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Bob
27-06-2003, 08:51:00
and witty comments are over (=> Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Flaubert or Lichtenberg)

However, this is my latest one

(Lights cigar, leans back in fauteuil)

"I got two sons, so all I can say is: I made more men than I am"

Drekkus
27-06-2003, 08:58:16
As long as you are sure they are yours. :p

Bob
27-06-2003, 09:20:53
"I'm as sure as my father was"

drinks a glass of port

Drekkus
27-06-2003, 09:27:11
Your "father".

Bob
27-06-2003, 09:31:07
"one of them, yes"

Drekkus
27-06-2003, 10:11:07
My musicteacher in high school was called Lichtenberg. He was a gay twat.

C@H
27-06-2003, 10:53:36
Jungs machen Jungs
Männer machen Mädchen!

(boys make boys, chaps make chicks)

Drekkus
27-06-2003, 10:55:36
Schnaps make chicks.

C@H
27-06-2003, 11:07:57
..useless?

Bob
27-06-2003, 11:18:02
Schnaps makes chicks pretty

Resource Consumer
27-06-2003, 11:46:55
makes them pretty what?

Bob
27-06-2003, 11:50:09
yeah!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-06-2003, 09:49:47
Auja!

Shining1
29-06-2003, 10:48:17
Ouja!

Scabrous Birdseed
29-06-2003, 15:19:55
Nonnein

novacane
29-06-2005, 14:54:47
2 years ago today...................

Thats all

mr.G
29-06-2005, 15:16:37
Originally posted by C@H
Jungs machen Jungs
Männer machen Mädchen!

(boys make boys, chaps make chicks)

het blijven duitsers