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Resource Consumer
05-04-2003, 17:43:02
Bang!:shoot:

Misogyny
05-04-2003, 18:09:59
K-pow rumble rumble hisssssssssssss BOOM booooom kabam ratatattat :shoot: :shoot: thumpthumpTHUMP hisssssssssssss :gasmaske:

Resource Consumer
05-04-2003, 18:16:25
Ah. You got the idea.

Curt Sibling
06-04-2003, 08:55:30
Misogyny, Why the women condemnation thing? :hmm:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-04-2003, 09:02:44
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Curt Sibling
06-04-2003, 09:04:56
Dyl Ulenspiegel, I told you not to mix Ecstasy and wood varnish!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-04-2003, 09:07:04
What made you think I'd listen?

Curt Sibling
06-04-2003, 10:05:32
I sold you the wood varnish.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-04-2003, 10:12:19
Read it loud with your best german accent. Then tell me what you associate.

Curt Sibling
06-04-2003, 10:44:50
Hmmm?

A German suffering from tourette syndrome?

Misogyny
06-04-2003, 16:06:49
If you need to ask, you don't need to know

And all Germans talk like they have tourettes. Have you ever heard a German talking that didn't sound angry or sinister?

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-04-2003, 16:51:21
Lotte Lenya for one. She just sounded bladdered.

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-04-2003, 16:53:04
Actually, most of the German I hear translates as "Yes, yes, that is so good!" and "I just moved in next door. Say- it's really hot. Can I get in your shower with you?".

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-04-2003, 17:01:42
Sachnsemal, kann ich mal ihre Dusche benutzen... ?

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-04-2003, 17:24:01
That's lovely. Have you got the moustache and mullet to go with it?

Lefty Scaevola
06-04-2003, 17:46:29
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Have you got the moustache and mullet to go with it?
I do, and an ugly beard as well.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-04-2003, 17:48:12
Schnurrbart hab ich natürlich. Aber sachnsemal, was is denn n "Mullet"?

Koshko
27-04-2007, 05:17:19
MEMORIES!

Bob
27-04-2007, 06:42:25
Mullet is Vokuhila in german and it's one of the excellent german words (it stands for VOrne-KUrz-HInten-LAng).

Too bad a great word like that is wasted for a shite haircut

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 06:59:42
Vokuhila sounds like Dracula's mother

Bob
27-04-2007, 07:01:37
Sounds like something form my spam mails

MoSe
27-04-2007, 07:38:32
dasso geil, even better than Four Sprung Duck Technique

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 07:39:47
:lol: :lol:

Now THERE'S a classic joke!

Bob
27-04-2007, 07:39:53
you don't say dasso geil anymore, you say krass aller now

MoSe
27-04-2007, 07:42:38
I'm Alterschule

Bob
27-04-2007, 07:48:17
Altersheim maybe

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 07:52:32
alzheim

MoSe
27-04-2007, 07:54:27
Alteregel

MoSe
27-04-2007, 07:59:11
I knew a funny joke about Alzheimer, but I forgot it.
But I recall that some poster who had a relative suffering of it, didn't find it funny or appropriate....

Bob
27-04-2007, 08:02:12
That's a reason to stop posting jokes about it?

So stop making Nazi jokes!

MoSe
27-04-2007, 08:09:01
OK:

"My dear, could you remind me again the name of that german doctor I had lost my head for?"
"Alzheimer granny, ALZHEIMER!!!"

Bob
27-04-2007, 08:12:30
Was he a Nazi?

MoSe
27-04-2007, 08:17:41
yes, he came from Nazareth

Bob
27-04-2007, 08:18:14
What a Nazheimer

MoSe
27-04-2007, 08:19:13
Nachos time

excuse me for a while

Nav
27-04-2007, 09:45:30
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
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in response:

tck
dum
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
BOOM
hee hee hee

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-04-2007, 09:56:30
pathetic imposter

MoSe
27-04-2007, 10:16:47
bumposter

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 10:22:58
I finally sort of understood Dyl there.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-04-2007, 10:25:57
Pretty fast for a dutchguy

Mr. Bas
27-04-2007, 10:29:11
And all the girlies say he's pretty fast for a dutchguy

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 10:34:05
Mind you, that was in april 2003

Bob
27-04-2007, 10:34:51
I second that

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 10:37:03
Bob, seconding the - FACTS!! since 2003

Bob
27-04-2007, 10:39:41
Now wait a second

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 10:43:39
done

MoSe
27-04-2007, 10:54:36
"Hey, helloooo, man at the counter, I'm the first in the line, I'm indeed the ONLY one in the line, why are you ignoring me????"
"I'm waiting a second"

Oerdin
27-04-2007, 11:41:27
This thread makes very little sense.

Bob
27-04-2007, 11:47:45
It also makes very little hunger

Drekkus
27-04-2007, 12:52:46
Originally posted by MoSe
bumposter please don't

Koshko
27-04-2007, 19:43:41
okay