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Venom
22-04-2003, 13:26:50
I just learned something new about the forum software.

zmama
22-04-2003, 13:27:54
So, how retarded ARE you?

Funkodrom
22-04-2003, 13:31:07
He just 100-0ed himself.

Venom
22-04-2003, 13:33:57
So very, very retarded.

maroule
22-04-2003, 13:42:53
tried to.... but.... just.... couldn't..... resist..... opening.... this thread.....

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-04-2003, 13:44:24
A hard-gained surrender.

maroule
22-04-2003, 13:46:29
Venom admitting his retardedness is one hell of a maroulist trap

and dyl, I'm modifying my location to square it with maroulism

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-04-2003, 13:52:06
I always thought of "no parmesan"

Venom
22-04-2003, 13:54:20
You have been caught in my trap.

maroule
22-04-2003, 14:02:30
impossible to resist
like me opening a 'I'm leaving forever' one

Funkodrom
22-04-2003, 14:03:03
What did you find out?

Drekkus
22-04-2003, 14:19:38
Hey, don't worry about it. It took me a long time to find out I could change my posts per page as well.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-04-2003, 14:22:11
How long did it take you to find out that some threads have more than 1 page?

Venom
22-04-2003, 14:32:57
I discovered what the little dot inbetween the time and profile link means.

LoD
22-04-2003, 14:39:15
:lol:
:nervous:

Venom
22-04-2003, 14:42:14
I know. So very Polish of me.

Drekkus
22-04-2003, 14:43:45
:lol:

Even I knew that. I hope you will cry over that thought.

BigGameHunter
22-04-2003, 14:46:21
I didn't know that either.
Not that my stupidity makes Venom any smarter, of course.

Venom
22-04-2003, 14:54:17
It just makes me not alone.

Bigfat Stupidhead
22-04-2003, 15:07:31
Even I knew what that dot meant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

BigGameHunter
22-04-2003, 15:08:51
I never even notice the thing. Probably thought it was some prancey web nerd affectation.

LoD
22-04-2003, 15:39:51
Originally posted by Venom
I know. So very Polish of me.

Nah, you're writing in a quite sobber fashion....

Mightytree
22-04-2003, 15:41:34
What does the dot mean?

Venom
22-04-2003, 15:44:38
Originally posted by LoD
Nah, you're writing in a quite sobber fashion....

I'm hungover from last night, and maybe still a little drunk.

Vincent
22-04-2003, 16:07:25
What dot?

Bigfat Stupidhead
22-04-2003, 16:10:07
That dot.

Venom
22-04-2003, 16:10:52
You can't just share this information. It has to be discovered. Like the 6 minute barrier.

MattHiggs
22-04-2003, 16:13:42
Hover your mouse above it.

Venom
22-04-2003, 16:16:28
Okay, maybe you can just give this information away.

zmama
22-04-2003, 17:09:53
Okay, you're correct...you ARE short bus material. ;)

LoD
22-04-2003, 17:16:18
Only one thing left to say...
"Good morning butthead!"

Venom
22-04-2003, 17:38:30
fuckwits

Bigfat Stupidhead
22-04-2003, 17:57:36
Ha ha, Venom is "special".

Lurker
22-04-2003, 18:50:28
I'm not sure it always works. Does it work if your settings are on invisible?

Lurker
22-04-2003, 18:56:51
Hell, it says I'm offline right now, so I can only conclude that this is another fraudulent misrepresentation of a "feature" being made by The Management.

Bigfat Stupidhead
22-04-2003, 18:58:27
Invisible twats show up as offline. Duh.

Venom
22-04-2003, 19:17:42
Obviously the image http://www.counterglow.com/forum/images/on.gif is triggered by the same flag that decides weather or not to show people on the main page, you fucktard.

Lurker
22-04-2003, 19:33:04
I prefer the fraud theory.

Venom
22-04-2003, 19:42:11
Damn management.

Darkstar
22-04-2003, 19:42:12
I thought that dot was just a "pretty graphic" seperator.

I think the truth is Venom just discovered how to operate his Ignore List fully.

Venom
22-04-2003, 19:43:10
Ha ha! Even NASA didn't know what it was.

Lurker
22-04-2003, 19:44:53
Originally posted by Venom
Damn management.

That's the spirit. All sorts of good things are coming out in this thread. Perhaps it's the thread title.

Darkstar
22-04-2003, 19:45:53
Venom, you are shown as online in the forum, and browsing this forum, but your graphic is still purple.

Cannot fool me. You just figured out how to operate your Ignore List, and are trying to cover it up!

Venom
22-04-2003, 19:47:21
You can't see me. I am invisible....unless your ID has admin privledges which means.....DARKSTAR IS THE MANAGEMENT!!!!

Darkstar
22-04-2003, 19:48:47
So what else is new? Surely that isn't still a secret?

Venom
22-04-2003, 19:51:39
Stop trying to deflect the scandal, you damn deflector of scandal, you!

Darkstar
22-04-2003, 19:56:49
Which scandal am I deflecting this time?

Venom
22-04-2003, 20:09:00
Oh you think you're so damned clever, don't you?

Darkstar
22-04-2003, 20:11:12
Nope. No infernalist is involved with my lack of, or apparent, cleverness. It's all an illusion in the audience's eye.

Lurker the Second
13-12-2005, 18:20:18
Another gem of a thread title worth a bump, just because I can. :D

Venom
13-12-2005, 18:55:12
Living up to your forum scholar title, are we?

Drekkus
13-12-2005, 19:58:14
Has lurker finally discovered the bump function?

JM^3
13-12-2005, 20:26:02
threads were soo much better back in the day

JM

HelloKitty
13-12-2005, 20:33:22
When venom was honest about his retardation?

JM^3
13-12-2005, 20:38:06
yeah

Japher
13-12-2005, 20:39:05
honest? venom? I think you mistook the honesty for sarcasm.

MoSe
14-12-2005, 09:15:25
Originally posted by Drekkus
Hey, don't worry about it. It took me a long time to find out I could change my posts per page as well.

had you been Darkstar you could have changed your pages per post, instead
:D

Venom
14-12-2005, 13:13:42
When have I not been honest about my retardation?

mr.G
14-12-2005, 13:19:19
hmmmmmm dot between time and profile.............. thank god there is msn.
thanks Ann!!!!

Tizzy
14-12-2005, 14:16:03
Today I am the schjmarte one.

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:20:19
Jesus. :eek:

mr.G
14-12-2005, 14:29:29
no Ann

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:39:50
no Ann? :cry:

MoSe
14-12-2005, 14:42:33
no propellers

MoSe
14-12-2005, 14:42:56
BTW, where's Martini?

mr.G
14-12-2005, 14:43:51
Originally posted by Funko
no Ann? :cry: ooops i meant no no NO jesus......but Ann

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:44:37
Originally posted by MoSe
BTW, where's Martini?

If you want a double,say please

mr.G
14-12-2005, 14:48:41
dry?

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:49:02
Is extra dry actually fear?

mr.G
14-12-2005, 14:51:28
i really don't understand what you are asking..... rephrase in retard mode pleezzzz

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:54:19
dry -> 3
extra dry -> 4?
vier...

mr.G
14-12-2005, 14:56:13
vier ..... fear

[eddy murphy jew mode]
achaaaah
achaaaaah
aaachaaaaaaaaaah
[/eddy murphy jew mode]

Funko
14-12-2005, 14:58:45
So

Originally posted by Funko
Is extra dry actually fear?

Drekkus
14-12-2005, 15:00:42
3

mr.G
14-12-2005, 15:01:31
Originally posted by Funko
Is extra dry actually fear? 9

Venom
14-12-2005, 15:11:02
Thanks to the last 10 posts this is officially the most retarded thread ever.

MoSe
14-12-2005, 15:43:56
\o/