View Full Version : New Roskilde Festival Website

13-02-2003, 18:10:24
It's really cool, much better than the old one. A few new acts (QUOTSA, Coldplay (bleurgh)) have also been announced.


(the link to change languages is a bit tricky to find, it's on the think top bar.)

14-02-2003, 09:51:10
A band we agree on! The only good thing about Coldplay is that they aren't Travis.

Provost Harrison
15-02-2003, 20:06:12
I don't find there's really anything wrong with Coldplay, they are 'nice' enough...but that is half the problem...very 'nice', and a little morose.

Scabrous Birdseed
15-02-2003, 23:12:40
Morosity I don't mind, they're just too polished and too unadventurous. They're just swimming around in very small, very safe, very middle-england circles as far as I'm concerned.

16-02-2003, 19:21:58
They're boring.

16-02-2003, 19:30:39
What's wrong with swimming around in very small, very safe swimming pools again?

16-02-2003, 20:05:47
Nothing. If you are a goldfish.

Provost Harrison
19-02-2003, 22:16:43
Goldfish music!

Yeah, I agree, they are very conservative...

20-02-2003, 09:51:23
That guy from coldplay needs to do some drugs, fuck some groupies and remember he's a pop star not a lonely student no more.
Gwyenth was a good start but she's too bleody earnest herself. Now if he banged Gisele Blundchen or something, then coldplay's music would really pick up.

20-02-2003, 09:54:35
Good call. Gwyneth is to acting what Coldplay are to music. Nothing exactly wrong with her but she's not exceptional or exciting in any way.

*End Is Forever*
20-02-2003, 10:07:04
I saw Jennifer Love-Hewitt quoted as saying she thought Chris Martin was really attractive... now, Gwyneth or Jennifer, who would you rather fuck?

*End Is Forever*
20-02-2003, 10:09:18

*End Is Forever*
20-02-2003, 10:10:12


20-02-2003, 10:13:13
Well Gwyneth looks like she's be about the most boring shag you could have so no contest really.

I think that Chris Martin looks like notorious Leeds thug Alan Smith


*End Is Forever*
20-02-2003, 10:14:45
That photo on the left would make a great caption competition.

Scabrous Birdseed
20-02-2003, 10:14:48
He looks like a young Adam Sandler in that pic.

*End Is Forever*
20-02-2003, 10:15:54
Roskilde to Alan Smith in 14 posts, that's quite impressive.