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protein
04-04-2003, 20:51:41
My cat was getting very amouous started making weird chirruping noises. Then he sat on my arm and tried to hump it.

I pushed him on to my bed then he had a fag, farted and fell asleep.

MDA
04-04-2003, 20:54:16
Ah.

:vom:

maroule
04-04-2003, 21:07:12
Originally posted by protein
I pushed him on to my bed then he had a fag, farted and fell asleep.

:lol:

maroule
04-04-2003, 21:08:04
:hmm: I wonder why I tend to laugh a lot at jokes featuring a fart element

Sean
04-04-2003, 21:09:48
British sense of humour?

maroule
04-04-2003, 21:13:13
perish the thought

Sultan Bhargash
04-04-2003, 21:18:15
Post a photo please.

Drekkus
05-04-2003, 14:11:01
What do cats taste like?

Chairman Yang
05-04-2003, 14:15:41
---Insert pussy-joke here---

Curt Sibling
06-04-2003, 13:35:01
Most people have to pay for that kind of thing, consider yourself lucky...

Koshko
28-02-2007, 21:17:08
Whatever happened to the gay cat?

Gramercy Riffs
28-02-2007, 21:58:47
Walk on roles in Will & Grace

Funko
01-03-2007, 09:05:23
The cat who played the gay cat in Will and Grace wasn't actually gay.

MOBIUS
01-03-2007, 10:25:51
And I thought this was a Protein sighting...:(

Greg W
01-03-2007, 11:50:13
Originally posted by Drekkus
What do cats taste like? Chicken of course!

mr_G
01-03-2007, 13:20:21
Originally posted by Funko
The cat who played the gay cat in Will and Grace wasn't actually gay. :lol:

Provost Harrison
01-03-2007, 13:41:36
Do you feel violated? ;)

Gramercy Riffs
01-03-2007, 13:44:17
Originally posted by Funko
The cat who played the gay cat in Will and Grace wasn't actually gay.

Are you sure?

http://www.acerbia.com/images/cat.jpg