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King_Ghidra
31-03-2003, 12:25:39
This one's for Qweeg :)

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 12:30:26
I don't know about me, but most of you would be in security and get rubbed out when you beamed down to the next planet:)

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 12:31:42
The guys in the red shirts. :(

Colon
31-03-2003, 12:34:29
Originally posted by Drekkus
The guys in the red shirts. :(

The Belgian football team?

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 12:35:52
SOunds ike much the same thing...

Qweeg
31-03-2003, 12:40:32
gee thanks. :)

*coughtossercough* excuse me.

King_Ghidra
31-03-2003, 12:43:48
I'd be a tribble

or Q

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 12:52:29
Deanna Troi's seat on the bridge.

Debaser
31-03-2003, 12:53:11
I'd be the guy who eventually gets sacked for writing really dirty programs for the holodeck (sp?)

protein
31-03-2003, 12:53:55
Aren't they the little furry things? I love that episode.

I'd be that guy at the end of the end title sequence. The really scary big headed one with veins everywhere and big fucking scary eyes.

King_Ghidra
31-03-2003, 12:54:29
:lol: i was searching for a picture of that freak... anyone got one?

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 12:57:41
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
SOunds ike much the same thing... I was confirming your statement there.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-03-2003, 13:01:31
As far as hairstyle goes, the Holodoc.

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 13:01:43
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
:lol: i was searching for a picture of that freak... anyone got one?

Couldn't see him either, but found one almost as bad!

http://www.pathcom.com/~boby/gif/shatner1.jpg

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 13:03:49
Yuk. Who or what is that?

Noisy
31-03-2003, 13:05:43
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
I don't know about me, but most of you would be in security and get rubbed out when you beamed down to the next planet:) I'd be in security ... or rather, I'd be in charge of security. More specifically, the person in charge of security before Worf. :D

(And I'd take a lot of showers.)

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 13:08:53
I also want to be the ensign who massages Uhura.

Funkodrom
31-03-2003, 13:09:47
I'd be Chekov so that I could laugh at my own comedy Russian accent.

Where are the nuclear wessels? :lol:

Qweeg
31-03-2003, 13:15:22
I'd be the director, so I could bark orders at people with my loudspeaker, and yell 'Cut!', and sit on a big wood & canvas chair, with Director written on the back.

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 13:54:35
Yuk. Who or what is that?

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 13:55:14
Oh I know - But I don't know about that double post...

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 14:01:04
That was a double post???
That's highly irregular. :hmm:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-03-2003, 14:02:07
RC IS THE MANAGEMENT!

BigGameHunter
31-03-2003, 15:44:40
I'd be the soul sucking vampire.

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 15:58:19
I'll be the blob of black oil from the first series.

Venom
31-03-2003, 16:05:11
I knew Drekkus was going to say the redshirts.

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 16:12:28
why did you know??

Venom
31-03-2003, 16:17:49
Because I read it.

BigGameHunter
31-03-2003, 16:19:24
That's the second series, Drekkus!
Sheesh!

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 16:29:32
I meant TOS, as serious trekkies call it. :D

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 16:35:42
I would be any alien who gets a chance to kill Wesley Crusher or Janeway...

Noisy
31-03-2003, 16:56:20
... and get it right, this time.

Venom
31-03-2003, 17:07:35
Wesley is beyond your powers now.

DaShi
31-03-2003, 17:16:44
When I was a younger man, I weaved together an elaborate conspiracy where Picard had planned to kill Wesley twice but failed. It involved those two episodes where Picard and Wesley travelled alone together for whatever reason, only Picard's kept getting too injured to finish the job.

BigGameHunter
31-03-2003, 17:28:51
Picard sure was bad luck for kids. Look what happened to his nephew! Burnt to a crisp!

Sultan Bhargash
31-03-2003, 17:29:35
I don't know who I would be, but I would certainly be having sex with those blue skinned Italian looking women...

C.G.B. Spender
31-03-2003, 17:40:13
http://www.ufp-terminal.de/pics/barclay_.jpg

Venom
31-03-2003, 17:45:04
Reg Barclay.

RedFred
31-03-2003, 17:58:28
I'd be a guy on that really cold planet where all the women wear fur bikinis. BTW how does a fur bikini keep a woman warm?

Sultan Bhargash
31-03-2003, 18:06:09
It just keeps the important bits warm; the rest provides an eye opening contrast...

simpleton
31-03-2003, 18:25:42
I would be an "ORIGINAL" Klingon. You know, the ones before the misterious molecular occurence that changed us into the form that most people recognize as Warf.

I would love to get into a bar brawl and throw a red shirt over the bar, smile smugly before being twatted over the head with a bottle of Krevillian Mead weilded by the barman.
Ahh, yes, that would be fun.

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 18:54:46
Warf...?

As in a harbour facility?

Noisy
31-03-2003, 19:05:56
:vom:
:bash:
WHARF, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

Resource Consumer
31-03-2003, 19:08:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
That was a double post???
That's highly irregular. :hmm:

Yeah. If I was not obviously the management as proven by that double post then I would clearly be banned...

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 19:12:23
Originally posted by Noisy
:vom:
:bash:
WHARF, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

I know, I know!

A crappy joke on my part! :D

Sultan Bhargash
31-03-2003, 19:27:54
A crappie joke on the wharf?

Curt Sibling
31-03-2003, 19:35:52
Are the 'Borg' Swedish?

Drekkus
31-03-2003, 21:29:52
The Bork. Swedish chefs in space.

BigGameHunter
31-03-2003, 21:40:00
We are the Bjork.

Deacon
31-03-2003, 23:47:36
The Klingons were believable before Berman & Braga dumbed them down. My B&B bashing probably sounds like a broken record by now.

I would be Pike from the pilot episode so I could get at that Green Girl. :p

Sultan Bhargash
01-04-2003, 00:15:42
Chris Berman and Sonia Braga never played Klingons.

Shining1
01-04-2003, 05:48:41
I'd be the disembodied wobbly floating space head thing.

Sir Penguin
01-04-2003, 05:53:04
Sentient space entity would definitely be a good position to have. They never die.

SP

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-04-2003, 06:09:24
Smoerebroed is futile....

Aredhran
01-04-2003, 07:18:03
I always thought Q was pretty cool

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 07:28:44
Isn't Q mildly gay?

Vincent
01-04-2003, 07:34:38
I like this http://www.gawron.de/

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 07:49:01
I can see how good German wine has much bearing on Star Trek.

Sir Penguin
01-04-2003, 07:51:38
I didn't click on the link. Is it about the Klingon chancellor?

SP

Vincent
01-04-2003, 07:53:38
Gerd Schröder?

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 08:01:44
It's about some nice vineyards in Germany, commendable.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-04-2003, 08:03:57
Klingon Chancellor Sh'radar?

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 08:05:41
Isn't Whoopi Goldberg irritating in Star Trek?

Drekkus
01-04-2003, 08:25:26
Own goal. She's always everywhere irritating.

Drekkus
01-04-2003, 08:26:16
Weinproben sounds dirty.

Sultan Bhargash
01-04-2003, 16:40:33
It's only dirty if you don't properly wipe first.

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 18:27:39
Wipe what?
The bratwurst?

Sultan Bhargash
01-04-2003, 18:29:51
Better to disinfect all surfaces.

Anyway, back on topic, to answer the question, I'd be King Ghidra.

MDA
01-04-2003, 19:29:00
No one wants to be Mudd?

Mudd's Women was one of the campiest/best episodes ever.

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 19:31:23
Mudd is a fat slob...

Wait!...So am I!

Pass the exotic women to Castle Curtenstein!

MDA
01-04-2003, 19:38:06
Ah, here he is. Nice earring.

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 19:42:03
A cosmic pimp if there ever was!

King_Ghidra@home
01-04-2003, 19:49:11
he seems to have a tribble on his lip

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 19:59:08
His hat is plastic too...And looks strangely Australian.

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:15:11
Originally posted by protein
Aren't they the little furry things? I love that episode.

I'd be that guy at the end of the end title sequence. The really scary big headed one with veins everywhere and big fucking scary eyes.

So, you'd be the mannequin that the peaceful race of dwarves used to scare off everybody, including the Klingons?

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:15:50
Originally posted by Curt Sibling
Deanna Troi's seat on the bridge.

You'd be her STD?

Chairman Yang
01-04-2003, 20:16:03
I would be the Borg-king

BTW, Borg means fortress or castle in swedish...

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:17:59
Originally posted by Noisy
I'd be in security ... or rather, I'd be in charge of security. More specifically, the person in charge of security before Worf. :D

(And I'd take a lot of showers.)

You'd be psycho-hose beast Tasha Yar? The one person that could never make it into Star Fleet?

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 20:19:48
Originally posted by Darkstar
You'd be her STD?

As long as I get to spread all the way to Janeway, I dont mind.

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:20:01
Originally posted by Drekkus
I meant TOS, as serious trekkies call it. :D

TOS is:

The
Original
Series

You mean, NG.

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 20:22:16
Originally posted by Darkstar
You'd be psycho-hose beast Tasha Yar? The one person that could never make it into Star Fleet?

Her career really took off, post Star trek.....

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 20:23:16
I think Darkstar knows too much of ST to remain an indifferent observer.

Secret Trekkie, I name him!

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:24:31
BTW... GEEK FORUM! ;)

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 20:26:56
BTW?...Blabbering Trekkie Wimps?

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:28:11
Nope. Former. I really liked TOS. I can remember being in first grade, and hurrying home after school to catch Mister Rogers, then Star Trek. I'd started watching Trek earlier in life, having caught site of "Mr. Spock" on fuzzy screen after swapping channels to look for something else "fun" to watch. Through the fuzz, he looked like the young Mr. Rogers. Took my young mind a while to figure out that he wasn't the same guy, but by then I'd seen the space ships blowing each other up, and nothing grabs a young boy's attention like explosions. ;)

Sultan Bhargash
01-04-2003, 20:32:02
I am only a fan of TOS, the rest are an irritating footnote.

Don't get me started on TOS, I will explode geek juice all over the place.

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 20:34:40
I liked DS9. Well, most of it. It certainly had that 'series on the air too long' aspect to it.

NG is alright if it's a choice between that and Oprah. Voyager is alright, I'm told, if one is stoned out of one's mind. But then, if you are that stoned, everything is alright, isn't it?

Sultan Bhargash
01-04-2003, 20:39:08
True enough- I can remember laughing my ass off at "Sanford and Son" (TOS) when I was "that stoned"...

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 21:24:04
Originally posted by Darkstar
Nope. Former. I really liked TOS. I can remember being in first grade, and hurrying home after school to catch Mister Rogers, then Star Trek. I'd started watching Trek earlier in life, having caught site of "Mr. Spock" on fuzzy screen after swapping channels to look for something else "fun" to watch. Through the fuzz, he looked like the young Mr. Rogers. Took my young mind a while to figure out that he wasn't the same guy, but by then I'd seen the space ships blowing each other up, and nothing grabs a young boy's attention like explosions. ;)

Mein Gott!

Remind me not to get you ST geeks started in future.

Darkstar
01-04-2003, 21:36:12
Too late. ;)

BigGameHunter
01-04-2003, 21:49:19
I love all the shows, warts and all!
Nyuh! Nyuh!

Curt Sibling
01-04-2003, 21:52:05
I love Janeway, warts and all! Ho ho!

BigGameHunter
01-04-2003, 21:58:10
retro me, satanus

Sultan Bhargash
03-04-2003, 02:41:39
I don't know if we've exhausted this topic...

RedFred
03-04-2003, 05:54:49
I still can't stop thinking about those fur bikinis...

Kind of like corduroy shorts. Why would anyone wear shorts that were hot? If you need lots of warm clothes then don't wear shorts. If you are trying to stay cool then don't wear corduroy.

Drekkus
03-04-2003, 12:03:07
Originally posted by Darkstar
TOS is:

The
Original
Series

You mean, NG. No I don't. I meant the episode with the pool of black drab that sucked people in. Pretty sure that was on the first series with Kirk.

Darkstar
03-04-2003, 23:48:20
That's NG (Next Generation). Tasha Yar decides to die there, for no reason.

It's got a young Richer running around, trying to look like Kirk in red and black skin tight leotards. Picard and his bald head is right where a captain belongs... safe on his ship telling his yeoman to bring him his tea.

Sultan Bhargash
03-04-2003, 23:51:41
Yeah, I never seen no black pool in TOS. Get your facts right.

And I would never wear corduroy anything.

Sir Penguin
04-04-2003, 00:17:58
To be fair, early TNG looked, sounded, and was plotted a lot like TOS.

SP

Colon
04-04-2003, 00:27:26
Even though the TOS crew was more voluptuous.

Sultan Bhargash
04-04-2003, 00:57:30
...And C-Kill. Two in one day for the rookie.

Colon
04-04-2003, 01:29:02
Enough to feed all the hungry children in your family!

MDA
05-04-2003, 00:54:24
She made the fur bikini famous... :)

I would like to have Raquel Welch dropped on my head...

She's got a big bottom!

Sultan Bhargash
05-04-2003, 04:59:38
That's a great film.

RedFred
05-04-2003, 05:40:32
No Raquel for me! She probably is all wrinkly and maybe even has a walker now.

(But I am still thinking about those fur bikinis...) ;)