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Drekkus
04-04-2003, 10:41:32
Back by very popular demand. And to counterstrike the germanizing attempts being made.

"Jongeren opgepakt wegens ernstige buurtterreur"

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 10:43:37
Young packaged cars are earnest buttermakers.

MoSe
04-04-2003, 10:55:17
Youngsters "packed" because they are seriously afraid of Burt!

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 10:55:33
Younger unpacked wedges earnestly buttered.

MoSe
04-04-2003, 10:55:47
Where Burt is Brian's Bro, of course

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 11:00:14
Young unpeirced vegans urgently butt-torn.

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 11:02:09
you make it funnier than it is, really. :lol:

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 11:04:24
Isn't that the point?

It's clearly about Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street but I'm not sure what the story is.

Vincent
04-04-2003, 11:08:47
disciples arrested because of serious farmer terror

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 11:09:51
vince is closest so far. :eek:

MoSe
04-04-2003, 12:25:43
OK what is "buurt"? a cross between a burp and a fart?

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 12:28:15
buurt is neighbourhood.

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 12:42:25
Young joyriders create terror in neighbourhood?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 13:53:08
Youngsters arrested for causing serious neighbourhood unrest

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 13:55:44
Dyl shoots and scores!!!

Colon
04-04-2003, 14:03:30
He doesn't count.

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 14:06:02
why not?

Remind me to state next time that colon can't compete. :p

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 14:07:08
"buurtterreur" is cute.

Colon
04-04-2003, 14:08:51
He's German, his language is too similar to ours.

He probably also has a couple of Dutch-English/German dictionaries lying around there.

Venom
04-04-2003, 14:10:32
Says something about being raped with butter.

Colon
04-04-2003, 14:11:44
"boterverkrachting"

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 14:12:52
Anyone can play, as long as they don't speak dutch. If it were left to guys like venom and funko, we'd never get there.

Colon
04-04-2003, 14:16:28
Yeah well, that's what you get for not allowing me to join the game.

Venom
04-04-2003, 14:18:42
And something about wedgies too.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 14:22:39
butt-terror = ass-rape?

Venom
04-04-2003, 14:30:16
Butt terror...I'm going to add that to the vocabulary.

MoSe
04-04-2003, 15:44:25
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Youngsters arrested for causing serious neighbourhood unrest

"unrest"???

Say what you want, chez moi "le terreur" is plain terror, and see, the others hereabove agree with mee too. :D

MoSe
04-04-2003, 15:48:32
BTW, there are only 2 't's in that dutch word, so if you cosume 2 for 'butt' then all you're left with is an 'error'.

A butt-error.

Better watch out.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 15:51:39
Until recently in german, if three t came together in a compositum, you'd only write "tt". I just assume this to be the case with dutch, as they're so slow...

Venom
04-04-2003, 15:52:16
We're slurring our speech like a drunken redneck.

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 15:52:40
If three Ts came together? Mr T, Ice-T buttt who's the third.Fir

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-04-2003, 15:54:10
A T-72, having lost direction on the way from Baghdad.

Venom
04-04-2003, 15:54:54
Tito from the Jacksons.

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 15:55:27
You want to make sure it pulls out before climax.

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 15:56:12
Apparently the correct answer was anicecupof-T

Venom
04-04-2003, 16:02:16
Originally posted by Funkodrom
You want to make sure it pulls out before climax.

Not a big fan of Tito, are you?

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 16:02:23
I worked at a 3T concert once. 5000 14-year old girls screaming really hurt your ears.

MoSe, it actually said neighbourhood terror. But I guess unrest is a better word for beating up other kids, breaking stuff and starting fires.

Funkodrom
04-04-2003, 16:03:08
Originally posted by Venom
Not a big fan of Tito, are you?

OG, X-post.Fir. T-72. Butthead.

Colon
04-04-2003, 16:04:40
Originally posted by Drekkus
I worked at a 3T concert once. 5000 14-year old girls screaming really hurt your ears.

MoSe, it actually said neighbourhood terror. But I guess unrest is a better word for beating up other kids, breaking stuff and starting fires.

And you think terrorists don't do that kind of stuff?

Sure it wasn't K3 BTW?

Venom
04-04-2003, 16:16:33
Originally posted by Funkodrom
OG, X-post.Fir. T-72. Butthead.

Shut up butt pirate.

MoSe
04-04-2003, 16:19:40
New space-combat game:

Buttle at Uranus

Drekkus
04-04-2003, 16:56:00
Originally posted by Colon
And you think terrorists don't do that kind of stuff?

Sure it wasn't K3 BTW? :lol: No, then the girls would have been 5 year old.
3T are Micheal Jackson's little nephews.

Colon
04-04-2003, 17:04:15
Oh I see.

I suck at pop music. :(