you've tried the jumping out of the window thing.

SP

TV4Fun
01-02-2004, 03:37:00
I jumped out of the window four times in a minute and it still didn't do anything. I could get an ID that said I was over 21.

Sir Penguin
01-02-2004, 03:51:26
Doesn't matter. It knows.

SP

TV4Fun
02-02-2004, 00:13:44
What if I changed my date of birth in my profile?

Spartak
04-02-2004, 00:35:49
what about you changed your sig? Its probably too large to access the secret forum?

TV4Fun
04-02-2004, 05:36:07
Small hole?

Spartak
04-02-2004, 07:35:32
The ways of the management are not for mere mortals to decipher.

alsieboo
18-02-2004, 01:03:00
i want to piss on your parade

































but i haven't had enough to drink

TV4Fun
18-02-2004, 02:32:25
Is my sig any better now?