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Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 10:52:28
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100367

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 10:56:25
:lol: I think it's funny. SP will die laughing, or not because he probably knows the joke a few years already.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 10:57:28
Oh, I think it's hillarious. I even formatted the thread title in the fucking retarded third person way they seem to like.

But I know that me finding it funny is a sign of my retardedness.

maroule
30-10-2003, 10:58:50
I found it funny too...

Sir Penguin
30-10-2003, 11:04:25
Only because you want to give Funko a pearl necklace.

That is an extremely funny joke.

SP

maroule
30-10-2003, 11:06:27
well, it's good for the skin

Sir Penguin
30-10-2003, 11:07:22
I like the response. "ummm... try a jewellers???"

SP

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 11:14:00
That was from a girl as well.

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 11:16:04
Non geeks will fall for the trap. Non geeks with bad spelling at least.

MoSe
30-10-2003, 11:18:01
maybe they also read it as "greek jewellery", in homage to the site owner....

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 11:19:37
:lol:

Oh god, I hope this thread doesn't get closed soon.

DaShi
30-10-2003, 11:20:01
I'm sick so everything seems a bit funny to me, even that. Although I don't get it.

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 11:22:57
sheesh, JohnT didn't get the other 5 references to the pearl necklace joke.

Sir Penguin
30-10-2003, 11:24:16
While Googling this, I came upon this list of sigs: http://www.codepoet.org/~markw/sigs

I like

"No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!"
-- Sherlock Holmes
%
If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
%
Hofstadter's Law: Every project takes longer than you expect, even when you
take Hofstadter's Law into account.
%
"I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in
mind." - Alan Kay
%
"The good die first." "Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our
random dying patterns." --- MST3K
%
A bash poem: time for echo in canyon; do echo $echo $echo; done
%
"My network's got no nodes!","How does it smell?","(sniffs packets) Awful!"
%
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although
measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can
calculate that 85 million years ago, the moon was orbiting the earth at a
distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the
death of the dinosaurs...the tallest ones, anyway.
%
God is dead. - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead! - God
%
Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall

SP

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 11:24:16
I think we might have the answer from Verres!

Crocheted Rope Necklace
This crochet rope necklace is pliable and strong and feels good against the skin. This lariat style necklace can be tied many ways. The beads are czech crocheted on perl cotton. Finished length approximately 35 inches.

DaShi
30-10-2003, 11:29:24
I like the dinosaur one.

MoSe
30-10-2003, 11:39:52
out of pun....

"even-count peyote stitch"?
"arora borelis beads"?
"burgandy perl cotton"?

What does this Michelle smoke?

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:32:39
I'll go make everything all inappropriate now.

MoSe
30-10-2003, 13:34:42
A Cleveland Steamer?
Is that some ironing apparel?
Or an old locomotive?

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 13:38:05
Aaooowww, that is SICK.

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:40:32
Search the web for it MoSe.

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 13:43:39
I saw a few different descriptions, but they were all sick.

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:44:16
I told you I was going to make it inappropriate.

MoSe
30-10-2003, 13:48:21
Wise advice.
I see there is not exact consensus on the details.

But interestingly, a Canadian band is thus named too.

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:49:42
It'd be better if the band actually was from cleveland.

Noisy
30-10-2003, 13:53:27
Is there good from Cleveland?

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:54:34
I used to live in Cleveland.

Spartak
30-10-2003, 13:54:56
None then.

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:56:08
Once the lake caught on fire. Yes, you heard me. The lake was burning. It happens when there's a high concentration of flammable pollution in the area.

Noisy
30-10-2003, 13:59:22
It's lucky that edits show up now, so we can see where Venom went back to cover his tracks ...

and render my joke pointless.

Venom
30-10-2003, 13:59:56
Oh, some edits still don't show up.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 14:03:29
It's not closed? :lol:

MoSe
30-10-2003, 14:06:28
quick ones.

those who saw, Noisys, understand and silently remember

http://store.gilletterestequip.com/detail.asp?id=3397&category=541

MoSe
30-10-2003, 14:09:50
Lol, it didn't immediately spring to my mind that Cleveland NFL team are the

Cleveland BROWNS (http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/)

:brwncard:

Lurker
30-10-2003, 14:10:47
That thread was sad, very sad. But it's funny that Funko is so sad.

Venom
30-10-2003, 14:12:34
Originally posted by MoSe
Lol, it didn't immediately spring to my mind that Cleveland NFL team are the

Cleveland BROWNS (http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/)

:brwncard:

Interesting, isn't it?

MoSe
30-10-2003, 14:12:41
http://fenixfilms.com/steamer.htm

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 14:12:44
"We deliver anywhere" :lol:

MoSe
30-10-2003, 14:17:30
countertop and pressureless!
http://www.fivestarmktg.com/counterconvection.asp

JM^3
30-10-2003, 15:34:52
Originally posted by Drekkus
sheesh, JohnT didn't get the other 5 references to the pearl necklace joke.

I have seen him take 3 pages to get something before

and than claim to be the first to have gotten it (Tass's little thread)

Jon Miller

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 15:36:55
And I must say that winking smilie is the geekiest, gayest smilie in the world.

Chris
30-10-2003, 15:47:35
So many links.

Too lazy to check them.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 15:51:46
JohnT thinks she wants me. :beer: w00t!

MoSe
30-10-2003, 16:00:39
are you Lurker?

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 16:05:17
Christ, some people must have a stainless steel plate for their head not to see the sillyness in there.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:10:33
I keep having to leave the room to go to the toilet and laugh properly.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:12:26
"not that kind of pearl necklace"
"I want something hot inside me in the evenings"
It looks like she wants you indeed

:lol:

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 16:13:02
Yeah, the save your money comment really made my day.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:23:35
My favourite is Sloww's "TOUCHDOWN!" image after I said I wished she'd give me some signals.

Venom
30-10-2003, 16:24:21
I love Polytubbies when they're this thick headed and unaware of humor.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:26:49
I made the obvious 'gag' joke.

Venom
30-10-2003, 16:29:13
It's not obvious to any of them.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:30:10
I thought I'd blown my cover with the comment about the camel thing not being funny but oh no.

PH and MOBIUS (who know me best) got it straight away. :)

Venom
30-10-2003, 16:32:59
Wait, you mean they still haven't caught on even after I mocked them all for having no sense of humor?

MoSe
30-10-2003, 16:33:56
Originally posted by Drekkus
Christ, some people must have a stainless steel plate for their head not to see the sillyness in there.

IIRC in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre (can't recall which one) there was a character (I think a servant or something) who had a steel plate in his head indeed, and whose favorite rebuttal tantrum when oppressed by leatherface (or whoever) was indeed:
"lick my plate!"

(at least such was in italian: "Leccami la piastra!")
It became our group's favorite tantrum too, for a while

Chris
30-10-2003, 16:34:31
Well, it IS poly.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:35:03
Originally posted by Venom
Wait, you mean they still haven't caught on even after I mocked them all for having no sense of humor?

I don't know, I can't believe any of them haven't caught on but maybe...

MoSe
30-10-2003, 16:39:28
what euphamism should have hinted to???
phat?
euphallism?

????

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:45:09
I can't spell.

euphemism

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

"She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were conjuring the sweaty banana."

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:46:33
All right, that does it. This entire thread has been a joke, hasn't it?

JohnT, at last.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:47:00
:lol:

Venom
30-10-2003, 16:48:30
:lol: What an idiot.

Chris
30-10-2003, 16:51:15
Well, a big OG for him.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:53:11
Spiffor's still giving me advice. Oh god, I can't take anymore.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 16:55:54
I am actually starting to feel guilty.

Chris
30-10-2003, 16:58:01
Your just an abuser Mikey, and you love it!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 17:00:44
Originally posted by Funkodrom
JohnT, at last.

:lol:

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:09:43
I didn't start that thread to wind people up, I just thought that it'd be a bad pun that'd get closed as spam. Can't really believe how well it worked.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 17:10:28
"What about coming progressively closer to her when you both cook? Or when you both wash the dishes?"

:lol:

Next day you can say "We both cooked, and boy did she wash my dish".

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:13:04
The only way to carry it on would be to keep dropping more stuff she alledgedly said to me and then still say "she didn't seem interested so I went home."

I don't think I can take any more though.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 17:13:40
Be strong, Mike! You can do it! :lol:

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:15:30
If someone bumps it tomorrow and asks what happened I might not be able to resist.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:21:48
That's my second favourite ever thread after Bossman's "Penis Enlargement" thread.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 17:24:14
"What about coming progressively closer to her when you both cook?"

"I tried that, but she only said she could need some filling, so I went looking in the fridge..."

Venom
30-10-2003, 17:24:32
No love for my ambulance thread I see. Not smutty enough for your liking I suppose.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:25:10
Of mine anyway.

I don't remember your ambulance thread. :o

Venom
30-10-2003, 17:29:39
God damn you then, asshitler.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:30:34
What happened in it? I'm sure it'll come back to me.

Venom
30-10-2003, 17:31:30
It was the greatest parody thread ever created. The World's Greatest Ambulance.

Funkodrom
30-10-2003, 17:33:40
Nope.

:nervous:

What forum?

Venom
30-10-2003, 17:34:14
Poly you goddamn wanker. Search for it. I actually put effort into. Too much effort at that.

Chris
30-10-2003, 17:41:36
I remember it, it was a parody of "greatest tank ever."

Ming locked the thread though.

Vincent
30-10-2003, 17:50:09
Really? Even I hate them!

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 17:51:45
The ambulance thread was indeed a masterpiece.

Vincent
30-10-2003, 17:52:28
When I first came to poly that was the hottest thread. "What's the best MBT". That was 4 years ago, time flies. And Poly also flies

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 18:03:17
Time's fun when you're having flies.

Vincent
30-10-2003, 18:05:37
Shit is attracting flies

Venom
30-10-2003, 18:09:13
Originally posted by Drekkus
The ambulance thread was indeed a masterpiece.

Praise from you. I'm sure that's damming.

Chris
30-10-2003, 18:16:51
Yes...yes it is.

Lurker
30-10-2003, 18:20:34
Praise from Drekkus. You'll have to bathe in vinegar just to get the stench off.

Spartak
30-10-2003, 19:05:05
:lol:

Venom
30-10-2003, 19:25:34
Bathe?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 19:26:22
Ye ol Bathe!

Venom
30-10-2003, 19:29:14
Can I take a Mexican Bath and just spritz some cologne and deoderant in strategic areas?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-10-2003, 19:32:36
spritz? :gasmaske:

MDA
30-10-2003, 19:34:22
Originally posted by Venom
Once the lake caught on fire. Yes, you heard me. The lake was burning. It happens when there's a high concentration of flammable pollution in the area.

Is that the origin of the Great Lakes Brewery- Burning River beer from Cleveland?

Venom
30-10-2003, 19:36:58
Probably so.

Lurker
30-10-2003, 19:39:07
I remember when the Ohio river caught on fire.

MDA
30-10-2003, 19:39:39
http://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/Brews/burning.cfm

google has the answer...

BRAND NAME
Named after the infamous 1969 combustion of the Cuyahoga River that built as much character in the city as there is in this beer.

Venom
30-10-2003, 19:44:42
Seems like a lot of Ohio water is flammable.

JM^3
30-10-2003, 21:54:52
Originally posted by Funkodrom
JohnT, at last.

probably someone pmed him

(That is what it took once before)

JM

Immortal Wombat
30-10-2003, 22:59:44
Still open. Best POT thread in ages.

Drekkus
30-10-2003, 23:05:56
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
spritz? :gasmaske: :lol:

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 00:46:07
Does someone have a link to the poly thread everyone is taling about?

Sir Penguin
31-10-2003, 00:50:14
Yes.

SP

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 00:59:57
Would someone please post the link here?

Venom
31-10-2003, 01:57:23
You'll have to ask really, really nicely.

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 02:01:02
Don't make me sick the bearded lady on you.... :p

Venom
31-10-2003, 02:27:04
Right now...no one can help you.

MOBIUS
31-10-2003, 02:31:59
Originally posted by Venom
Right now...no one can help you.

JohnT can help him!:D

Ooh, I so really want to post a link to this thread on the Poly thread!

Can I, can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!:bounce:

Venom
31-10-2003, 02:40:40
Him and JohnT can talk, but there will be no help.

Do what you want to do, but I don't think anyone will appreciate a Poly invasion.

The Mad Monk
31-10-2003, 05:59:00
Originally posted by Funkodrom
If someone bumps it tomorrow and asks what happened I might not be able to resist.

Originally posted by Spiffor
So, what is the result now ?

...

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 09:04:03
:lol:

The Mad Monk
31-10-2003, 09:14:36
Spiffor has a good heart. I feel guilty just reading this.


...but not too guilty. :)

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 09:19:23
I'm a bad person.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-10-2003, 09:26:57
Pad Poy, Pad!

notyoueither
31-10-2003, 09:38:52
In a twisted, car wreck sort of way, I am waiting for Spiffor to return to the scene of the crime.

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 09:43:43
I never saw the appeal of AEing before. Now I understand.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-10-2003, 09:51:40
If it wasn't poly, I'd say Spiff is hitting you with your own weapons. :D

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 09:53:34
Maybe the saddest thing is that they actually think that I'm like that so the joke's really on me.

:nervous:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-10-2003, 09:58:35
They adopted you as a polytubbie. Cuuuuute.

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 10:12:27
JohnT still thinks it must be a joke.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-10-2003, 10:22:24
Having pondered the pros and cons.

Drekkus
31-10-2003, 10:23:24
" She had some bananas (made me think of Apolyton! :lol: ) "


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 10:34:23
That was my favourite line.

fp
31-10-2003, 11:13:06
When can we expect your poly AE then Funko?

MoSe
31-10-2003, 11:56:24
"she said she was ready for bed so I took the hint and left."

Oh my.
How can you be so calm and cruel at the same time.

But maybe it's not subtle enough to be called genius.

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 12:10:07
:D

The whole point is that it's not subtle though.

King_Ghidra
31-10-2003, 12:10:55
hoodwinking some idiots who don't know the meaning of the word innuendo doesn't even come close to genius

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 12:14:28
That's why it makes me feel slightly guilty. It's too easy! I wasn't trying to hoodwink them just make crap puns.

zmama
31-10-2003, 12:16:30
:D

Venom
31-10-2003, 13:17:06
That just means they deserver it.

maroule
31-10-2003, 13:35:51
Originally posted by Funkodrom
That's why it makes me feel slightly guilty. It's too easy! I wasn't trying to hoodwink them just make crap puns.

when you win without peril, you triumph with glory
Corneille

Venom
31-10-2003, 13:38:27
That has to be some gay frenchman saying.

maroule
31-10-2003, 13:55:49
OG
(from Corneille)

Venom
31-10-2003, 14:54:04
Even if you didn't put the name there, I'd still say the same thing. And it explains a lot about the French psyche.

MoSe
31-10-2003, 14:56:55
Originally posted by maroule
with glory

?????

maroule
31-10-2003, 14:59:29
without
:bash:
one point for MoSe, un point pour MoSe, ein puntz fir MoSe, uno punto para MoSe, and now for the Swedish song

Venom
31-10-2003, 15:01:29
Ahhhh, that makes A LOT more sense.

Venom
31-10-2003, 15:02:19
Because the way you had it was basically an encouragement to steal candy from babies.

MoSe
31-10-2003, 15:08:23
Originally posted by maroule
one point for MoSe,

aahhh..... but was it a perilous point??? any glory for me?

Spartak
31-10-2003, 15:47:00
For me the joke revolves around all the earnest advice Mike keeps getting, even though they clearly can't have any personal experience to draw from.:cute:

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 16:20:06
I don't know if you remember but I told them that the girl found the description of the help from Apolyton funny....

Spiffor sez:

When a girl laughs for no reason, it means she's interested in you. Believe the experience of an unfunny guy

Venom
31-10-2003, 16:27:04
That is a classic line.

maroule
31-10-2003, 16:27:57
astounding knowledge of the feminine psyche
this guy must be a 41 years old virgin

Venom
31-10-2003, 16:30:00
Apparently he's been mocked so much he just tunes out all mocking laughter.

Funkodrom
31-10-2003, 16:30:28
Originally posted by maroule
astounding knowledge of the feminine psyche
this guy must be a 41 years old virgin

He's just French. ;)

KrazyHorse
31-10-2003, 16:32:46
Originally posted by JM^3
probably someone pmed him

(That is what it took once before)

JM

Is he thick as a brick, or is that just an act?

Spartak
31-10-2003, 16:33:11
I'd rather the advice of an unfunny man rather than the thoughts of the quiet man.

Noisy
31-10-2003, 16:37:30
Hmmmm.

Venom
31-10-2003, 16:41:28
That's some deep shit, Spartak. Probably entirely stupid and wrong, but still...deep.

Chris
31-10-2003, 16:45:44
Damn.

I'm too lazy to go back a page and read it.

Spartak
31-10-2003, 16:46:01
Venom,

I have a feeling the reference to the quiet man passed right over your porky little head didn't it?

Spartak
31-10-2003, 16:48:10
It really wasn't that profound Chris.

Chris
31-10-2003, 16:49:54
Now you tell, after I went back and looked.

Spartak
31-10-2003, 16:51:23
Yeah. Like you couldn't have worked that out yourself anyway.

Venom
31-10-2003, 17:16:43
Was my sarcasm not evident in that post?

fp
31-10-2003, 17:20:51
;);););););););););)

Chairman Yang
31-10-2003, 17:37:06
someone should really link to this thread over there. :lol:

Spartak
31-10-2003, 17:57:48
maybe not.

Venom

Are you saying that it was shallow but also clever and correct?

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 18:09:12
Ahh, it was on page one. I never bother to read anything but the first page when I'm at counterglow. Maybe I should start reading threads in their entirety?

Venom
31-10-2003, 18:18:20
Moron.

Spartak: As usual, my words are open to interpretation.

King_Ghidra@home
31-10-2003, 18:29:47
Here's my interpretation: You're a closet homosexual

BigGameHunter
31-10-2003, 18:36:57
And you're looking for the key...

King_Ghidra@home
31-10-2003, 18:40:44
i knew you wouldn't be able to hold your tongue

what are you, my heterosexuality monitor?

BigGameHunter
31-10-2003, 18:43:20
That'd be easy money.

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 19:16:50
Originally posted by Chairman Yang
someone should really link to this thread over there. :lol:

HEY! I told you I was to lazy to look back to page one. If Chris can be to lazy to look back one page then I can be to lazy to look back three. :bash: :shoot: :bouncmsk:


(I admite to being a fuck-tard in this one specific case.)

Scabrous Birdseed
31-10-2003, 20:44:20
I can't believe poster after poster after poster jumps in and takes you seriously. By UR I was MALOFROY.

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 21:00:04
I think it has to do with not being able to see a persons face or hear the tone of their voice. Thus slow witted people have a harder time picking up on sarcasm.

Sean
31-10-2003, 21:02:00
Well it can be tricky, but not in this case. As he said himself, Funkodrom is hardly being subtle.

Oerdin
31-10-2003, 21:25:59
True, true.

Immortal Wombat
31-10-2003, 23:12:00
Just when the joke teeters on the edge of subtlety, Mobius comes along and puts up a big "We're Ripping the Piss" banner.

MOBIUS
31-10-2003, 23:28:00
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Just when the joke teeters on the edge of subtlety, Mobius comes along and puts up a big "We're Ripping the Piss" banner.

Teeters on the edge of subtlety...:lol:

My 'subtle' "We're Ripping the Piss" banner was gleefully ignored at the top of the page - what makes you think I've given the game away this time...?:cute:

Sean
31-10-2003, 23:34:50
The smileys. Oh God, the constant smileys.

MOBIUS
31-10-2003, 23:52:37
Originally posted by Sean
The smileys. Oh God, the constant smileys.

Yeah, I...:( can't help it...:o

I'm addicted!:smoke: Once upon a time...;) I thought 'what harm can one :) do?' I can :gasmaske: if I want to. But then it was too late and they had me in their grips!

:vom:

JohnT
01-11-2003, 02:17:22
What, did you think I wasn't registered here?

:p

Got me. Bastards. :clueless:

Like the Longhorn joke, this one went over my head. Gotta be the 36 years of age thing.

Oh, and Miller? Though it was deleted, I still have Tassadar's thread on my hard drive - if you like, I could send you a copy and explicate in detail where you are wrong.

JM^3
01-11-2003, 03:27:24
seems like too much effort on both our parts

JM

JM^3
01-11-2003, 03:35:58
I have just noticed stuff goign over your head recently

is this age related?

Jon Miller

Greg W
01-11-2003, 03:45:46
Originally posted by JM^3
I have just noticed stuff goign over your head recently

is this age related?

Jon Miller I would have thought more height related? :D

notyoueither
01-11-2003, 11:39:32
Originally posted by JohnT
Got me. Bastards. :clueless:

:beer:

JohnT
01-11-2003, 13:18:44
Originally posted by JM^3
seems like too much effort on both our parts

JM

I'll take that as an admission of my factual correctness in this matter. Thanks. :beer:

Might be age, likely is due to

1. Ennui caused by wifes congenital use of puns and word play - I hear them all the time and they just roll off of me to the point where I don't even notice them anymore. Example (and this is actual conversation):

Me: "Huh. Perhaps I should've sown my wild oats before we got married."

Her: "It would've been a bitter harvest."

:shoot:

2. I'm busy as hell in my "real life" and don't have the time to crosscheck 3+ message boards to see who's foolin' who - hell, I don't even read half the threads at the Poly OT.

JohnT
01-11-2003, 13:25:06
Originally posted by notyoueither
:beer:

:beer:

zmama
01-11-2003, 14:26:11
Where's the "Poly ollie olly" when you need it!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-11-2003, 16:21:00
Originally posted by JohnT
I don't even read half the threads at the Poly OT.

But... but... close to half??? :eek: :vom: :gasmaske:

Sir Penguin
01-11-2003, 22:09:33
maroule, you jackass, you've offended a Polytubbie. Go there and apologise right now!

SP

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-11-2003, 22:12:26
Whom?

Sir Penguin
01-11-2003, 22:33:39
Does it really matter?

SP

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-11-2003, 22:36:09
YES!

MOBIUS
02-11-2003, 01:17:56
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Does it really matter?

SP

Yes, most of them aren't worth apologising to, therefore the likelihood is that you'll pick one of the undeserving ones, thus cheapening the effect of the apology...

Actually, on second thoughts - get apologising!:clueless:

Sir Penguin
02-11-2003, 02:42:29
They're all human beings. :(

Well, most of them.

SP

Venom
02-11-2003, 02:43:16
Fuck those mother fuckers. Kill them all.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2003, 12:34:50
Originally posted by maroule
astounding knowledge of the feminine psyche
this guy must be a 41 years old virgin

That one? Yes, apologize to your fellow frog Spiffor NOW.

Drekkus
02-11-2003, 17:55:18
Has someone explained by now that Perl is some sort of geek programming language?

Spartak
02-11-2003, 18:29:12
Why don't you go and have a look and let us know?

maroule
02-11-2003, 19:35:07
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
maroule, you jackass, you've offended a Polytubbie. Go there and apologise right now!

SP

moi!? no way

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2003, 19:39:36
Toi.

The Mad Monk
02-11-2003, 19:49:21
Maroule, you've offended your fellow countryman in an international forum -- you should be ASHAMED.


























Oh wait -- you're French.





















Nevermind then.

maroule
02-11-2003, 20:15:52
done

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2003, 20:21:10
What's fucktrumpet in french? Trompette de.... ?

paiktis22
02-11-2003, 20:22:05
I posted something without knowing what they are talking about, as usual.

maroule
02-11-2003, 20:44:04
trompette de baise, litterally
detail what you have in mind for fucktrumpet and I'll try a translation

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2003, 20:51:22
I have no idea what it is supposed to mean.

Chairman Yang
02-11-2003, 21:00:01
bajs means shit in swedish.

maroule
02-11-2003, 21:11:08
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
I have no idea what it is supposed to mean.

my feelings exactly

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2003, 21:13:24
Who created the term? I think Funko?

maroule
02-11-2003, 21:14:53
I think so
it was created during a new insult brainstorming with venom

Chairman Yang
02-11-2003, 21:17:24
whats it supposed to imply?

King_Ghidra@home
02-11-2003, 21:19:35
that the person in question is an asshat

Chairman Yang
02-11-2003, 21:22:34
which in its turn implies that you have your head up someones arse?

fp
02-11-2003, 21:22:59
Funko's grand unveiling of "asshitler" wasn't greeted with quite such critical acclaim.

maroule
02-11-2003, 21:23:39
your own ass
otherwise, it wouldn't be an insult, more of an appreciative remark

Chairman Yang
02-11-2003, 21:24:25
I could imagine asshitler to imply a a person likes invading asses, but thats me.

King_Ghidra@home
02-11-2003, 21:24:35
the best insults don't need political context, they use sheer vernacular power

Chairman Yang
02-11-2003, 21:26:26
mmmm....vernacular

The Mad Monk
02-11-2003, 22:08:18
Originally posted by Chairman Yang
which in its turn implies that you have your head up someones arse?

Perhaps it implies the ability to receive such a treatment...

:nervous:

Funkodrom
03-11-2003, 09:30:35
The thread's closed.

notyoueither
03-11-2003, 09:38:39
Damn Frenchies.

fp
03-11-2003, 09:48:11
It was all maroule's fault.

Funkodrom
03-11-2003, 09:50:13
What a bastard.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
03-11-2003, 09:53:10
Even a frogtard.

maroule
03-11-2003, 10:08:08
yeah yeah, blame it on the frog :rolleyes:

The Mad Monk
04-11-2003, 05:37:03
Okay. :)

maroule
04-11-2003, 08:58:48
:p

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2003, 09:00:16
frogman = bossman

Funkodrom
04-11-2003, 09:05:41
Oh and I got the term fucktrumpet from Rachel I think. Asshitler Venom and I made up. It doesn't mean anything. It's a standard internet arguing poly to call someone/compare someone to hitler so why not call them an asshitler instead.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2003, 09:09:56
Or just a shitler.

The Mad Monk
04-11-2003, 09:11:04
Shitler's List?

Funkodrom
04-11-2003, 09:11:41
Ass shitler?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2003, 09:12:10
Shitler's list - like this?

10 am dump
3 pm dump
9 pm dump
1 am got up in the night, farted, had to take a dump...

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2003, 09:12:49
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Ass shitler?

In the case of poly, more mouth shitler. Or keyboard shitler.

The Mad Monk
04-11-2003, 09:14:28
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Shitler's list - like this?

10 am dump
3 pm dump
9 pm dump
1 am got up in the night, farted, had to take a dump...

Schindler's List...as produced by King Ghidra.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2003, 09:16:24
KG's interpretation would be different still...

The Mad Monk
04-11-2003, 09:18:07
He had a list...and the list was life...in a "very special" industry...

fp
04-11-2003, 10:53:35
Originally posted by Funkodrom
a standard internet arguing poly to call someone/compare someone to hitler

Typo or clever pun? You decide!

Funkodrom
04-11-2003, 11:08:45
:lol:

Venom
04-11-2003, 13:24:19
I used to like this thread. Not anymore.

King_Ghidra
04-11-2003, 13:27:06
i notice they've taken my name in vain again

actally i always liked that e-mail 'real exceprts from ann frank's diary'

Day 1: Hid
Day 2: Hid
Day 3: Hid
etc.

fp
11-10-2005, 14:43:40
Bump. Awesome thread.

Almost two years ago!

Gary
11-10-2005, 15:11:01
As true today, as it's ever been.

Nills Lagerbaak
11-10-2005, 15:17:19
Having followed the initial link I feel I should add:

In Resident evil 4 theres a bit where you pick up an item of jewlery. It then says to you "You got the dirty pearl pendant"

It makes I laugh every time!

MattHiggs
11-10-2005, 15:19:01
:lol:

Just re-read the 'poly thread. Unbelievable!

I remember Venom's ambulance thread. If I remember correctly it got a lot of very serious replies!

Funko
11-10-2005, 16:06:26
I can't read that thread... it's too cringeworthy.

notyoueither
12-10-2005, 04:41:44
How is Sean, anyway? Anyone heard from him?

Chairman Yang
13-10-2005, 18:15:59
mmmm....vernacular

Shining1
13-10-2005, 23:46:44
Is that some kind of euphamism?

It was silly until you posted this bit. That was pretty good. I am still laughing... :lol: