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King_Ghidra@home
02-04-2003, 17:54:08
I've just been stung by a fucking bee, in my house, in april.

I'm sitting here reading through some posts minding my own business and then...ow!! bzzzzz!!! aahh fuck, fuck!!

still can't find the little fucker, guess he's dead, dumb bastard.

It hurts :cry:

Sean
02-04-2003, 17:55:54
Ouch, I’ve not even seen a bee this year.

King_Ghidra@home
02-04-2003, 17:56:58
right on the neck, must have crawled into the shirt i changed into or something

Sean
02-04-2003, 17:58:45
I have less sympathy, then, as I got kicked in the throat today.

DaShi
02-04-2003, 17:59:31
By a bee?

Death
02-04-2003, 17:59:47
Hope you're not allergic!

Sultan Bhargash
02-04-2003, 18:04:17
Don't feel like working today, Death?

Funny because as I read your first post I was considering what to do about the wasp whose crawled in through my window and can't find it's way out. However, I am one who believes that only really bad people get stung by these things, so I'll probably leave him.

King_Ghidra@home
02-04-2003, 18:05:35
kill the fucker now for your own good.

i don't have a problem with bees, but wasps are the devils insects

Sean
02-04-2003, 18:07:46
Don’t kill it, slowly torture it.

Debaser
02-04-2003, 18:08:14
Wasps are cunts, no two ways about it. My brother nearly died at a themepark once because of a wasp sting.

Sultan Bhargash
02-04-2003, 18:08:22
I can usually convince them to go out the door.

Sultan Bhargash
02-04-2003, 18:08:50
Sounds like a shitty theme park ride, Debaser.

Venom
02-04-2003, 18:09:29
Stupid fucking insects.

Debaser
02-04-2003, 18:11:40
Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Sounds like a shitty theme park ride, Debaser.

I'm not too sure why I mentioned that it happened at a theme park, it was hardly important to the story.

King_Ghidra@home
02-04-2003, 18:12:31
ok it was a wasp, just killed the fucker :beer:

unfortunately smashed a candle holder in the process, but i gather that these kind of casualties are inevitable in a war

Sean
02-04-2003, 18:12:41
It added a slightly sinister edge to the whole thing, I thought.

Sultan Bhargash
02-04-2003, 18:12:49
Oh, you mean it wasn't "Six Flags presents: Hive of Chills"...

Death
02-04-2003, 18:56:34
Anaphylactic shock caused by insect stings accounts for only a small percentage of my workload. I have to deal with binge drinkers a lot more, comparitively.

Drekkus
02-04-2003, 19:52:29
What sort of tropical part of england do you live, KG??

A bee can only sting once, right?

notyoueither
02-04-2003, 19:54:52
Yes Drekkus, but it turns out it was a wasp.

Sultan Bhargash
02-04-2003, 20:05:06
I had to kill the wasp in my room. It didn't get the clue when I tried to shoe it towards the open door. It wanted to buzz on the window and it was driving me insane.

Resource Consumer
03-04-2003, 00:10:05
Last week, in Latvia, I was drinking medus. This is a bit like the old English mead but without the monastic input and comes in bottles wait....no jokes please). You could hear the bees buzzing in that.