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Spec
05-12-2003, 19:17:36
Relief after taking a shit, demonstrated buy Jon Miller.

Before:



http://apolyton.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=2506133



After


http://apolyton.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=2507797

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:18:26
Wtf!?! What's up with the links?? We cant we see pics???!

grrrrr.....


Spec.

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:18:33
Links to the Bizarro world, yuck.

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Jon Miller

zmama
05-12-2003, 19:20:31
:rolleyes:

Polybabies...

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:24:01
Originally posted by zmama
:rolleyes:

Polybabies...

How about you fuck off dude.

Are you jealous or something?

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:24:18
He's so proud of himself now. He's found a world where he can show off how cool and tough he is with his cussing and general malaise.

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:25:16
Yet his gender meter is off.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:25:42
What? You guys have issues.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:25:53
Originally posted by Spec
How about you fuck off dude.

Are you jealous or something?

Spec.

You watch your fucking mouth bitch if you know what's good for you. Get your bitch ass back to poly or shut the fuck up.

I'll find you and skull fuck you death you worthless cock sucking piece of shit. Then I'll skull fuck your mother and cut your father's throat.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:27:50
Oh! Dude!! Please doo!!! I am so scared I cant even breath....

I'd kick your lousy punk ass with both my hands tide behind my back.

Bring it on bitch.

Spec.

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:28:05
You shouldn't hold back, it's not good for you.

Spartak
05-12-2003, 19:31:26
Anyway its a lousy pink punk ass

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:32:23
Originally posted by Spec
Oh! Dude!! Please doo!!! I am so scared I cant even breath....

I'd kick your lousy punk ass with both my hands tide behind my back.

Bring it on bitch.

Spec.

Come on bitch. You don't even know what you're fucking with. You'll be dead before you even know I'm there. And seriously, you better watch what the fuck you say and and who you say it to. You little 12 year old mama's boy. ooh look I can curse and act like I'm tough. Your act is so damn tired.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:33:31
I dont give a shit what color his lousy ass is. I ain't scared of his punk ass attitude. You got my location kid, grab a plane ticket and come show me what you got pansy gay ass motherfucking asshole. I cant wait.

Spec.

zmama
05-12-2003, 19:33:32
HARR HARR HARR :gasmaske:

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:34:47
Guess what bitch, I'm 26. How about that, and I'Ve kicked so many asses in my life I cant even count them all. One more would be a pleasure.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:37:16
Like I said, bitch. You'd be dead before you even knew what was going on. I've got all kinds of weapons for little pussies like you. And your age don't matter, you're still a little faggot ass mama's boy trying to act like a man.

Japher
05-12-2003, 19:39:05
Don't get all worked up Spec, it's their traditional warm greeting given to anyone who comes from 'poly. And their, irresistable desire to spam.

Venom: skull fuck is one of my favs

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:40:36
Weapons.....what a lousy pussy. Why dont you fight like a man. How old are you? Like 14? You try to prove somethings to some people? Got low self esteem? Or maybe not so many friends...I can understand that you'd be a reject acting the way you do.

I bet you are still a virgin on the verge of becoming a sociopath due to lack of love.

Spec.

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:40:43
No, the guy started cussing at someone for nothing, it's not about "greeting" people, it's about not insulting folks you don't know and insulting them for no reason.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:42:02
Originally posted by Japher
Don't get all worked up Spec, it's their traditional warm greeting given to anyone who comes from 'poly. And their, irresistable desire to spam.



Yea well, I hate people that bitch at someone without even knowing him. I didt do shit to him and he's all up in my face.

What an asshole.

Spec.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:42:37
Originally posted by Chris
No, the guy started cussing at someone for nothing, it's not about "greeting" people, it's about not insulting folks you don't know and insulting them for no reason.

I got insulted first dude.


Spec.

Japher
05-12-2003, 19:43:28
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys... ;)

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:43:56
She was just kidding, people do that here, it didn't warrent such an over the top response.

Just relax, people here are fun, give it a chance.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:44:09
Not only did I get insulted first but 3 times in 3 different threads by the same person. I got ticked off and told him to fuck off. Natural reaction.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:44:13
Originally posted by Spec
Yea well, I hate people that bitch at someone without even knowing him. I didt do shit to him and he's all up in my face.

What an asshole.

Spec.

The problem is newbie fucktard, you don't know how anything works here. You started the shit by being an asshole. If you weren't such a stupid dick biter you'd acclimate yourself someplace before trying to show off. Bitch. You've got no idea what goes on here.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:45:59
Ok then, I'm sorry I told her to fuck off, I over reacted and didn't knew she was "kidding".

Sorry.

Oh and Venon, for the record, trust me, hand to hand, I'd kick your ass anyday. :D Seriously.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:46:45
Please bitch. Only idiots fight fair. If I wanted you dead, I could easily make it happen.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:48:15
Originally posted by Venom
The problem is newbie fucktard, you don't know how anything works here. You started the shit by being an asshole. If you weren't such a stupid dick biter you'd acclimate yourself someplace before trying to show off. Bitch. You've got no idea what goes on here.

Ok then, please explain what I did to show off. What? I started a thread about Jon Miller, which I already known for 3 years on Poly? Or is it my amazement at the fact that DLs and curse words are allowed? Or maybe is it the thread that someone started asking who I was? Please, tell me how I'm such an asshole.


Spec.

Chris
05-12-2003, 19:48:27
Don't let it bother you, believe me, it isn't worth getting upset about.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:51:24
Well it does. I want that Venon ''Weapon Man'' opinion on the subject.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:52:09
Your entire act today was a damn showoff event. Oooh look at what I can post, ooh look at my spam, oooh look I can tie my own shoe. No one's impressed. And no one's insulted you. The fault lies with yourself, not anyone else.

Spec
05-12-2003, 19:53:45
Omg, you attention whore! Did I take up your space? It bothers you that I already know people here? You got issues man. Period.

Spec.

Venom
05-12-2003, 19:58:45
You're so far past deluded idiot, you could only have come from Poly.

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:00:42
:lol:

Rodgers
05-12-2003, 20:01:12
Ooohhh, this thread is so AMERICAN MALE :love:

Venom
05-12-2003, 20:02:07
You're wanking again, aren't you?

Spartak
05-12-2003, 20:03:39
:bash:

Spartak
05-12-2003, 20:04:18
Fuckinhg X-post but it still works... or it would if the smilie was called :wack:

Rodgers
05-12-2003, 20:07:26
Originally posted by Venom
You're wanking again, aren't you?


Can you chant U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A while punching the air, that might send me over the edge...


:bounce: :bounce:

Caligastia
05-12-2003, 20:16:35
This has to be the thread of the day.:coolgrin:

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:18:56
Tell me about it Cali, I never been here, get insulted 3 times on 3 different threads, try to defend myself because I didn't take as o joke, then some guy that doesn't know me stands up for znama (or whatever) and now wants to kill me.....

Wow, I never thought that telling someone to fuck off would have such an effect on people. :D

Spec.

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:21:22
Originally posted by Venom
You're so far past deluded idiot, you could only have come from Poly.

Of what I can see now, at least half of the members here must be deluted idiots.

:D


Spec.

Rodgers
05-12-2003, 20:26:07
Originally posted by Spec
Wow, I never thought that telling someone to fuck off would have such an effect on people. :D

Spec.


Imagine?! :rolleyes:

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:27:08
Originally posted by Spec

Wow, I never thought that telling someone to fuck off would have such an effect on people. :D

Spec.

After being insulted that is.

Spec.

Caligastia
05-12-2003, 20:30:51
Originally posted by Spec
Tell me about it Cali, I never been here, get insulted 3 times on 3 different threads, try to defend myself because I didn't take as o joke, then some guy that doesn't know me stands up for znama (or whatever) and now wants to kill me.....

Wow, I never thought that telling someone to fuck off would have such an effect on people. :D

Spec.

Just take it easy. A lot of insults get thrown around, but they're mostly in fun. The reason you got singled out is because you're making a bit of a scene.

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:33:11
Originally posted by Caligastia
Just take it easy. A lot of insults get thrown around, but they're mostly in fun. The reason you got singled out is because you're making a bit of a scene.


I am? Well if you say so.

Sorry for taking so much space guys.

Spec.:beer:

Caligastia
05-12-2003, 20:42:49
No worries...just relax.

Japher
05-12-2003, 20:44:18
Well, at least this took the attention away from Jon Miller:D

Lurker
05-12-2003, 20:48:46
Wow, Venom must be in love. He's so cute that way.

Funko's gonna have a jealous hissy fit, though.

Spec
05-12-2003, 20:50:24
Originally posted by Japher
Well, at least this took the attention away from Jon Miller:D

T'was my plan all along. :smoke:



SPec.

Vincent
05-12-2003, 21:09:13
:hmm:
From what place do all these weirdos come from lately? The Poly sewers? Is it time for big balling again?

Sean
05-12-2003, 21:10:20
It was all Google’s fault. Isn’t he Canadian as well?

Spec
05-12-2003, 21:20:51
Originally posted by Vincent
:hmm:
From what place do all these weirdos come from lately? The Poly sewers? Is it time for big balling again?


So I've been told you're Knight rider. How's the shag? :D

Spec.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-12-2003, 21:33:17
You need a pink avatar.

I so Love Myself
05-12-2003, 21:35:24
Then everyone can love him, like they do ME. :love:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-12-2003, 21:35:44
Oh yaaay!

Venom
05-12-2003, 23:31:50
Originally posted by Vincent
:hmm:
From what place do all these weirdos come from lately? The Poly sewers? Is it time for big balling again?

Is that a gangsta phrase? From the German?

Sir Penguin
06-12-2003, 02:52:27
Now you all know what English Canada has to deal with ALL THE TIME.

SP

Venom
06-12-2003, 04:33:13
Yeah. You guys should bomb the shit out of them or something.

MoSe
09-12-2003, 12:04:40
Originally posted by Spec
... and now wants to kill me.....

Being on Venom's Kill List is a great honor.

Drekkus
09-12-2003, 12:29:49
:lol: :lol: How come I missed this thread? Hilarious! Almost better than maroule's entrance.

DaShi
09-12-2003, 12:32:25
:lol: Very funny. I'm still not sure if they're joking or not.

Funkodrom
09-12-2003, 12:40:08
:lol: I totally missed it too.

Drekkus
09-12-2003, 12:51:02
Lesson one for newbies, don't insult Zmama. :D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-12-2003, 13:07:10
Who's that zmama dude? :lol:

Drekkus
09-12-2003, 13:10:14
Jealous of poly, apparantly. :p

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-03-2005, 16:21:08
Well bugger me. He has been here since 2003.

miester gandertak
25-03-2005, 17:25:34
huh

MattHiggs
25-03-2005, 18:06:39
He'd kick your ass Venom! You soft piece of fat shit! There isn't a weapon you could fire without heavy modification and you're too fat and lazy for that!

Spec
25-03-2005, 19:11:53
Ahhhh memories.

The day I lost my patience and met the kind Venom.

jsorense
25-03-2005, 19:23:29
IIRC there was a mass migration of posters when the old Friaxis site imploded. Some posters went to Apolyton and some went to owo. Since that time there has been a kind of competiion between the two sites although many post in both places. Not so long ago Apoly crashed regularly and squads of Polytubies would run to owo, and now CG, to carry on their own special conversations.
CGers are a little smug in that we are pretty much self regulating without the need of moderators or sanctions such as PCR and banning . . . . mostly.
j

Chris
25-03-2005, 19:57:09
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Well bugger me. He has been here since 2003. Nothing gets by you laz.:rolleyes:

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-03-2005, 20:23:01
Who are you?

Spec
25-03-2005, 20:30:33
:lol:

Chris
25-03-2005, 20:40:49
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Who are you? Vincent.

fp
25-03-2005, 22:25:20
In the old days even the crap threads were good.

Darkstar
26-03-2005, 07:10:34
Originally posted by Venom
Yeah. You guys should bomb the shit out of them or something.

Oh, they are doing much, much worse. They are trying to sell Quebec to the US.

Some people think that they are our friends. ;)

Spec
26-03-2005, 17:25:58
I dont. In fact I hate America.


:D


Spec.

Koshko
26-03-2005, 18:09:20
Originally posted by fp
In the old days even the crap threads were good.

Now even the good threads are crap. :(

Greg W
27-03-2005, 00:41:11
Except the sinking thread.

Tizzy
28-03-2005, 22:15:50
That's always been crap

Lurker
28-03-2005, 22:27:34
Bastards. I thought this seemed familiar.

Christoph
28-03-2005, 23:44:41
Whoa bump and a half!

If I was around 2 years ago, I would have had to have posted this image. Feh, i'll do it anyway.

http://img14.exs.cx/img14/7933/dorquemada6of.jpg

(The image it's self wasn't made then though :lol: )

protein
28-03-2005, 23:47:04
Which martial art should you claim to have mastered? :lol:

Christoph
28-03-2005, 23:57:40
Thats what I was thinking of when I read this thread :p