View Full Version : What's wrong with people?

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 12:05:42
i am beginning to wonder what is wrong with people.

One of the live music venues in London that I respect most, have just offered us two gigs.

Do people really want to start listening to out of date rock again?
I am listening to that most appaling daniel Bendingfield song, that I have probably heard over 100 times over the last week, and beginnig to think that yes, they do want rock.

14-02-2003, 12:11:04
I do! 80s Metal revival all the way baby.

That said, I don't think we play out of date rock.

14-02-2003, 12:11:32
We have some corking gigs coming up.

14-02-2003, 12:12:29
Like someone said. Nills thinks we are like DisGuys.

14-02-2003, 12:13:21
If only.

14-02-2003, 12:14:07
I just wish we were. ;)

14-02-2003, 12:16:58
This Jules Holland style gig, we have to work out our sets.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 12:23:38
Jules Holland style gig?

Let's start with Rock cliche from now on

14-02-2003, 12:23:54

14-02-2003, 12:24:42
I tell you what, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's get the gig first.

But I was already thinking about that. :D

Magic Helmet
Mystic 4
Rock Cliche
Zombie Wedding

Rock Hat
Mighty Ogun
Carpet Burns
Hundred Years

14-02-2003, 12:26:43
Catapult Club is like a mini Jules Holland show.

I don't like Rock Cliche, I want to start with a killer. :D

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 12:45:19
I can't wait to be interviewed!! Wait till they hear my explanation of what Magic Helmet is all about...

14-02-2003, 12:47:15
I can't wait for that either. It'll have to be you and Pete getting interviewed.

You going to tell them about the "man to rabbit"?

14-02-2003, 12:51:35
Hey! I wrote Magic Helmet you arse

14-02-2003, 12:55:43
What is the meaning?

14-02-2003, 12:57:01
I know not what.

14-02-2003, 13:22:48

14-02-2003, 13:48:31
To be fair, I wrote the riff. Nills, Ogun and I wrote the lyrics

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 14:27:23
Exactly you cnut!

I might relate the story of how I won a lucky foot in hand to hare combat

14-02-2003, 14:30:09
We've got it on video. It wasn't hand to hare combat you got it "man to... rabbit."

14-02-2003, 14:44:19
mant..man..man to rabbit.

14-02-2003, 14:54:59

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 14:56:35
I have two words to say to you laughing boy.

"Rock Jump"

Look out for me on the telly tomorrow, I'll be revolting

14-02-2003, 15:00:58
You don't want to sort out your amp then?

Do some revolting for me will you? I can't afford to go.

Half the people going would support a war after a second UN resolution but don't let that put you off.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 15:03:19
I shall rally rhe other half then, and start a pitched battle.

I may come down on Sontag. Don't know yet

14-02-2003, 15:04:43
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Look out for me on the telly tomorrow, I'll be revolting

Make sure you dress entirly in clothes from GAP, with Nike shoes. Carry a large McDonalds burger in one hand and a extra-large Starbucks Mocacinno (sp?) in the other. When other protesters give you funny looks make the point that you are there because you're anti-war, and actually you think mass-capitalism is a good, positive thing. This should make the day slightly more interesting for you.

14-02-2003, 15:08:05
Or you could turn up with a huge burning american flag. You'll definately get on telly and we can get a screen grab for our album cover.

Cover of the Independent - "Fundamentalist muslim shows his feelings on bush."

14-02-2003, 15:12:01
Take a massiveposter of a gynecalogical fanny shot and "I Love Bush" written on it.

14-02-2003, 15:13:09
Make a massive sign reading:


Go on, it'll be funny.

14-02-2003, 15:15:42
Get a picture of Gavin Rossdale and label it "I hate Bush"

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 15:18:41
Originally posted by protein
Or you could turn up with a huge burning american flag. You'll definately get on telly and we can get a screen grab for our album cover.

Cover of the Independent - "Fundamentalist muslim shows his feelings on bush."

You couldn't buy publicity like that.

14-02-2003, 15:19:04
Or, you could find a statue of Queen Victoria and crack one off in her face.

14-02-2003, 15:22:08
Dig up the Queen Mum's corpse and mount it on a pole as a banner.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 15:30:29
Ho ho ho!

I could exhume the Queen mum's corpse, consume the innerds, tie the skin to a pole, paint stars and stripes on it, then burn it and put it out with my piss and shit.

How much for the above feat?

14-02-2003, 15:34:41
OK. Dig up Diana, fuck her rotten corpse in front of Buckingham Palace, burn an actual American and wear a ground to air missile launcher on your shoulder whilst screaming "LONG LIVE OSAMA!"

14-02-2003, 15:35:12
I'll buy you a Cadbury's Cream Egg if you do it.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 15:39:27
No what I really will do is to break into bukingham palace and fuck the queen with a black goat.

the birth shall take place in my private "hospital" and I shall ensure our "son" is made king.

The world shall then kneel before the Goat lord

14-02-2003, 15:41:53
"You should have seen the cover they wanted to do"

14-02-2003, 15:42:11
Can you be the only person waving a Sonic Undermind banner? You could tell everyone it is a statement on the secret agenda of the New World Order.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-02-2003, 15:49:23
Now there a good idea